Done ✅: a spreadsheet I created for my team with a bunch of formulas that should help simplify workflow and lower the chances of things falling through the cracks

Not done ❌: the seven boring things on today’s actual to-do list

I’ve been growing out my bangs for the last few months bc I’ve had them since 2012 and thought they were looking stale.

Until last night when I looked in the mirror and thought “wow, y’know what I actually hate this” so now I’m cutting my bangs in my bathroom at 2p on a Monday on my lunch break ✨🪄

The World Trade Center Health Program is a critical support for first responders who deal with health conditions linked to 9/11 Ground Zero exposure.

The WTC Health Program must continue to review and certify new illnesses that may be tied to this exposure... 1/2

The Trump administration gutted funding for the World Trade Center Health Program. For those who don't know, the WTC health program helps survivors and and responders injured in the 9/11 attacks.

Never let anyone tell you that the President cares about emergency responders, patriots or soldiers.

I’m standing just outside the Bowery Electric on a rainy Sunday night in 2010 hoping to get into a sold-out show and Bill Murray comes up, goes, “Hi! I’m Bill”. The bouncer laughs and lets him in lol

idk if this is a hot take but vs. is the best pearl jam album and it’s not close

Cop gets on his car’s loudspeaker and says to the taxi pulled over in front of him, “You’re not supposed to wait here. You should know better!” Like not even trying to give the cab driver a ticket, he’s just very disappointed 💀

Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech:

“How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”

TIL that former First Lady Grace Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca and I honestly love that for her

I’ve been on a quest lately to find & visit the graves of as many ppl in my family tree as I can & my mom just told me “don’t become one of those people who hangs out in cemeteries all the time or like Elvira or something” 💀 I’ll try my best

I really wish there had been some attempt to revive the desire for authenticity, the rejection of consumerism, and the disgust for selling out as part of the retro 90s trends. Instead we just brought back big pants.

I have a layover at O’Hare and I just wanna know why they’re blasting 2000’s club hits in this nearly empty terminal at 12:30 pm

Love when I don’t reply to messages from friends and family and when I do reply to them hours/days/weeks later I just apologize and say I’ve been busy instead of being honest and saying “I have a severe anxiety disorder, I didn’t forget and it’s been eating me up inside and idk why I do this” 🫠

There’s no amount of under-eye concealer in the world that can hide how tired I am and that’s why I’m drinking a Celsius at 6pm

i'm sure the emo thought leaders (5k emo nostalgia accounts that have built a following by repeating the phrase "it's not a phase" in a pink font for the last 10 years) are ready to lead a nuanced and considered conversation about the return of brand new

It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!

Few people know this but “smashing pumpkins” is a colloquialism about drinking a lot of pumpkin spice lattes.