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i want to start an anthony bordain style docuseries but it’s about why gen z is so mean
July 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
karen read dancing with the stars announcement incoming
June 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i don’t care about insider trading or war crimes anymore. i will vote for whoever makes loud motorcycles illegal.
June 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i’m sitting in the front row at imax at providence place and they’re in my fucking FACE yelling “IT DOESNT COME OUT UNTIL NOVEMBER” and I’m like ?????okay?????? because I’m so satttttt hunny
🚨First trailer for ‘Wicked: For Good’ starring Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.

In theaters November 21st.

Watch: youtu.be/vt98AlBDI9Y?...
June 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
well we know she’s comfortable with snow ifyouknowwhatimean
Charli XCX is being eyed to play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie on Netflix, DEADLINE reports.
March 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
why is fiona giving joey king's glambot?
February 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
fuck that hedgehog spring has sprung im rolling my windows down and blasting blues traveler
February 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
tom sandoval calling boston rob a traitor
February 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
is mick jagger trans send tweet
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this will kill kids. point blank.
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
going to keep a running thread here of celebrities that Matt mixes up for no good reason
January 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
wild how just yesterday i was so sick that the food Matt cooked for dinner made me legit gag but today im slurping it down like a pig eating from a trough
January 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i knew BRAT way before y’all because i have what? tummy issues. Bananas Rice Applesauce Toast honey
January 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Ariana Grande tells Variety she’d love to see more Broadway shows adapted for the big screen, including:

• The Drowsy Chaperone
• Spamalot
• Next to Normal
• Avenue Q
January 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Monstro Elisasue has arrived at the Golden Globes red carpet!
January 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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OHHHH PUMP IT UP! YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
January 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my first pats game and they won?
January 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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What time do we have to start The Substance to have the ball (boob?) drop at the same time as Monstra Elisasue’s television debut?
December 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
i’m getting heart palpitations thinking about how amy adams doesn’t have an oscar
December 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
you’ll never be able to go back to where you belong
Party City is going out of business after 40 years, closing down all its stores.

Corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment.
December 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Obama wanting something better than TSA precheck: uhh, let me be Clear™️
December 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
finishing my first season of survivor tonight. have you guys heard of this show? lowkey p good you probably haven’t heard of it
December 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
when the new york times emails me about the stock market it's like...okay? now what?
December 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM