Stephanie
@whatstephsaid.bsky.social
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention.
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Stephanie
@whatstephsaid.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Having a dog has genuinely been the greatest gift of my life, no matter how I feel he's always there to make me smile with the most simple behaviours. All he's done today is throw himself on my freshly cleaned and hoovered rug and roll about to scratch his back and already I'm happier.
The Oasis tour ends this weekend & I might not have been to see them since August but I'm gonna miss it. People might think I'm being OTT here but I genuinely don't think it could've happened at a better time. The world is such a dark, dank & miserable place & they've made millions of people smile.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Oasis tour ends this weekend & I might not have been to see them since August but I'm gonna miss it. People might think I'm being OTT here but I genuinely don't think it could've happened at a better time. The world is such a dark, dank & miserable place & they've made millions of people smile.
Guess who forgot to turn their cricket alarm off? Twat.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Guess who forgot to turn their cricket alarm off? Twat.
Fuck me, what a right good day of results that is.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fuck me, what a right good day of results that is.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
My Saturday night > your Saturday night
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My Saturday night > your Saturday night
Quite happy that I don't have to get up at 2am tbqhwy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Quite happy that I don't have to get up at 2am tbqhwy.
England's piss poor display has embarrassed me enough to have to remove my cricketing display pic. Back to the greatest night of my life instead ✌️
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
England's piss poor display has embarrassed me enough to have to remove my cricketing display pic. Back to the greatest night of my life instead ✌️
Manchester United's home fixtures in December.
Thursday 4th December 8pm
Monday 15th December 8pm
Friday 26th December 8pm
Tuesday 30th December 8:15pm
Fuck the FA. Fuck the Premier League. Fuck Sky. Fuck TNT. Fuck Amazon. Fuck the police.
Thursday 4th December 8pm
Monday 15th December 8pm
Friday 26th December 8pm
Tuesday 30th December 8:15pm
Fuck the FA. Fuck the Premier League. Fuck Sky. Fuck TNT. Fuck Amazon. Fuck the police.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Manchester United's home fixtures in December.
Thursday 4th December 8pm
Monday 15th December 8pm
Friday 26th December 8pm
Tuesday 30th December 8:15pm
Fuck the FA. Fuck the Premier League. Fuck Sky. Fuck TNT. Fuck Amazon. Fuck the police.
Thursday 4th December 8pm
Monday 15th December 8pm
Friday 26th December 8pm
Tuesday 30th December 8:15pm
Fuck the FA. Fuck the Premier League. Fuck Sky. Fuck TNT. Fuck Amazon. Fuck the police.
I'm absolutely here for this Travis Head innings, teach them a fucking lesson.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I'm absolutely here for this Travis Head innings, teach them a fucking lesson.
Jim Maxwell and Alex Hartley is an hilarious combo.
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Jim Maxwell and Alex Hartley is an hilarious combo.
Where we at pals?
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Where we at pals?
Are those St George's Flags cringe or have the racist links skewed my thoughts towards them?
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Are those St George's Flags cringe or have the racist links skewed my thoughts towards them?
What channel are Nasser and Athers on? Surely the Aussies have snapped them up?
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
What channel are Nasser and Athers on? Surely the Aussies have snapped them up?
What the fuck is this TNT coverage?
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
What the fuck is this TNT coverage?
Stuart Broad better fucking find Jamie Smith tonight and teach him a fucking poker face.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Stuart Broad better fucking find Jamie Smith tonight and teach him a fucking poker face.
Australia have got 3 days to score 205. The stats obviously don't support their chances but Steve Smith surely has a point to prove.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Australia have got 3 days to score 205. The stats obviously don't support their chances but Steve Smith surely has a point to prove.
ODI yesterday, T20 today. I'm trying to be positive about whatever this is that they're doing because of my love for the game but they're not making it easy. This isn't just a game plan, this is a complete lack of test cricket knowledge.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
ODI yesterday, T20 today. I'm trying to be positive about whatever this is that they're doing because of my love for the game but they're not making it easy. This isn't just a game plan, this is a complete lack of test cricket knowledge.
I honestly have absolutely no idea how this test could go.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I honestly have absolutely no idea how this test could go.
How can you only hear the Barmy Army on TMS 😂 CRY ON THE TELLY!
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
How can you only hear the Barmy Army on TMS 😂 CRY ON THE TELLY!
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
Wait until she hears about how we recorded songs off the radio.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wait until she hears about how we recorded songs off the radio.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Going watching Australian Pink Floyd at Blackpool Opera House tonight, anyone seen them? I'm not usually a fan of tribute bands but I've heard amazing things and I'll likely never see the actual Pink Floyd so might as well.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Going watching Australian Pink Floyd at Blackpool Opera House tonight, anyone seen them? I'm not usually a fan of tribute bands but I've heard amazing things and I'll likely never see the actual Pink Floyd so might as well.
This has tickled me to no end. Someone on reddit was getting upset about the use of cocker the other day too. Leave us Brits and our colloquialisms alone.
What the fuck is a "pillock?" Another ignorant slur from a non-American loser, I imagine.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This has tickled me to no end. Someone on reddit was getting upset about the use of cocker the other day too. Leave us Brits and our colloquialisms alone.
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If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.