Wesley
@wesleybarton.bsky.social
CW: dad jokes | anarchist | academic hooligan | chemist/engineer/teacher | non-monogamous | masculine pronouns | 18+
Breaking up a fish robbery like, "DROP THE BASS!"
January 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Breaking up a fish robbery like, "DROP THE BASS!"
My dear friend Mads has had a year like something out of a nightmare. She's now lost her home, at least two cars, and basically all her possessions. If you've ever wanted to do something nice for me, do it for her now instead. Or at least repost and get some more eyes on it. Thank you
So if anyone wants to buy me a beer or a lighter or a toothbrush or some purified water or an Uber gift card or have a pizza delivered to my hotel room or anyone wants to pray for my family and I that my life stops eroding beneath me, my ca and Venmo are still the same as below 🤗🤗🤗
Yeah so if anyone wants to buy me a beer or a pack of cigarettes before I get thrown out of my apartment in a few days with nowhere to go, no car and no job, and apparently no relationship, my ca is $uosipaw and my Venmo is @mmc2868 🤗🤗🤗
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
My dear friend Mads has had a year like something out of a nightmare. She's now lost her home, at least two cars, and basically all her possessions. If you've ever wanted to do something nice for me, do it for her now instead. Or at least repost and get some more eyes on it. Thank you
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BIG SHRIMP ENERGY
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
BIG SHRIMP ENERGY
Recreating peak Twitter by making up a guy and getting mad at him
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Recreating peak Twitter by making up a guy and getting mad at him
Okay, NOW they made white people Takis
November 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Okay, NOW they made white people Takis
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Remember when people were making politicians afraid to eat in restaurants? Let's do that again.
November 19, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Remember when people were making politicians afraid to eat in restaurants? Let's do that again.
Saw an ad selling some language software that used an interview format where the interviewer uses rapid fire Spanish after the subject says he's been studying it with [unnamed app]. The intention is to undermine the viewer's confidence in their abilities, but joke's on them because I got it fine
July 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Saw an ad selling some language software that used an interview format where the interviewer uses rapid fire Spanish after the subject says he's been studying it with [unnamed app]. The intention is to undermine the viewer's confidence in their abilities, but joke's on them because I got it fine
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“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My-
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My-
July 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My-
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say,
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Sometimes I can almost pass for normal
July 5, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Sometimes I can almost pass for normal
What if I started wearing dark makeup around my eyes tho? 🤔
wrong: "You have dark circles under your eyes, Wesley"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
July 1, 2024 at 9:36 PM
What if I started wearing dark makeup around my eyes tho? 🤔
wrong: "You have dark circles under your eyes, Wesley"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
July 1, 2024 at 3:59 PM
wrong: "You have dark circles under your eyes, Wesley"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
correct: "Wesley is raccoon-coded"
Spoiler alert: there's an airfoil on the back of that car
June 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Spoiler alert: there's an airfoil on the back of that car
That is way too many. Let's start with one or two and go from there
June 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM
That is way too many. Let's start with one or two and go from there
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Oh yeah forgot to mention, you can email me at rabidya.illustration@gmail.com for commissions or with questions. I don't have dms on here. Thx.
Lemme know if you wanna commission some art this week I'm in a little bit of a financial bind.
Venmo/CashApp @ rabidya
Venmo/CashApp @ rabidya
June 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Oh yeah forgot to mention, you can email me at rabidya.illustration@gmail.com for commissions or with questions. I don't have dms on here. Thx.
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help a marmot, buy some pixel art sets - all for any price you want
Visit A-minus's Ko-fi Shop!
Buy me a coffee on ko-fi! Or just browse some pixel arts :)
ko-fi.com
June 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
help a marmot, buy some pixel art sets - all for any price you want
At this point, if someone did this for me I think I'd have a breakdown like those videos of abused dogs experiencing affection for the first time
June 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
At this point, if someone did this for me I think I'd have a breakdown like those videos of abused dogs experiencing affection for the first time
Can't believe my body has the nerve to make me yawn when we just laid in bed for an hour trying to get back to sleep
June 18, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Can't believe my body has the nerve to make me yawn when we just laid in bed for an hour trying to get back to sleep
If you've ever called me daddy, you owe me a fathers' day gift
June 17, 2024 at 1:34 AM
If you've ever called me daddy, you owe me a fathers' day gift
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Always enjoyed this piece of writing by Ed Uthman, a pathologist who wrote a nice little textbook on anemia:
June 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Always enjoyed this piece of writing by Ed Uthman, a pathologist who wrote a nice little textbook on anemia:
Wesley and the Mystery of Why I Smell Vaguely of Coconut
June 9, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Wesley and the Mystery of Why I Smell Vaguely of Coconut
Computer, define bougie for me with an image
June 9, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Computer, define bougie for me with an image
I need to stop lavishing attention on people who fucking ignore me. It just reminds me how little I really matter to anyone and makes me wish I were dead
June 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I need to stop lavishing attention on people who fucking ignore me. It just reminds me how little I really matter to anyone and makes me wish I were dead
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⚠️ mutual aid post for a friend ⚠️
Hey all! My bestie Coba is struggling and needs help. She is a disabled trans woman and has been struggling with unstable housing and debt for quite some time. It would mean the world to me if you could share and donate.
gofund.me/becdc777
venmo: unknowingpoet
Hey all! My bestie Coba is struggling and needs help. She is a disabled trans woman and has been struggling with unstable housing and debt for quite some time. It would mean the world to me if you could share and donate.
gofund.me/becdc777
venmo: unknowingpoet
Coba's Medical and Disability Debt Recovery Fund, organized by Coba Blackler
Hi my name is Coba (she/they) and I am a mentally, emotionally and phys… Coba Blackler needs your support for Coba's Medical and Disability Debt Recovery Fund
gofund.me
June 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
⚠️ mutual aid post for a friend ⚠️
Hey all! My bestie Coba is struggling and needs help. She is a disabled trans woman and has been struggling with unstable housing and debt for quite some time. It would mean the world to me if you could share and donate.
gofund.me/becdc777
venmo: unknowingpoet
Hey all! My bestie Coba is struggling and needs help. She is a disabled trans woman and has been struggling with unstable housing and debt for quite some time. It would mean the world to me if you could share and donate.
gofund.me/becdc777
venmo: unknowingpoet