i left my yin and yang in the wash……., now its ying ;(
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i left my yin and yang in the wash……., now its ying ;(
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J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"
little known fact: if you call the support hotline and order a “super duper uber” they bring a corolla that takes you straight to hell (florida)
January 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
little known fact: if you call the support hotline and order a “super duper uber” they bring a corolla that takes you straight to hell (florida)
planning my colleges mothers day event, call that all ma’s matter
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
planning my colleges mothers day event, call that all ma’s matter
i woulda moved that boulder on the third day too if i didnt have to rest for my golf tournament
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i woulda moved that boulder on the third day too if i didnt have to rest for my golf tournament
workin on the railroad and all I do is live long day. not getting paid enough
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
workin on the railroad and all I do is live long day. not getting paid enough
forms cocoon and dissolve into crab rangoon to be reborn as a gundam villain
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
forms cocoon and dissolve into crab rangoon to be reborn as a gundam villain
me on the way tell my girl i got plat in league, call that the path of exile
January 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me on the way tell my girl i got plat in league, call that the path of exile
Mineral to water ratio 75:25
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mineral to water ratio 75:25
johnny appleseed would NOT have gotten away if i was around. any copycats better watch their back
January 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
johnny appleseed would NOT have gotten away if i was around. any copycats better watch their back
Legate Lanius voice: can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a chocolate frosty…… ive got the keyring coupon
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Legate Lanius voice: can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a chocolate frosty…… ive got the keyring coupon
at the library straight up reading it- — - the 2007 jeep wrangler handbook
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
at the library straight up reading it- — - the 2007 jeep wrangler handbook
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
The claws of ivory dig deep to relinquish the soul of its bondage, raising the tsunami of vigor
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The claws of ivory dig deep to relinquish the soul of its bondage, raising the tsunami of vigor
*at the world economic forum, sweating and shaking*
I approach the mic
Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart
“MUSTAAAAA-“
I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem
I approach the mic
Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart
“MUSTAAAAA-“
I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem
January 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
*at the world economic forum, sweating and shaking*
I approach the mic
Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart
“MUSTAAAAA-“
I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem
I approach the mic
Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart
“MUSTAAAAA-“
I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem
Chats down but my GPT (Grainy Photo Television ) is up
January 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Chats down but my GPT (Grainy Photo Television ) is up
took her to Paris but I FELL on and OW HER
Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here
Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
took her to Paris but I FELL on and OW HER
Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here
Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here