Jamie Whitmore
@wehigherthanthesun.bsky.social
Biology at University of Manchester 🧬 | Chaos is the only constant ⚡ | Politics, memes & Man U ⚽🔴
Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time. #ManUtd
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time. #ManUtd
Much more accurate version
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Much more accurate version
"It’s not surveillance, it’s convenience!”
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"It’s not surveillance, it’s convenience!”
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Translation: You’ll thank us while we track you 😏
Arsenal are becoming what United used to be, disciplined, confident, and mentally tough. Gyökeres’s brace wasn’t just goals; it was proof of Arteta’s process working.
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Arsenal are becoming what United used to be, disciplined, confident, and mentally tough. Gyökeres’s brace wasn’t just goals; it was proof of Arteta’s process working.
Government cheers, as if not getting worse is the new definition of success??
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Government cheers, as if not getting worse is the new definition of success??
When the government’s official account starts posting monarchy fan art, maybe the Founding Fathers should’ve added a "no cosplay" clause in the Constitution. 👑📜
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When the government’s official account starts posting monarchy fan art, maybe the Founding Fathers should’ve added a "no cosplay" clause in the Constitution. 👑📜
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
"Meanwhile in 2025 America.."
#NoKings
"UK MPs warn of repeat of 2024 riots unless online misinformation is tackled"
2024: Riots fueled by misinformation
2025: AI makes it worse
Government: “We acknowledge your concern"
2024: Riots fueled by misinformation
2025: AI makes it worse
Government: “We acknowledge your concern"
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"UK MPs warn of repeat of 2024 riots unless online misinformation is tackled"
2024: Riots fueled by misinformation
2025: AI makes it worse
Government: “We acknowledge your concern"
2024: Riots fueled by misinformation
2025: AI makes it worse
Government: “We acknowledge your concern"
Five clean sheets, Tuchel smiling, pundits talking about “momentum.”
I'm sorry but I've seen this film before. It ends with penalties and tears..
I'm sorry but I've seen this film before. It ends with penalties and tears..
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Five clean sheets, Tuchel smiling, pundits talking about “momentum.”
I'm sorry but I've seen this film before. It ends with penalties and tears..
I'm sorry but I've seen this film before. It ends with penalties and tears..
Five games, five clean sheets for Pickford 🧤
Elite goalkeeping or just a well-drilled backline doing the heavy lifting? 👀
Elite goalkeeping or just a well-drilled backline doing the heavy lifting? 👀
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Five games, five clean sheets for Pickford 🧤
Elite goalkeeping or just a well-drilled backline doing the heavy lifting? 👀
Elite goalkeeping or just a well-drilled backline doing the heavy lifting? 👀
Netanyahu gifting Trump a golden dove is like giving an arsonist a fire extinguisher trophy :)
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Netanyahu gifting Trump a golden dove is like giving an arsonist a fire extinguisher trophy :)
He’s been here two months and already feels the trauma. Welcome to Manchester United 🔴
October 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
He’s been here two months and already feels the trauma. Welcome to Manchester United 🔴
Beautiful words, he’s pressing, linking, holding, running… sounds like a gym membership, not a striker. Can’t wait for the documentary when he scores his third goal 🤬
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Beautiful words, he’s pressing, linking, holding, running… sounds like a gym membership, not a striker. Can’t wait for the documentary when he scores his third goal 🤬
He's been role-playing a dictator for 20 years — no wonder he’s good at that
October 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
He's been role-playing a dictator for 20 years — no wonder he’s good at that
They: Dark chocolate fixes everything!
Science: Not really.
Me: still eating it like a rebellious student because life’s disappointments taste better with cocoa
Science: Not really.
Me: still eating it like a rebellious student because life’s disappointments taste better with cocoa
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They: Dark chocolate fixes everything!
Science: Not really.
Me: still eating it like a rebellious student because life’s disappointments taste better with cocoa
Science: Not really.
Me: still eating it like a rebellious student because life’s disappointments taste better with cocoa
Notice how ‘Israeli families’ get the heartstring tug, but Palestinians are just ‘the people of Gaza’? Classic diplomacy: empathy for some, geography for the rest @barackobama.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Notice how ‘Israeli families’ get the heartstring tug, but Palestinians are just ‘the people of Gaza’? Classic diplomacy: empathy for some, geography for the rest @barackobama.bsky.social