bitch-king of angmar (her)
@wetropolitan.bsky.social
🗽soprano/kitchen witch/kvetch artist
www.zenopera.com
🦠💉staying Covid-free for performers: https://pin.it/3xF3xe3YI
www.zenopera.com
🦠💉staying Covid-free for performers: https://pin.it/3xF3xe3YI
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It’s Friday night. Rehearsal let out early for the first time. I have a Costco box of cheezits open in front of the TV. I am about to rot like I have never rotted in my life 🧀
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s Friday night. Rehearsal let out early for the first time. I have a Costco box of cheezits open in front of the TV. I am about to rot like I have never rotted in my life 🧀
We love circle season 💕⚫️💕
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We love circle season 💕⚫️💕
I have been working 13-hour days for a week and will continue to do so for most of the rest of 2025, but my husband baked me lemon and toasted coconut brioche rolls to get me through my morning 🥹🍋🥥💕
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have been working 13-hour days for a week and will continue to do so for most of the rest of 2025, but my husband baked me lemon and toasted coconut brioche rolls to get me through my morning 🥹🍋🥥💕
Apple can’t be too jazzed about that email signature 😹
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Apple can’t be too jazzed about that email signature 😹
Me, as a therapist: You know you can just decide to be a better person, right?
Me, as a therapist: I mean, most people suck. so that's. you know.
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about getting over it?
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me, as a therapist: You know you can just decide to be a better person, right?
I have my period and I have rehearsal in Brooklyn until late. My husband is baking my favorite things while I cuddle the cat so I can have a treat when I get home 😿💕
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have my period and I have rehearsal in Brooklyn until late. My husband is baking my favorite things while I cuddle the cat so I can have a treat when I get home 😿💕
Before and after I started singing to her. She’s so sick of my voice 😹
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Before and after I started singing to her. She’s so sick of my voice 😹
Me: omg why are you so cute 😭
My cat: ⚫️
My cat: ⚫️
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me: omg why are you so cute 😭
My cat: ⚫️
My cat: ⚫️
It is my favorite but busiest season of the year, and I am once again devastated that I won’t have the time to throw the parties of my dreams. A Happy Halaliday Party (shawarma and boozeless cookie decorating). A Three Tenors Christmas Watch Party (RIP English Diction). Momomas (Cat Toy Crafting)
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is my favorite but busiest season of the year, and I am once again devastated that I won’t have the time to throw the parties of my dreams. A Happy Halaliday Party (shawarma and boozeless cookie decorating). A Three Tenors Christmas Watch Party (RIP English Diction). Momomas (Cat Toy Crafting)
Just heard one of the kids in the choir explain to the other kids that in choirs you get assigned a part based on how high or low your voice is but in orchestras they give the high notes to the best players. I assume this kid is a violinist 😹
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just heard one of the kids in the choir explain to the other kids that in choirs you get assigned a part based on how high or low your voice is but in orchestras they give the high notes to the best players. I assume this kid is a violinist 😹
I pass the Taco Bell cantina every time I go to this studio for opera rehearsal. Like Jesus in the desert.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I pass the Taco Bell cantina every time I go to this studio for opera rehearsal. Like Jesus in the desert.
Bakery supervisor 🎂
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bakery supervisor 🎂
Heading into a month straight of opera rehearsals starting tomorrow and trying really hard to spin this for myself as a break from juggling a bunch of different projects 😹
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Heading into a month straight of opera rehearsals starting tomorrow and trying really hard to spin this for myself as a break from juggling a bunch of different projects 😹
Damn the DNC chair looks like an AI avatar of a guy who can only get off when his wife is cucking him but is also sad about that.
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Damn the DNC chair looks like an AI avatar of a guy who can only get off when his wife is cucking him but is also sad about that.
It’s hard to properly celebrate Dick Cheney dying when I could’ve sworn he’d already died like five years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s hard to properly celebrate Dick Cheney dying when I could’ve sworn he’d already died like five years ago.
Bryan Cranston is out here hocking cranberries as “Cranpus.” Recession is coming 💀
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bryan Cranston is out here hocking cranberries as “Cranpus.” Recession is coming 💀
Me: when do you want to decorate for Christmas? ✨🕊️🎄😻🎄🕊️✨
My husband: oh god🙂↕️
My husband: oh god🙂↕️
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me: when do you want to decorate for Christmas? ✨🕊️🎄😻🎄🕊️✨
My husband: oh god🙂↕️
My husband: oh god🙂↕️
This year for Halloween I am “Girl Who Took On Too Many Other Projects And Still Has Memorization To Do A Week Before Rehearsals Begin On This One But Also Still Has To Practice Messiah and Christmas Oratorio Arias”
Very scary stuff. I’m gonna commit and go big on this costume 🙃
Very scary stuff. I’m gonna commit and go big on this costume 🙃
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This year for Halloween I am “Girl Who Took On Too Many Other Projects And Still Has Memorization To Do A Week Before Rehearsals Begin On This One But Also Still Has To Practice Messiah and Christmas Oratorio Arias”
Very scary stuff. I’m gonna commit and go big on this costume 🙃
Very scary stuff. I’m gonna commit and go big on this costume 🙃
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How every mode of communication from you found me
(Not well but enjoying my favorite food)
(Not well but enjoying my favorite food)
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
How every mode of communication from you found me
(Not well but enjoying my favorite food)
(Not well but enjoying my favorite food)
zoom in 😹
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
zoom in 😹
I just love how you can see her brainlessness. Our little living cartoon animal 😹
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just love how you can see her brainlessness. Our little living cartoon animal 😹
Holy shit I may actually have to purchase tickets to the Met? playbill.com/article/ang-...
Ang Lee and Andrew Ahn's The Wedding Banquet Films to Become an Opera
The opera from Huang Ruo will play Seattle before coming to New York's Metropolitan Opera.
playbill.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Holy shit I may actually have to purchase tickets to the Met? playbill.com/article/ang-...
This interview has caused me to believe that not having a strong moral compass will make you stupid.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This interview has caused me to believe that not having a strong moral compass will make you stupid.
I put on this animated children’s show featuring seals in silly little arctic vignettes just out of curiosity and now it is Momo’s favorite thing. This is the first time we’ve seen her actually watch TV?!
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I put on this animated children’s show featuring seals in silly little arctic vignettes just out of curiosity and now it is Momo’s favorite thing. This is the first time we’ve seen her actually watch TV?!
I wish I could go back in time to reassure my younger self—you will not regret investing in a pair of concert black Uggs
October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wish I could go back in time to reassure my younger self—you will not regret investing in a pair of concert black Uggs