You're too kind. Their catalog is distributed by downloadable XL file. Not joking.

This really needs to be a theme. Green Nachos for St. Patricks Day, Blue and White Nachos for Hannukah, Pink for Valentines Day etc :)

I would "still believe" at the drop of a hat. But perhaps not a wedding.

You wanna hurt? Watch Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine about how Al Gore rolled over like a punk and let GWB Jr walk away with the election.

I hear ya. And this is a small problem all things considered. It's baffling our elite tech world has not solved it.