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Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation
USCG Master Captain 100GRT
Endorsements: Sailing, Towing
Birds, Boats, Travel
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my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
September 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
September 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn
September 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"wow lookit"
September 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dont approach my woman if you don't want this smoke
September 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposting this cause I self doxxed but This is my favorite thing my wife has made that is not for me.
September 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
q
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
[her] *idly crocheting while paying attention to Are You The One on tv*

[the crochets]
August 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
check out the accuracy of these crochets and seamless color changes. i married a machine i stg
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
toasted
August 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
there are several different kinds even
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
finished it tho
August 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
and by the time i had gotten everything all open IT STARTED TO RAIN
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i dont understand why everything in Man World always has to be so difficult. i needed a new 8mm socket and the hardware store only had ones for smaller ratchets so i bought a little kit. it had clamshell packaging so i bought a cheap razor knife. couldn't open the razor knifE WITHOUT A SCREWDRIVER
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
what the absolute fuck was i writing
August 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Candy Bar (1)
Energy Drink (1)
Total: $7.22

Economy doing great
August 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
stepped outside and saw a SpaceX Falcon 9 launch
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
never deleting this app
August 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Stop it, you all sound stupid
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
RIB stands for Rigid Inflatable Boat and is a boat with a hard hull (usually fiberglass or aluminum- mine is fiberglass) and big inflatable tubes on the side. They look like this

I have to cut mine to install a repair today and its making me nervous.
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
hth
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
living with a ✨️textile artist✨️
August 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
bookends

#cats #kitten
August 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A big part of working on the water is regularly seeing cool shit like this
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM