Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp
@weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet
Semvnol
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#LandBack
Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation
USCG Master Captain 100GRT
Endorsements: Sailing, Towing
Birds, Boats, Travel
MDNI
They
#LandBack
Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation
USCG Master Captain 100GRT
Endorsements: Sailing, Towing
Birds, Boats, Travel
MDNI
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You stumble upon a winding stone pathway leading off into the thick jungle. Do you take the pathway? Y/N
if you were an ape you would be a buttboon lol
September 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
if you were an ape you would be a buttboon lol
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My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
www.gofundme.com
September 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
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Eggs has an expensive ($6k) surgery coming up. If you're able, the "bills" list, food items, or says "crowfunding" on my wishlist all go to cash right now. it all goes to him.
he really needs to get this oral mass handled.
Anything at all helps.
Thank you 🖤
Link:
throne.com/mayawest
he really needs to get this oral mass handled.
Anything at all helps.
Thank you 🖤
Link:
throne.com/mayawest
September 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Eggs has an expensive ($6k) surgery coming up. If you're able, the "bills" list, food items, or says "crowfunding" on my wishlist all go to cash right now. it all goes to him.
he really needs to get this oral mass handled.
Anything at all helps.
Thank you 🖤
Link:
throne.com/mayawest
he really needs to get this oral mass handled.
Anything at all helps.
Thank you 🖤
Link:
throne.com/mayawest
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she has a smile so pretty i brag to my ex about it
June 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
she has a smile so pretty i brag to my ex about it
kinda spiraling again so ig im gonna go to sleep
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
kinda spiraling again so ig im gonna go to sleep
my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
September 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
www.gofundme.com
September 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
just got hit with the 10pm lonelies
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
just got hit with the 10pm lonelies
7 things every child needs to hear:
1. I love you.
2. I am proud of you.
3. I am sorry.
4. I forgive you.
5. I am listening.
6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile.
7. You have what it takes.
1. I love you.
2. I am proud of you.
3. I am sorry.
4. I forgive you.
5. I am listening.
6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile.
7. You have what it takes.
September 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
7 things every child needs to hear:
1. I love you.
2. I am proud of you.
3. I am sorry.
4. I forgive you.
5. I am listening.
6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile.
7. You have what it takes.
1. I love you.
2. I am proud of you.
3. I am sorry.
4. I forgive you.
5. I am listening.
6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile.
7. You have what it takes.
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what, was it only her left that got blown off
September 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
what, was it only her left that got blown off
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
The best thing about having a silly display name is these kinda guys
Duckworth lost her legs serving the country in Iraq. The tone deafness of this thread is stunning.
"Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp." Got it.
"Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp." Got it.
September 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The best thing about having a silly display name is these kinda guys
tell em, gov
Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
tell em, gov
Man, emotional maturity is hard
September 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Man, emotional maturity is hard
seeing something beautiful that would make a great photo but instead thinking "nah, that one's just for me"
September 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
seeing something beautiful that would make a great photo but instead thinking "nah, that one's just for me"
[leaving a giant bowl of white powder on the counter]
OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine
OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[leaving a giant bowl of white powder on the counter]
OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine
OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine
trying to come up with an excuse for calling that isnt just "i missed your voice"
September 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
trying to come up with an excuse for calling that isnt just "i missed your voice"
lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn
September 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn
fucked up all progress i had made
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
fucked up all progress i had made
everyone
please lend me all of your good luck for the next few hours
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
everyone
please lend me all of your good luck for the next few hours
September 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
please lend me all of your good luck for the next few hours
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we're dating now. that's how bluesky works. our first date will be at someone's 15-post-long crash out
ok bb 😘
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
we're dating now. that's how bluesky works. our first date will be at someone's 15-post-long crash out
hell yeh
idk kinda feeling ooky spooky
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hell yeh