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Grim Up North
@wheatabeat.bsky.social
Beautiful, only slightly mental
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s all over FB. Anyway, get the balance of spicing right and it’s totally bang on. I used this for 1kg of mince (half 5% fat beef, half 12% lamb). The tweaks I’d make is make each roll as thin as possible) and possibly add some lamb stock to increase juiciness. Grill at end for 1 min too.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ooh, did that viral doner kebab fakeaway thing tonight where you flatten spiced up minced lamb / beef in paper, roll it up and cook it. A totally strong 8/10 which will achieve full marks with a few wee tweaks. 👌
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Account was SouthStandPies. So henceforth a flood of pun replies like this. It’s been gold content.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Bit of Turkish theatre tackle today night at Etci Mehmet. Flames shooting out left, right and centre, dry ice and some pitch-perfect nosebag. Recommend. 👌
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The addition of gnocchi, Parmesan and a blob of sour cream to Heinz’s cream of tommy soup might have the Eyeties going apeshit but it’s a fucking lush tea-in-five-minutes. Bit of fried chorizo over the top too to make them extra livid. 🇮🇹
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ahh, the 80’s. Where they’d draw actual nipples on a barmaid for the credits on a prime time tv show that millions watched. Sigh.
September 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Weekend Michelin star food and drink poncing in that Mayfair Saturday. 🧐 #ladedacunts #patheticcasuals
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Add Gunnar Halle to the list of good looking bastard old footballers who appear to be living the best life. Sigh.
September 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Can’t park there mate.
September 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Piece Hall me up, baby. #SmashingPumpkins 🖤
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How I flirt
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You might have to come and watch these (Gimnastic Tarragona), @harrymcnally.bsky.social. Whenever they have a break in play, out comes a Spanish cover of B&S’s Another Sunny Day. Twee footy at its best.
August 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@idlewildgirl.bsky.social You’re into this caller aren’t you? Would you share this in places? It’s my nephew’s first proper self-promoted club night. He’s proper excited. Tickets are on Skiddle.
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh, go away Stuart. Pfft. 🙄
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away van.
July 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Jibbed first class today lads. Tres comfortable return trip home. 💅
July 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Only stupid cunts go on a 650 mile round trip to Dundee United for a 0-0 pre season friendly. #oafc
July 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Only these two can save #masterchef
July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Outstanding gear this by the way lads. Mix it all into big bowl of steamed rice and veg. Feeds about four. Aldiz and Lidlz do the same thing.
July 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM