say THAT!!!!!!

we’re starting Smash and Katherine McPhee walks in and Matt goes “Jennifer Hudson?”

“Did Tilda Swinton win an Oscar for Kill Bill?”

Matt, talking about Problemista: What’s her name, Uma Thurman?
Me: Tilda Swinton

Matt talking about the Oscars: But Mickey Mantel is going to win best actress, right?
Me: Mikey Madison and probably

call me Anna Kendrick’s ex the way I’m a Bill Hater