Tucker Carlson’s Fake Laugh
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Leftist self-learning vocalist and keyboardist with a wonderfully squirrelly brain due to ADHD & caffeine (: I am in my mid-40s, queer as fuck, non-binary born man, polyamorous, tattooed with more coming, and my traumas and progress make me stronger.
GD it, kinda getting really fucking over the gay youth pastor’s pathetic lies and the whole “I hadn’t heard about this/it” narrative is super-stupid. So. Stupidendous. Yeah, I combined the two words.
Can I prove that?
NO
There’s a reason for that
NO
There’s a reason for that
Johnson: “We had three House Republican candidates who were ahead on Election Day…And every time a new tranche of ballots came in, they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost…It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove that? No.”
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
GD it, kinda getting really fucking over the gay youth pastor’s pathetic lies and the whole “I hadn’t heard about this/it” narrative is super-stupid. So. Stupidendous. Yeah, I combined the two words.
#Elmo won’t care cuz the ketamine has taken over.
Whoopi Goldberg implied on 'The View' that Elon Musk is ugly after he criticized Lupita Nyong'o's casting in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey': 'I would suggest looking in a mirror,' she said.
Whoopi Goldberg implies Elon Musk is ugly for criticizing Lupita Nyong'o in 'The Odyssey'
Whoopi Goldberg implied on 'The View' that Elon Musk is ugly after he criticized Lupita Nyong'o's casting in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey': 'I would suggest looking in a mirror,' she said.
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February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
#Elmo won’t care cuz the ketamine has taken over.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
lolz didn’t even earn $10m in 1st weekend and the rumour mill has been pumping out news that a few of the 1% have bought many tickets nationwide to fluctuate opening weekend figures… y’all, the #Trump family isn’t just ruthlessly greedy but also DUMB AS FUCK.
Trump: Movie star, Melania Trump—tremendous success. It’s the number one documentary in 19 years, can you believe this? I had a top model and now, I have a top movie star.
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
lolz didn’t even earn $10m in 1st weekend and the rumour mill has been pumping out news that a few of the 1% have bought many tickets nationwide to fluctuate opening weekend figures… y’all, the #Trump family isn’t just ruthlessly greedy but also DUMB AS FUCK.
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Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice'
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
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February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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I love when these awful fuckheads stutter soooooo hard when the lies machine runs outta power.
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I love when these awful fuckheads stutter soooooo hard when the lies machine runs outta power.
I’m beyond heartbroken to read this morning that Ms. O’Hara passed after such a rough go healthwise. Such a hilarious, energetic, REAL queen of comedy and acting, and she will be missed. #KEVIN #maureenrose
Pedro Pascal remembered Catherine O'Hara, his costar on HBO's 'The Last of Us,' following the actress' death at 71: 'Genius to be near you.'
Pedro Pascal remembers 'Last of Us' costar Catherine O'Hara: 'Genius to be near you'
Pedro Pascal remembered Catherine O'Hara, his costar on HBO's 'The Last of Us,' following the actress' death at 71: 'Genius to be near you.'
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January 31, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m beyond heartbroken to read this morning that Ms. O’Hara passed after such a rough go healthwise. Such a hilarious, energetic, REAL queen of comedy and acting, and she will be missed. #KEVIN #maureenrose
Best presidential award for the President of these Divided States after shit like this — his words just sow more division, so I guess he’s the “best” Prez ever to do so?! #fucktrump #orangefoolius
Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Best presidential award for the President of these Divided States after shit like this — his words just sow more division, so I guess he’s the “best” Prez ever to do so?! #fucktrump #orangefoolius
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just got to Rancho Mirage, CA for a FIRESTORM book talk. check it out.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
just got to Rancho Mirage, CA for a FIRESTORM book talk. check it out.
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January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Walz told me he wants Bovino and Stephen Miller held accountable for what they’ve done in Minnesota. “Accountability goes all the way to the top.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Walz told me he wants Bovino and Stephen Miller held accountable for what they’ve done in Minnesota. “Accountability goes all the way to the top.”
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maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
lolz #america your much-desired and -overused #tiktok will VERY likely be watched/tracked/restricted/criminalized by the US as much as #China did and still does… I hope some of you have enough smarts to sense the irony and drop the app.
BREAKING: Now that TikTok is under US-based ownership, the social media app potentially collects more detailed information about its users, including precise location data.
My latest for @wired.com:
www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
My latest for @wired.com:
www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
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January 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Thousands outside Terminal 1 at the Minneapolis airport now.
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Thousands outside Terminal 1 at the Minneapolis airport now.
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It’s so cold but there are tens of thousands of people out here
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It’s so cold but there are tens of thousands of people out here
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Judd Apatow thought he was an expert on Mel Brooks — until HBO approached him with the idea to make a documentary about the comedy trailblazer.
Judd Apatow on Mel Brooks, Interviewing Rob Reiner and What It’ll Take to Revive Studio Comedies
Judd Apatow thought he was an expert on Mel Brooks — until HBO approached him with the idea to make a documentary about the comedy trailblazer.
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January 24, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Judd Apatow thought he was an expert on Mel Brooks — until HBO approached him with the idea to make a documentary about the comedy trailblazer.
Y’all keep saying their names when the Wrong tells y’all NOT TO.
FBI supervisory agent Tracee Mergen in Minneapolis resigned after FBI leadership in DC pressured her to discontinue an investigation into ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot & killed Renee Good. An investigation following an agent-involved shooting death is commonplace. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/u...
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
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January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Y’all keep saying their names when the Wrong tells y’all NOT TO.
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If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing
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Cannot see the end of it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Cannot see the end of it.
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Todd Blanche needs a brain aide. Goddamn clown and buffoon he be, ol’ Blanche. Thank you for being a fiend, you little bitch.
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"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
January 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Todd Blanche needs a brain aide. Goddamn clown and buffoon he be, ol’ Blanche. Thank you for being a fiend, you little bitch.
#SlobbaThaHutt saying he’s above the law, on any level, reminds me of an OLDER South Park episode where Chef was getting sued by some White man alpha wannabe always yelling “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…while rubbing a hair product called “Spooge” through his clearly balding head.
a cartoon character from south park is saying " i am above the law "
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is saying " i am above the law "
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January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
#SlobbaThaHutt saying he’s above the law, on any level, reminds me of an OLDER South Park episode where Chef was getting sued by some White man alpha wannabe always yelling “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…while rubbing a hair product called “Spooge” through his clearly balding head.
ELEVEN interviews that ol’ Suz made and had a photo shoot as well for the entire clown show (: Fuck these idiots are sooooooooooooo clueless. #naziregime #susiewiles #fdt
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ELEVEN interviews that ol’ Suz made and had a photo shoot as well for the entire clown show (: Fuck these idiots are sooooooooooooo clueless. #naziregime #susiewiles #fdt