Jamie Whitmore
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Jamie Whitmore
@wehigherthanthesun.bsky.social
Biology at University of Manchester 🧬 | Chaos is the only constant ⚡ | Politics, memes & Man U ⚽🔴
Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time. #ManUtd
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Much more accurate version
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Advertisement vs real world #crypto
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"It’s not surveillance, it’s convenience!”
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Arsenal are becoming what United used to be, disciplined, confident, and mentally tough. Gyökeres’s brace wasn’t just goals; it was proof of Arteta’s process working.
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Government cheers, as if not getting worse is the new definition of success??
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
When the government’s official account starts posting monarchy fan art, maybe the Founding Fathers should’ve added a "no cosplay" clause in the Constitution. 👑📜

"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."

#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"UK MPs warn of repeat of 2024 riots unless online misinformation is tackled"

2024: Riots fueled by misinformation
2025: AI makes it worse
Government: “We acknowledge your concern"
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Five clean sheets, Tuchel smiling, pundits talking about “momentum.”
I'm sorry but I've seen this film before. It ends with penalties and tears..
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Five games, five clean sheets for Pickford 🧤

Elite goalkeeping or just a well-drilled backline doing the heavy lifting? 👀
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Netanyahu gifting Trump a golden dove is like giving an arsonist a fire extinguisher trophy :)
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He’s been here two months and already feels the trauma. Welcome to Manchester United 🔴
October 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Beautiful words, he’s pressing, linking, holding, running… sounds like a gym membership, not a striker. Can’t wait for the documentary when he scores his third goal 🤬
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Both impressive if you’re judging by xH (expected hope) instead of xG 😔 #ManU
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
He's been role-playing a dictator for 20 years — no wonder he’s good at that
October 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why?
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They: Dark chocolate fixes everything!

Science: Not really.

Me: still eating it like a rebellious student because life’s disappointments taste better with cocoa
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Enjoyed..
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Notice how ‘Israeli families’ get the heartstring tug, but Palestinians are just ‘the people of Gaza’? Classic diplomacy: empathy for some, geography for the rest @barackobama.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM