sam swisher
@weedlover69.bsky.social
skinny dipping in mall fountains
dai dark fucks heavy if you loved dorohedoro you gotta read it, Q Hayashida is my goat..... she never misses
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
dai dark fucks heavy if you loved dorohedoro you gotta read it, Q Hayashida is my goat..... she never misses
im back to make another 5 manic posts and then leave for another year
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
im back to make another 5 manic posts and then leave for another year
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This is a pro eunuch page . Cut ur balls off or unfollow
September 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
This is a pro eunuch page . Cut ur balls off or unfollow
i would commit premeditated assault for some little caesars rn
September 28, 2024 at 1:45 PM
i would commit premeditated assault for some little caesars rn
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hey i know both my legs are broken because i just jumped in front of your car but could you carry me into the gas station and spot me ten i gotta play the slots by the bathroom it's important
March 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
hey i know both my legs are broken because i just jumped in front of your car but could you carry me into the gas station and spot me ten i gotta play the slots by the bathroom it's important
the kids in middle school would stand by my window at night and chant this because my dad was a lowly pickle salesman
joker joker gherkin broker
March 6, 2024 at 5:27 PM
the kids in middle school would stand by my window at night and chant this because my dad was a lowly pickle salesman
joker joker gherkin broker
March 6, 2024 at 5:27 PM
joker joker gherkin broker
screaming at the walls because they don't ever listen to me
March 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
screaming at the walls because they don't ever listen to me
hey i know both my legs are broken because i just jumped in front of your car but could you carry me into the gas station and spot me ten i gotta play the slots by the bathroom it's important
March 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
hey i know both my legs are broken because i just jumped in front of your car but could you carry me into the gas station and spot me ten i gotta play the slots by the bathroom it's important
rather get pissed off then pissed on
March 6, 2024 at 5:23 PM
rather get pissed off then pissed on
pissing into the storm drain for my homie the sewer clown, he's got a piss thing
March 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
pissing into the storm drain for my homie the sewer clown, he's got a piss thing
global bereavement for the mourning of the fattest roach to ever enter a lung
March 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
global bereavement for the mourning of the fattest roach to ever enter a lung
I'm back my little fucky-wuckykins, I missed you all so much
February 7, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I'm back my little fucky-wuckykins, I missed you all so much
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using one of these to steal a cops gun
October 14, 2023 at 9:57 PM
using one of these to steal a cops gun
The shadow government tried to silence me by making me forget my login but someone left it written on a sticky note on my corkboard so we're back in business
October 14, 2023 at 10:58 PM
The shadow government tried to silence me by making me forget my login but someone left it written on a sticky note on my corkboard so we're back in business
Workshopping new and unique ways of sitting on the toilet so my ass doesn't go numb while I'm doomscrolling
October 2, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Workshopping new and unique ways of sitting on the toilet so my ass doesn't go numb while I'm doomscrolling
Several dabs deep, about to go into discover feed to find boomers to argue with wish me luck 🤞
September 29, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Several dabs deep, about to go into discover feed to find boomers to argue with wish me luck 🤞
shitting my brains out on the toiletplace of ideas
September 29, 2023 at 10:24 PM
shitting my brains out on the toiletplace of ideas
"Oh you think Dianne Feinstein was too old to serve in office? I bet you think women shouldn't have rights huh? Bet you're a woman hater." - shit take Bluesky today.
"women should have agency over their own bodies and make their own healthcare decisions... unless I disagree with those decisions in which case I will call them unfit and make decisions for them." - lib Twitter today.
September 29, 2023 at 3:15 PM
"Oh you think Dianne Feinstein was too old to serve in office? I bet you think women shouldn't have rights huh? Bet you're a woman hater." - shit take Bluesky today.
Grip firmly the reins of fate and steer them directly into the beautiful inferno that is addiction
September 29, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Grip firmly the reins of fate and steer them directly into the beautiful inferno that is addiction
Skipping work to wrap rocks in copper wire and betting strangers that they can't hit a power line with them
September 28, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Skipping work to wrap rocks in copper wire and betting strangers that they can't hit a power line with them
wait is this not what you're supposed to do
I suspect that these people thought that sex was a man peeing in the woman's tummy until they were 23.
September 28, 2023 at 3:55 PM
wait is this not what you're supposed to do