Hugo can fuck off with his big Tory head #thetraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hugo can fuck off with his big Tory head #thetraitors
Went from “oh I love the Christmas Tree, I’ll keep it up for a few more days” to chucking it into the garden in a very short space of time.
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Went from “oh I love the Christmas Tree, I’ll keep it up for a few more days” to chucking it into the garden in a very short space of time.
A triumph of leftovers (Christmas ham made into a pie, leftover cauliflower cheese and red cabbage from Christmas Day that I froze)
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
A triumph of leftovers (Christmas ham made into a pie, leftover cauliflower cheese and red cabbage from Christmas Day that I froze)
GEORGE MICHAEL SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
GEORGE MICHAEL SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR
I have made arrangements to leave the house today and I’m livid with myself
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have made arrangements to leave the house today and I’m livid with myself
I got a new knife set for Christmas and have cut myself everytime I’ve used one because I’ve been using incredibly blunt knives for years
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I got a new knife set for Christmas and have cut myself everytime I’ve used one because I’ve been using incredibly blunt knives for years
I made 2kg of roast potatoes for 2 adults, 1 teenager and a 6 year old.
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I made 2kg of roast potatoes for 2 adults, 1 teenager and a 6 year old.
Preparing for going to do the Big Christmas Shop tomorrow morning bu drinking Some Cans
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Preparing for going to do the Big Christmas Shop tomorrow morning bu drinking Some Cans
I found out yesterday that I am vulnerable to my disease/tumours returning AND that I have to go to court as a witness which I am shitting myself about.
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I found out yesterday that I am vulnerable to my disease/tumours returning AND that I have to go to court as a witness which I am shitting myself about.
It is very important as a cat owner that you are acutely aware of the sound your evil pet makes when they have a mouse. Related: George Michael just brought a mouse in and I knew he had before he entered the room
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It is very important as a cat owner that you are acutely aware of the sound your evil pet makes when they have a mouse. Related: George Michael just brought a mouse in and I knew he had before he entered the room
I am making my Christmas gravy today (as I have a sick child. Thank you NHS carers leave)
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I am making my Christmas gravy today (as I have a sick child. Thank you NHS carers leave)
George Michael is assessing the letters to Santa
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
George Michael is assessing the letters to Santa
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me (why do you think my cats are called George Michael and Sir Elton John?)
Freedom 90
Wham Rap
Faith
Father Figure
Off for a big old George singalong now while I do a week’s worth of food prep
Freedom 90
Wham Rap
Faith
Father Figure
Off for a big old George singalong now while I do a week’s worth of food prep
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me (why do you think my cats are called George Michael and Sir Elton John?)
Freedom 90
Wham Rap
Faith
Father Figure
Off for a big old George singalong now while I do a week’s worth of food prep
Freedom 90
Wham Rap
Faith
Father Figure
Off for a big old George singalong now while I do a week’s worth of food prep
Nelson Mandela being released from prison
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nelson Mandela being released from prison
I also got Biscoff Crème Egg things. B&M is a superb shop
I have purchased Mini Eggs. What a glorious day.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I also got Biscoff Crème Egg things. B&M is a superb shop
I have purchased Mini Eggs. What a glorious day.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I have purchased Mini Eggs. What a glorious day.
The river next to my house is in a flood alert so that’s fun for the weekend
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The river next to my house is in a flood alert so that’s fun for the weekend
I am Katy. Not Katie and certainly not Kate. My name has already been shortened (though NOBODY calls me Kathryn. My dad wouldn’t allow Katy as it isn’t a “proper” name). You do not have permission to shorten it further
I have unfollowed people on social media who have called me Andy. It’s not my name. I am not an Andy. You might as well call me Ronald. Call people by the name they want.
Dump him, girl www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I am Katy. Not Katie and certainly not Kate. My name has already been shortened (though NOBODY calls me Kathryn. My dad wouldn’t allow Katy as it isn’t a “proper” name). You do not have permission to shorten it further
Fucking actual Christ
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fucking actual Christ
Ran and did weights then did not eat before I went to Tesco and bought a gigantic Tiramisu because I ran and did weights then did not eat
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ran and did weights then did not eat before I went to Tesco and bought a gigantic Tiramisu because I ran and did weights then did not eat
I haven’t got a hangover AND I’ve just bought 3 Christmas presents. I’m so back.
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I haven’t got a hangover AND I’ve just bought 3 Christmas presents. I’m so back.