Wesley Johnson
westhehero.bsky.social
Wesley Johnson
@westhehero.bsky.social
I’m 46 and my body hurts more and more each day.
Secret Castle Toys & Games, the retro shop I work for PT, isn’t on this platform yet. I wanted to share our latest production, though. #games #anime #comedy
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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@secretcastletoysandgames passes the Walken Standard
May 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I can’t believe I hit the wrong button #ai #apps #comedy
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If you’re going to see Predator Badlands this weekend, be sure to be specific buying your tickets. You might end up with Tron Ares if you just say “one for the new Predator movie.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I wish I could’ve heard David Lynch cover a Barry White song without having to use AI.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s weird to me that Members Only makes a vest. None of your members are covered by a vest.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Checking out some new filters. #tech #apps #comedy #filters
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guess who is winning the costume contest this year?
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I recently found out Danny Glover was 40 when they made the first Lethal Weapon. As a 46 year old, this is difficult to digest.
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Which one you getting? #fashion
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This was way different than the film. Debo wasn’t even in it. #books
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Happy Anniversary to the Penguin, who debuted way back in 1941!
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I can’t believe there used to be an entire Hustler channel! That’s one of my favorite Paul Newman films.
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Now I can’t even do research without a stupid AI ad. #comedy #tech #churchill
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Harvey saved a leaf from drowning. #dogs #gsp #cute #funny
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My James #Bond remake proposal was rejected. #alanjackson #movies #comedy
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I drew another creepy internet comment.
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finally gave #AI a chance but it let me down #comedy #satire #tech #marketing
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
She looks so grown up now! Can’t believe how long we’ve had to wait for a new season of #StrangerThings.
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When the tongue has emerged, Harv has hit the deepest level of chill. #dogs
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My greatest Halloween costume. #TheOnion #AutumnMan
October 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sometimes I illustrate weird comments strangers leave on social media #art #men #creepy
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM