Jessica Payne
@whata-payne.bsky.social
She/her, wife 👰♀️, mom 👶, Ally 🏳️🌈, BLM ✊🏿, Bookworm 📚, Slytherpuff 🦅🦡, Browncoat 🤎, Peace Love and Evidenced Based Scientist ✌️❤️🔬, Spooky shit 👻, Cross stitch ✖️, Crochet & Knitting 🧶, Cat lady 🐈⬛, Wannabe runner 🏃🏻♀️
Me: threatens the child that if her room isnt clean her bestie doesn't sleep over New Years Eve.
Also me: shops for mocktail and party ingredients to make their night special.
Also me: shops for mocktail and party ingredients to make their night special.
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December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: threatens the child that if her room isnt clean her bestie doesn't sleep over New Years Eve.
Also me: shops for mocktail and party ingredients to make their night special.
Also me: shops for mocktail and party ingredients to make their night special.
Might have to start #baking bread 🥐 again if I'm going to be reading this. #currentlyreading 📚
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Might have to start #baking bread 🥐 again if I'm going to be reading this. #currentlyreading 📚
It's a hard choice between these two moments. Not to mention both were delightful weekends in PDX. @gradyhendrix.bsky.social @nspband.bsky.social @twrpband.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's a hard choice between these two moments. Not to mention both were delightful weekends in PDX. @gradyhendrix.bsky.social @nspband.bsky.social @twrpband.bsky.social
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"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
Matthew 22:36-40
Matthew 22:36-40
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
Matthew 22:36-40
Matthew 22:36-40
I dunt like this book anymore. 😭 #NineteenSteps #MillieBobbyBrown 📚
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December 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I dunt like this book anymore. 😭 #NineteenSteps #MillieBobbyBrown 📚
Went to the store for tea and ingredients for holiday treats. I forgot the tea. I only have the treats.
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December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Went to the store for tea and ingredients for holiday treats. I forgot the tea. I only have the treats.
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The horrors persist, but so do the horrors
wait
wait
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The horrors persist, but so do the horrors
wait
wait
@stressedyeti.bsky.social "why is the dog wearing shoes?"
Me "🤷🏻♀️ ask the pre-teen"
Me "🤷🏻♀️ ask the pre-teen"
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@stressedyeti.bsky.social "why is the dog wearing shoes?"
Me "🤷🏻♀️ ask the pre-teen"
Me "🤷🏻♀️ ask the pre-teen"
Me when I go to the #library instead of the #bookstore.
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December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me when I go to the #library instead of the #bookstore.
I'm at the stage in #parenthood where I have to wander into my #kids room to find my shoes.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm at the stage in #parenthood where I have to wander into my #kids room to find my shoes.
What in the AI Elf is going on here? I can't recreate any of these. #elfontheshelf
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
What in the AI Elf is going on here? I can't recreate any of these. #elfontheshelf
"I need help managing my money and not spending as much"
App: "I can do that, if you give me your money". #budgeting #bills
App: "I can do that, if you give me your money". #budgeting #bills
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December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"I need help managing my money and not spending as much"
App: "I can do that, if you give me your money". #budgeting #bills
App: "I can do that, if you give me your money". #budgeting #bills
#crossstitch of Bluesky help! I'm looking for some quick but lovely bookmark #patterns. All of mine are subversive or spooky and that's not the vibe of my gift recipient.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#crossstitch of Bluesky help! I'm looking for some quick but lovely bookmark #patterns. All of mine are subversive or spooky and that's not the vibe of my gift recipient.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Playing Worst Case Scenario last night and the 11 year said breaking up with a psychopath was merely bad. She looked at me and said "cuz I'm gonna be the psychopath."
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November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Playing Worst Case Scenario last night and the 11 year said breaking up with a psychopath was merely bad. She looked at me and said "cuz I'm gonna be the psychopath."
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Here's some peets I woke up to yesterday morning. Because it's almost #caturday and I'm suddenly seeing everyone else's babies on my feed. 🐾
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Here's some peets I woke up to yesterday morning. Because it's almost #caturday and I'm suddenly seeing everyone else's babies on my feed. 🐾
Ok #booksky help a girl out. My secret Santa recipient enjoys historical romance like Outlander but it's not a genre I read. And I don't know what is already on her bookshelf. What do you suggest? I don't think she's into smutty spice but I think some spice is fine. 📚
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ok #booksky help a girl out. My secret Santa recipient enjoys historical romance like Outlander but it's not a genre I read. And I don't know what is already on her bookshelf. What do you suggest? I don't think she's into smutty spice but I think some spice is fine. 📚
My #thanksgiving decorating is done. If you'll excuse me, I must dance to the song now stuck in my head. 💃🏻
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My #thanksgiving decorating is done. If you'll excuse me, I must dance to the song now stuck in my head. 💃🏻
Gawd I loved this world.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gawd I loved this world.
Went to the store for cookie ingredients and came out with appetizer ingredients. #hungrymuch?
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November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Went to the store for cookie ingredients and came out with appetizer ingredients. #hungrymuch?
*buys a million new hair ties*
"Maybe I need to cut my hair again... 🤔
"Maybe I need to cut my hair again... 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*buys a million new hair ties*
"Maybe I need to cut my hair again... 🤔
"Maybe I need to cut my hair again... 🤔
When adventuring across Europe with Emily and Wendall one must have the appropriate beverage to hydrate said adventures. #booksky #emilywilde 📚
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When adventuring across Europe with Emily and Wendall one must have the appropriate beverage to hydrate said adventures. #booksky #emilywilde 📚
24 hours from now and I'll be in the middle of For Good. #wicked
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November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
24 hours from now and I'll be in the middle of For Good. #wicked