Archie (Jorge Herrans-Rivera's version)
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They/them, 25, artist of any medium I can get my hands on, struggling all the time
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why do i feel like throwing up every time i buy something over 30 dollars
September 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
why do i feel like throwing up every time i buy something over 30 dollars
No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me trying to interact and be a normal human but lack basic social skills. Yall are just too cool and that’s kinda intimidating 🙃
March 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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wait wait wait. you’re telling me ELON MUSK has never actually been to space? not even once? mr. “i will die on mars” was too busy billionaire cringeposting for a quick pop up?
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
February 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
wait wait wait. you’re telling me ELON MUSK has never actually been to space? not even once? mr. “i will die on mars” was too busy billionaire cringeposting for a quick pop up?
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
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i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser
February 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser
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A Facebook friend is doing the, “I can’t believe you all are getting distracted by a celebrity death when the world is burning down around us” and I’m just so tired.
Please let people have the occasional human reaction.
Please let people have the occasional human reaction.
February 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A Facebook friend is doing the, “I can’t believe you all are getting distracted by a celebrity death when the world is burning down around us” and I’m just so tired.
Please let people have the occasional human reaction.
Please let people have the occasional human reaction.
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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welp
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
welp
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
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True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer
February 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer
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the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares: You have no standards! Where’s the quality of your food?!?
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
lol i’m totally dyeing my hair black…white streak in the front…i need a crowbar
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just out loud about it, no longer even trying to pretend. Fuckin Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just out loud about it, no longer even trying to pretend. Fuckin Nazi.
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since nonbinary people don’t exist in the US anymore i figure now is a good a time as any to tell u all that i was never real. yup im a figment of the collective imagination of US citizens. u guys could’ve manifested spider-man but nope u got me so. good job i guess?
January 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
since nonbinary people don’t exist in the US anymore i figure now is a good a time as any to tell u all that i was never real. yup im a figment of the collective imagination of US citizens. u guys could’ve manifested spider-man but nope u got me so. good job i guess?
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Today’s pedantic pet peeve: ‘Every full moon I turn into a werewolf.’ No, no, no, you don’t. You’re already a werewolf. You’re a werewolf the whole time. Every full moon you turn into a *wolf*. The only time you ‘turned into a werewolf’ was that night when you first got bitten by another one.
January 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Today’s pedantic pet peeve: ‘Every full moon I turn into a werewolf.’ No, no, no, you don’t. You’re already a werewolf. You’re a werewolf the whole time. Every full moon you turn into a *wolf*. The only time you ‘turned into a werewolf’ was that night when you first got bitten by another one.