Big Tony
whatever-die.bsky.social
Big Tony
@whatever-die.bsky.social
Second Mortgage Gambler
i left my yin and yang in the wash……., now its ying ;(
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
little known fact: if you call the support hotline and order a “super duper uber” they bring a corolla that takes you straight to hell (florida)
January 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
planning my colleges mothers day event, call that all ma’s matter
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i woulda moved that boulder on the third day too if i didnt have to rest for my golf tournament
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
workin on the railroad and all I do is live long day. not getting paid enough
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
forms cocoon and dissolve into crab rangoon to be reborn as a gundam villain
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
me on the way tell my girl i got plat in league, call that the path of exile
January 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mineral to water ratio 75:25
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
johnny appleseed would NOT have gotten away if i was around. any copycats better watch their back
January 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Legate Lanius voice: can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a chocolate frosty…… ive got the keyring coupon
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
at the library straight up reading it- — - the 2007 jeep wrangler handbook
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The claws of ivory dig deep to relinquish the soul of its bondage, raising the tsunami of vigor
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
*at the world economic forum, sweating and shaking*
I approach the mic
Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart
“MUSTAAAAA-“
I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem
January 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chats down but my GPT (Grainy Photo Television ) is up
January 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
took her to Paris but I FELL on and OW HER

Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM