Joan Callamezzo
@westondion.bsky.social
Thank you, Commissioner Gordon, people of Gotham.
Hemorrhaging-heart liberal, virulently feminist bordering on misandrist, trans ally. he/him 🏳️🌈
My mama: “Okay I need to go to bed because I was supposed to stop talking to you an hour ago”
Me: “I knowww but I’m addicting.”
Mama: “Yeah you a—“
Me: “EW GOD no mom don’t fuckin’ agree with that that’s like the most obnoxious thing a person can say!!”
Me: “I knowww but I’m addicting.”
Mama: “Yeah you a—“
Me: “EW GOD no mom don’t fuckin’ agree with that that’s like the most obnoxious thing a person can say!!”
March 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My mama: “Okay I need to go to bed because I was supposed to stop talking to you an hour ago”
Me: “I knowww but I’m addicting.”
Mama: “Yeah you a—“
Me: “EW GOD no mom don’t fuckin’ agree with that that’s like the most obnoxious thing a person can say!!”
Me: “I knowww but I’m addicting.”
Mama: “Yeah you a—“
Me: “EW GOD no mom don’t fuckin’ agree with that that’s like the most obnoxious thing a person can say!!”
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it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles
January 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles
Reposted by Joan Callamezzo
love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash
@akilah.bsky.social I can’t believe that Elon fucked Twitter up so hard and fast that there’s like an entire social media refugee population
January 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@akilah.bsky.social I can’t believe that Elon fucked Twitter up so hard and fast that there’s like an entire social media refugee population
Thoughts and prayers [weed and alcohol] to everyone who had to spend today with deeply conservative, religious, hateful family members.
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Thoughts and prayers [weed and alcohol] to everyone who had to spend today with deeply conservative, religious, hateful family members.
Words cannot express how wonderful it is to be gay and feminist and areligious tbh
November 24, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Words cannot express how wonderful it is to be gay and feminist and areligious tbh
Should probably come back here
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Should probably come back here
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the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
Guys it’s just fucking ridiculous how cute my dog is. Like it’s insane.
September 17, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Guys it’s just fucking ridiculous how cute my dog is. Like it’s insane.
I don’t really care about longevity, just as long as I live to see Sarah Silverman or Sam Bee take over a legacy late night show
September 14, 2023 at 5:58 AM
I don’t really care about longevity, just as long as I live to see Sarah Silverman or Sam Bee take over a legacy late night show
I haven’t been on this or any social in a WHILE but is BSky still the queerest place on earth?
September 14, 2023 at 5:49 AM
I haven’t been on this or any social in a WHILE but is BSky still the queerest place on earth?
Reposted by Joan Callamezzo
I love that someone took this simple photo of a little flumpus, had it developed, printed, and kept it during a time when photography was much more involved than just hitting a button on your phone. ❤️ From my collection, ca. 1950s.
September 14, 2023 at 2:54 AM
I love that someone took this simple photo of a little flumpus, had it developed, printed, and kept it during a time when photography was much more involved than just hitting a button on your phone. ❤️ From my collection, ca. 1950s.
I can’t get over the fact that this 40-pound dummy who looks like a sweet dingus angel is one of the strongest dogs I’ve ever met. Her bite is fucking wild
September 14, 2023 at 5:44 AM
I can’t get over the fact that this 40-pound dummy who looks like a sweet dingus angel is one of the strongest dogs I’ve ever met. Her bite is fucking wild
Moments before we capsized and I lost my phone, wallet, and glasses
July 20, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Moments before we capsized and I lost my phone, wallet, and glasses
There really is no better film genre than “lady vigilante lays waste to men”
July 17, 2023 at 11:11 PM
There really is no better film genre than “lady vigilante lays waste to men”
I know God’s a man because only a dude could be that petty and fucked up and gross
July 16, 2023 at 3:53 AM
I know God’s a man because only a dude could be that petty and fucked up and gross
My eyes just rolled so far back in my head I got to watch my brain cells die
June 25, 2023 at 10:32 PM
My eyes just rolled so far back in my head I got to watch my brain cells die
Anyway this storm is wild
June 22, 2023 at 5:06 AM
Anyway this storm is wild
Me on Opposite Day
I’m only truly happy when I’m kissing a naked woman
June 22, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Me on Opposite Day
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If you had told me 10 years ago that there would be an article about why I dumped my fiancé, I would have laughed 💀
But here I am in Buzzfeed, talking about weaponized incompetence, gender, & refusing to raise babymen
https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/men-weaponized-incompetence-twitter
But here I am in Buzzfeed, talking about weaponized incompetence, gender, & refusing to raise babymen
https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/men-weaponized-incompetence-twitter
June 22, 2023 at 12:39 AM
If you had told me 10 years ago that there would be an article about why I dumped my fiancé, I would have laughed 💀
But here I am in Buzzfeed, talking about weaponized incompetence, gender, & refusing to raise babymen
https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/men-weaponized-incompetence-twitter
But here I am in Buzzfeed, talking about weaponized incompetence, gender, & refusing to raise babymen
https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/men-weaponized-incompetence-twitter
Reposted by Joan Callamezzo
the rules of bluesky:
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies
June 21, 2023 at 10:51 PM
the rules of bluesky:
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies