Rob Watkins
@whelkaholism.bsky.social
They're not wrong, the plot summary of this film gets more insane with every sentence until by the end both it and you are completely detached from reality
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
They're not wrong, the plot summary of this film gets more insane with every sentence until by the end both it and you are completely detached from reality
Brain Bunny
slightly obsessed about the end of this lady's effigy tomb with the voluminous folds of her dress and petite heeled shoes
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Brain Bunny
New Eye of Sauron just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
New Eye of Sauron just dropped
Classic Brighton
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Classic Brighton
About to try some garlic mushroom flavoured crisps. Will they be:
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
About to try some garlic mushroom flavoured crisps. Will they be:
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
a) Taste nice
b) Taste of the hubris of mankind playing God
I've sadly now seen this too much, but I have been in physical pain laughing at this many times
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I've sadly now seen this too much, but I have been in physical pain laughing at this many times
"Southern Water volunteers continue to assist" - does this mean they won't even pay their own staff to clean up?!
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Southern Water volunteers continue to assist" - does this mean they won't even pay their own staff to clean up?!
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560881...
Good grief fellow X-ers, don't let's go down the boomer meme route, we're meh-tter than this
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good grief fellow X-ers, don't let's go down the boomer meme route, we're meh-tter than this
Is it "spiders"?
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is it "spiders"?
Having a very mad and surreal 12yo leads to me having to say things like "a chicken with boobs would be a terrible affront unto God" in conversations
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Having a very mad and surreal 12yo leads to me having to say things like "a chicken with boobs would be a terrible affront unto God" in conversations
Your boyfriend may be French, but is he *this* French
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your boyfriend may be French, but is he *this* French
Technology has now advanced to the place where a human remotely controlling a robot can duplicate the dishwasher loading skills of a blind-drunk student coming home absolutely slaughtered at 5am. Truly a labour-saving miracle
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Technology has now advanced to the place where a human remotely controlling a robot can duplicate the dishwasher loading skills of a blind-drunk student coming home absolutely slaughtered at 5am. Truly a labour-saving miracle
Reposted by Rob Watkins
His name is Ozy and his legs are on the sand
Just like his wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
And when he boasts of works he shows you all he can
Oh Ozy, Ozy, sculpted in an antique land
Just like his wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
And when he boasts of works he shows you all he can
Oh Ozy, Ozy, sculpted in an antique land
*macca voice*
Ozymandias
Legs over there but his body is here in the sand
Sneer of command.
Look at his works, kings.
Not much is left of his power and glorious reign.
Nothing remains
Ozymandias
Legs over there but his body is here in the sand
Sneer of command.
Look at his works, kings.
Not much is left of his power and glorious reign.
Nothing remains
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
His name is Ozy and his legs are on the sand
Just like his wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
And when he boasts of works he shows you all he can
Oh Ozy, Ozy, sculpted in an antique land
Just like his wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
And when he boasts of works he shows you all he can
Oh Ozy, Ozy, sculpted in an antique land
OKAY GUYS LETS GET FUCKING RURAL @themerl.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
OKAY GUYS LETS GET FUCKING RURAL @themerl.bsky.social
Look upon my tools, ye mighty, and despair
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look upon my tools, ye mighty, and despair
This article has absolutely enraged me, from the unquestioning parroting of locals by the writer to the locals themselves. How do you counter people who think immigrants are going to sail round from Calais to the fucking Severn and up the Wye to Buxton www.bbc.com/news/article...
Buxton: Why one small town with very little immigration turned to Reform UK
How national concerns affected a local election in the heart of the Peak District.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This article has absolutely enraged me, from the unquestioning parroting of locals by the writer to the locals themselves. How do you counter people who think immigrants are going to sail round from Calais to the fucking Severn and up the Wye to Buxton www.bbc.com/news/article...
Important news from the Beeb
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Important news from the Beeb
Reposted by Rob Watkins
I can’t get no sandwich-action
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t get no sandwich-action
Lucy Davis is absolutely epic in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
October 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lucy Davis is absolutely epic in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
This article is so much more than it, but I did like this quote.
"actually-existing capitalism in the west stopped being about wealth creation (if it ever had been) some time in the 1960s, and switched gear to wealth concentration (the "he who dies with the most toys, wins" model of life)"
"actually-existing capitalism in the west stopped being about wealth creation (if it ever had been) some time in the 1960s, and switched gear to wealth concentration (the "he who dies with the most toys, wins" model of life)"
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This article is so much more than it, but I did like this quote.
"actually-existing capitalism in the west stopped being about wealth creation (if it ever had been) some time in the 1960s, and switched gear to wealth concentration (the "he who dies with the most toys, wins" model of life)"
"actually-existing capitalism in the west stopped being about wealth creation (if it ever had been) some time in the 1960s, and switched gear to wealth concentration (the "he who dies with the most toys, wins" model of life)"
AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
AWS is down, post hog
Americans on Instagram having a normal one
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Americans on Instagram having a normal one