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whensdinner77.bsky.social
WhensDinner
@whensdinner77.bsky.social
Portable amazing experience generation engine.
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Really looking for this kind of energy in my life right now.
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If a zombie tried to bite me I would tech the grab
October 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I can chain smoke and feel fine. I can vape 59mg nic salts and feel fine. I have a 3mg Zyn in my lip for 10 minutes and it feels like my hands are ice and my head is swimming.
September 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have you purchased Microsoft Office 365 today? What do you mean you don't need it? Have you not considered all the documents that will go unedited? All the points, unpowered? The lack of exceleration? How many drives do you even have? None?
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm going to power my house using a pile of old juul batteries.
August 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The reality of being in any kind of creator focused community is seeing a waterfall of projects that look like shit and then seeing heaps of praise piled on them like they don't. Toxic positivity is such an insidious force because the people doing it don't even know they're doing something wrong.
June 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A vampire love story only the vampire is a total fucking loser that pulls no bitches.
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can I just cover myself in UV resin, walk out into the sun, and become a statue?
May 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When a trash can breaks, is there a bigger trashcan you put it in, or?
May 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gonna 3D print myself a new job that pays well.
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Walking around the flea mall haggling the price of the cigarette butts on the ground.
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Selling cereal boxes full of cigarette butts at the flea mall.
March 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sailor Moon only Usagi is secretly a magical girl. Not a sailor scout, but like a magician.
March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What’s the fastest way to advance time so I can leave this mandatory social function? Need answers quick.
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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They should invest in creating something to even rival this combo
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I could fucking eat a cigarette right now.
March 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I haven’t had nicotine in three days. I don’t crave nicotine but I crave the lack of stress that constantly being nicotine addled brought. As soon as my blood pressure is under control I am going to sit on the front porch and smoke an entire pack of Camel Blues in one fucking go.
March 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Small phones are art. Moving from a giant slab of a phone to something handy and more pocketable is great.
February 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Tenchi Muyo, only instead of having a harem of women he has a shitload of vacuum cleaners.
February 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Digging through a box of useless junk trying to make space for myself.
February 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Going into thrift stores and eating the wax fruit.
February 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You never know what you'll find at the flea market. Old tools, books, video games, an entire human skeleton, watches.
February 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Almost getting in a car accident is such a waste of excitement.
February 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Slightly burning your hand while trying to shield your lighter from the wind is part of the cigarette break experience.
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'll pay handsomely for proof that you have, verifiably, used all of the fuel in a full-size Bic lighter without losing it first.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM