Jamie Whitmore
@wehigherthanthesun.bsky.social
Biology at University of Manchester 🧬 | Chaos is the only constant ⚡ | Politics, memes & Man U ⚽🔴
If this is their talent pool, imagine what the rejected candidates looked like 😭
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform UK councillor suspended over WhatsApp group featuring extremist posts
Tom Pickup confirms he was member of group in which one participant allegedly called for ‘mass Islam genocide’
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If this is their talent pool, imagine what the rejected candidates looked like 😭
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Ed Davey wants proportional representation, Farage wants proportional representation, and Starmer wants a nap 😴
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ed Davey wants to 'work with government' on electoral reform
The Liberal Democrat leader backs replacing first-past-the-post with proportional representation.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ed Davey wants proportional representation, Farage wants proportional representation, and Starmer wants a nap 😴
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform’s cost-saving plan: privatise care, privatise conscience, and hope nobody reads past the headline 🤗
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Reform’s cost-saving plan: privatise care, privatise conscience, and hope nobody reads past the headline 🤗
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Trump spent weeks ranting about Mamdani and still came out looking like the sorest loser in a race he wasn’t part of
I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Trump spent weeks ranting about Mamdani and still came out looking like the sorest loser in a race he wasn’t part of
Imagine losing the plot over a mayoral race in a city that’s been laughing at you since the 80s
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Imagine losing the plot over a mayoral race in a city that’s been laughing at you since the 80s
Sources say Cheney’s afterlife entry was delayed, inspectors couldn’t find any weapons there either.
Dick Cheney has died
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sources say Cheney’s afterlife entry was delayed, inspectors couldn’t find any weapons there either.
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I desperately need this stupid A.I. bubble to burst already. I'm sick of these losers treating creativity like it's some problem that requires a solution.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I desperately need this stupid A.I. bubble to burst already. I'm sick of these losers treating creativity like it's some problem that requires a solution.
When the world’s most famous museum sets its password to ‘louvre’, you start to understand how the Mona Lisa keeps that smug smile 😏
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
When the world’s most famous museum sets its password to ‘louvre’, you start to understand how the Mona Lisa keeps that smug smile 😏
Politicians can’t raise taxes on fuel unless they’ve actually filled a car themselves in the last year??
New rule: a president cannot bomb a country if they cannot find it on an unlabeled map
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Politicians can’t raise taxes on fuel unless they’ve actually filled a car themselves in the last year??
People saying a civil war’s coming, we can’t even organise a train strike without three reschedules
Going out on a limb and saying a UK civil war is not inevitable.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
People saying a civil war’s coming, we can’t even organise a train strike without three reschedules
Six losses in seven, but at least the excuses are consistent. Arne Slot’s post-match bingo card is filling up nicely 🙄
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Six losses in seven, but at least the excuses are consistent. Arne Slot’s post-match bingo card is filling up nicely 🙄
Can’t fix the asylum system, but can definitely find creative new ways to make it look like an army experiment.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Hundreds of asylum seekers to be moved to two UK military sites
Barracks in Inverness and East Sussex will house about 900 men as government aims to end use of hotels
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Can’t fix the asylum system, but can definitely find creative new ways to make it look like an army experiment.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Age is just a number, especially when fashion magazines need engagement 😉
www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/styl...
www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/styl...
The miniskirt is back, and you can wear one whatever your age
Born in the Swinging Sixties, short hemlines have returned as a celebration of freedom, confidence and timeless style
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Age is just a number, especially when fashion magazines need engagement 😉
www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/styl...
www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/styl...
Pizza Hut’s closing half its restaurants. Turns out, in Britain 2025, the only “all-you-can-eat” left is inflation. 🍕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
What went wrong with Pizza Hut?
Up against the likes of Domino's, Pizza Hut is closing half its UK restaurants. What went wrong?
www.bbc.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pizza Hut’s closing half its restaurants. Turns out, in Britain 2025, the only “all-you-can-eat” left is inflation. 🍕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time. #ManUtd
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time. #ManUtd
Much more accurate version
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Much more accurate version
"It’s not surveillance, it’s convenience!”
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"It’s not surveillance, it’s convenience!”
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Arsenal are becoming what United used to be, disciplined, confident, and mentally tough. Gyökeres’s brace wasn’t just goals; it was proof of Arteta’s process working.
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Arsenal are becoming what United used to be, disciplined, confident, and mentally tough. Gyökeres’s brace wasn’t just goals; it was proof of Arteta’s process working.
Government cheers, as if not getting worse is the new definition of success??
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Government cheers, as if not getting worse is the new definition of success??
In a country where even basic databases leak like sieves, trusting the state with every citizen’s data isn’t innovation, it’s negligence disguised as progress!!!
The British government isn't the only one looking to introduce digital ID cards. There is so much to worry about here, not least the threat of hacks, says Annalee Newitz
Digital ID cards could be a disaster in the UK and beyond
The British government isn't the only one looking to introduce digital ID cards. There is so much to worry about here, not least the threat of hacks, says Annalee Newitz
www.newscientist.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
In a country where even basic databases leak like sieves, trusting the state with every citizen’s data isn’t innovation, it’s negligence disguised as progress!!!
Ah yes, Boris Johnson calls closing schools “a nightmare idea.”
Imagine leading a country through a pandemic with the strategic depth of a soggy biscuit and then years later, acting shocked it all went wrong 👎
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Imagine leading a country through a pandemic with the strategic depth of a soggy biscuit and then years later, acting shocked it all went wrong 👎
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Boris Johnson to be grilled about Covid harms to whole generation of children
Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson summoned to Covid-19 Inquiry in London to face questions about late lockdowns and a lack of national preparation for remote learning
www.mirror.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Ah yes, Boris Johnson calls closing schools “a nightmare idea.”
Imagine leading a country through a pandemic with the strategic depth of a soggy biscuit and then years later, acting shocked it all went wrong 👎
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Imagine leading a country through a pandemic with the strategic depth of a soggy biscuit and then years later, acting shocked it all went wrong 👎
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
When the government’s official account starts posting monarchy fan art, maybe the Founding Fathers should’ve added a "no cosplay" clause in the Constitution. 👑📜
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When the government’s official account starts posting monarchy fan art, maybe the Founding Fathers should’ve added a "no cosplay" clause in the Constitution. 👑📜
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings