Grim Up North
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Beautiful, only slightly mental
Dishwasher lads? How come they can get a bowl caked in dried-on wheatabix shiny clean but it’s absolutely hopeless if anything’s got salad leaves on it? 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dishwasher lads? How come they can get a bowl caked in dried-on wheatabix shiny clean but it’s absolutely hopeless if anything’s got salad leaves on it? 🤷♂️
Me playing Countdown.
This drum cunt is annoying
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me playing Countdown.
Update on that Hac night at Mayfield depot:
Place is fucking HUGE!
Primals were ace.
DJs after them played Fools Gold & Young MC back to back. 🔥
LOADS of people my age and older still take drugs, given the loosely hanging jaws.
If this event was on in the early 90’s it would be WELL MOODY.
Place is fucking HUGE!
Primals were ace.
DJs after them played Fools Gold & Young MC back to back. 🔥
LOADS of people my age and older still take drugs, given the loosely hanging jaws.
If this event was on in the early 90’s it would be WELL MOODY.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Update on that Hac night at Mayfield depot:
Place is fucking HUGE!
Primals were ace.
DJs after them played Fools Gold & Young MC back to back. 🔥
LOADS of people my age and older still take drugs, given the loosely hanging jaws.
If this event was on in the early 90’s it would be WELL MOODY.
Place is fucking HUGE!
Primals were ace.
DJs after them played Fools Gold & Young MC back to back. 🔥
LOADS of people my age and older still take drugs, given the loosely hanging jaws.
If this event was on in the early 90’s it would be WELL MOODY.
Went to sleep with the Aussies at 12/0…
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November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Went to sleep with the Aussies at 12/0…
Ooh, did that viral doner kebab fakeaway thing tonight where you flatten spiced up minced lamb / beef in paper, roll it up and cook it. A totally strong 8/10 which will achieve full marks with a few wee tweaks. 👌
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ooh, did that viral doner kebab fakeaway thing tonight where you flatten spiced up minced lamb / beef in paper, roll it up and cook it. A totally strong 8/10 which will achieve full marks with a few wee tweaks. 👌
Off to bed. Told Mrs I’ll wake her up on the sofa when I come downstairs at 3am.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Off to bed. Told Mrs I’ll wake her up on the sofa when I come downstairs at 3am.
Feeling the burn after getting up at 3:30am now. 💀
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Feeling the burn after getting up at 3:30am now. 💀
Just about everyone bar my mum had met Mani. No-one with a bad word to say about him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just about everyone bar my mum had met Mani. No-one with a bad word to say about him.
Glad they wheeled John Robb out. Hardly hear from him when some indie/punk royalty dies.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Glad they wheeled John Robb out. Hardly hear from him when some indie/punk royalty dies.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
FFS. Beta Band AND Flaming Lips at the Piece Hall now? I might as well live on beans for the rest of my life.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
FFS. Beta Band AND Flaming Lips at the Piece Hall now? I might as well live on beans for the rest of my life.
Mate of mine was at the Boca-River Superclasico today. Bastard. 💙💛
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Mate of mine was at the Boca-River Superclasico today. Bastard. 💙💛
Reluctant Nicko has had a nightmare on that other app. 😂💀
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Reluctant Nicko has had a nightmare on that other app. 😂💀
Anyone seen that St Albans mascot that rocked up pissed and ejected before the end of their FA Cup tie? The magic of the cup. 🤩
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Anyone seen that St Albans mascot that rocked up pissed and ejected before the end of their FA Cup tie? The magic of the cup. 🤩
Can’t get enough of that shit Oasis tribute bands account on Insta lads. Roaring tackle.
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can’t get enough of that shit Oasis tribute bands account on Insta lads. Roaring tackle.
Bit of Turkish theatre tackle today night at Etci Mehmet. Flames shooting out left, right and centre, dry ice and some pitch-perfect nosebag. Recommend. 👌
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bit of Turkish theatre tackle today night at Etci Mehmet. Flames shooting out left, right and centre, dry ice and some pitch-perfect nosebag. Recommend. 👌
Can’t wait for tomorrow. The time on my dad’s car will be right.
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Can’t wait for tomorrow. The time on my dad’s car will be right.
Cracking read this, @neiltague.bsky.social @theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social
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October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Huge fan of a ground lined by 40ft fern trees by the way. Beautiful. 🥹
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Huge fan of a ground lined by 40ft fern trees by the way. Beautiful. 🥹
The addition of gnocchi, Parmesan and a blob of sour cream to Heinz’s cream of tommy soup might have the Eyeties going apeshit but it’s a fucking lush tea-in-five-minutes. Bit of fried chorizo over the top too to make them extra livid. 🇮🇹
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The addition of gnocchi, Parmesan and a blob of sour cream to Heinz’s cream of tommy soup might have the Eyeties going apeshit but it’s a fucking lush tea-in-five-minutes. Bit of fried chorizo over the top too to make them extra livid. 🇮🇹
Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack www.bbc.com/news/article...
Big turn out for Corrie at Hatton’s funeral (a). Leeds may have taken more, but still.
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Big turn out for Corrie at Hatton’s funeral (a). Leeds may have taken more, but still.
Done that thing where I put rice on to boil, forgot to put a timer on, and came back 45 minutes later.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Done that thing where I put rice on to boil, forgot to put a timer on, and came back 45 minutes later.