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@wesleyborden.bsky.social
I live in Texas. The other one.
Took me to the age of 40 to not let the holidays ruin my mood.
I hope those who celebrate had a great time. Me? I spent time with my chosen family, made a delicious lunch, watched the spurs whoop okc, made a black bean brisket queso. Life is okay, despite how awful it is elsewhere.
I hope those who celebrate had a great time. Me? I spent time with my chosen family, made a delicious lunch, watched the spurs whoop okc, made a black bean brisket queso. Life is okay, despite how awful it is elsewhere.
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Took me to the age of 40 to not let the holidays ruin my mood.
I hope those who celebrate had a great time. Me? I spent time with my chosen family, made a delicious lunch, watched the spurs whoop okc, made a black bean brisket queso. Life is okay, despite how awful it is elsewhere.
I hope those who celebrate had a great time. Me? I spent time with my chosen family, made a delicious lunch, watched the spurs whoop okc, made a black bean brisket queso. Life is okay, despite how awful it is elsewhere.
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they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
Finding out that my weed guy was wildly over charging me is one of the most disappointing things to happen to me in a while. We are buddies. I cut his hair. We have traveled places.
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finding out that my weed guy was wildly over charging me is one of the most disappointing things to happen to me in a while. We are buddies. I cut his hair. We have traveled places.
Snickerdoodles are bullshit cookies.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Snickerdoodles are bullshit cookies.
Im listening to these playlists i made for myself a couple years ago to make myself feel better and they still work. I love you, wesley.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Im listening to these playlists i made for myself a couple years ago to make myself feel better and they still work. I love you, wesley.
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calling for a national ban on gift guides until we figure out what's going on
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
calling for a national ban on gift guides until we figure out what's going on
Release the files. Don’t be distracted by the diddy shit. 50 is a maga supporter this is to get you off the trail.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Release the files. Don’t be distracted by the diddy shit. 50 is a maga supporter this is to get you off the trail.
Fun prank to play on me if you don’t like me. Give me a gift you know I’ll hate. I will keep it forever.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fun prank to play on me if you don’t like me. Give me a gift you know I’ll hate. I will keep it forever.
Staggering to see all the Spotify unwrapped aren’t we boycotting that shit?
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Staggering to see all the Spotify unwrapped aren’t we boycotting that shit?
Where are the files
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Where are the files
I’m trying hard to get comfortable with tidal but them running the promotion of upload your own music you like for the chance at a share of a million dollars during the premature obsession with AI is making my dick soft.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m trying hard to get comfortable with tidal but them running the promotion of upload your own music you like for the chance at a share of a million dollars during the premature obsession with AI is making my dick soft.
I know at least all the people i have ever met that can beat the dog shit out of Pete whatever his last name is. And I’ll take the active duty and veterans out of this to make it easier for Pete. MAGA is frail, and replaceable. Don’t let them press us.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I know at least all the people i have ever met that can beat the dog shit out of Pete whatever his last name is. And I’ll take the active duty and veterans out of this to make it easier for Pete. MAGA is frail, and replaceable. Don’t let them press us.
Hey guys just a reminder you aren’t supposed to be supporting evil corporations. Stop making excuses for yourself. You are not exempt.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey guys just a reminder you aren’t supposed to be supporting evil corporations. Stop making excuses for yourself. You are not exempt.
At what age are you not allowed to have snack dinner? I’m tired. It was a long day.
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
At what age are you not allowed to have snack dinner? I’m tired. It was a long day.
Okay heading into the holiday season solo (and trust me, it’s fine) so this year when dorks tip toe around the whole like you don’t have a family thing i can just hit them with something over the top rap.
Tamale tour 25. This is my last winter in S texas. I will be trying every tamale.
Tamale tour 25. This is my last winter in S texas. I will be trying every tamale.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay heading into the holiday season solo (and trust me, it’s fine) so this year when dorks tip toe around the whole like you don’t have a family thing i can just hit them with something over the top rap.
Tamale tour 25. This is my last winter in S texas. I will be trying every tamale.
Tamale tour 25. This is my last winter in S texas. I will be trying every tamale.
Am i the only person who hasn’t sucked off bill Clinton
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Am i the only person who hasn’t sucked off bill Clinton
I don’t use a microwave because gross
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t use a microwave because gross
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i often complain about my neighborhood not having a coffeeshop but the other thing it really needs is a by-the-slice pizza shop run by stoners. we used to have one and it closed and i miss it terribly. once i went in and they had two radios on playing different stations at once
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i often complain about my neighborhood not having a coffeeshop but the other thing it really needs is a by-the-slice pizza shop run by stoners. we used to have one and it closed and i miss it terribly. once i went in and they had two radios on playing different stations at once
I hate this made for tv politics release the files so we get get him out of the office.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I hate this made for tv politics release the files so we get get him out of the office.
The files they release will be so clipped and reduced
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The files they release will be so clipped and reduced
I can’t tell if people are doing thanksgiving or not. Im gonna be slamming tamales again per usual
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can’t tell if people are doing thanksgiving or not. Im gonna be slamming tamales again per usual
I grew up jw i have been boycotting Christmas my whole life and more aggressively that past 25 years.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I grew up jw i have been boycotting Christmas my whole life and more aggressively that past 25 years.
There is a super popular millennial dad influencer he has all these like counter culture stories of punk rock and hard core and he’s like always drinking Starbucks or shopping at the target. Buddy. Read the fucking room. We don’t do that shit at all anymore. Target i get that’s hard but Starbucks?
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There is a super popular millennial dad influencer he has all these like counter culture stories of punk rock and hard core and he’s like always drinking Starbucks or shopping at the target. Buddy. Read the fucking room. We don’t do that shit at all anymore. Target i get that’s hard but Starbucks?