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Roy
@wedgiefaggot.bsky.social
SF based freak, proud fetishist, KNK Frat Prez, and a punk ass bitch
Yanking briefs like my life depends on it.
💈🩲⚔️⛓️💪👟😵‍💫📝🍄
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December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Gay bars: you HAVE to put coat hooks under your tables and counters. Especially in rainy cities. We can do better.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Shoving extra appointments into my day so I can support my underwear buying addiction
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not looking for a hook up, just horny to meanly shove a guy's face in my sweaty crotch as I read. Platonically.
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kinky bully Doms have yet to kidnap me for a weekend of wedgies. Do I have to do everything myself?
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everyone stop messaging me. Stop giving me video ideas. Don't send descriptions of wedgies I should do. I don't need more fantasies. Please
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That punk kid who scowls at you every time you pass by?

I own his ass after school. I'm under the bleachers with him, stretching out his tighty whities. He's biting his knuckles to muffle his squeals; tears of pleasure and overstimulation are leaving eyeliner trails down his cheeks. 😘
Do one for punks or goths… I’m not biased… 🌚💖
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You see the problem is I already have the vision. I can probably get the right actors with little effort. I got the location, the gear, the outfits, the cameras, and the editing software. I could absolutely make my perfect wedgie video. You see the problem.
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I got a urge for fabric burn
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There is no popcorn eating technique that doesn't make me feel like an alien failing in my human disguise
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Leaving the meeting only to realize I had a huge endorphin rush in the middle cuz fuck I loooooove community organizing
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Apparently today is the day I'm ranting about forgotten theatre genres to all my friends
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fully automated package tracking should be illegal
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
10pm, woke up from a 4 hour nap, only thought in my head: she buttered Shorts
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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don't worry about it #sanzo #zosan #onepiece #ゾロサン
April 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One of the self storage windows is visibly unlocked and open. I know it doesnt lead anywhere and is just 8 inches of of space between the walls but does anyone want to get shoved in?
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think my 2026 kink will be Dickensian-style villain roleplay
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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cyber monday, giving tuesday, wet willy wednesday
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Step 1 to solving your problems: Fetishize them
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My boss offered to give me his never used sewing machine. It's been a week how do I gently remind him without sounding greedy?
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Listen, I'm a big guy and I'm a simple guy. If I find some twerp huffing my underwear I lovingly rip what he has on to shreads, slide my property up his cute twitchy legs (also my property) and give him arguably one of the easiest atomics to wear around all day!

What I'm saying is go for it hehe
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Your dick neighbor thought you invited him to dinner to reconcile. He didn't expect to get a receive a proper Spanksgiving. Enjoy the stuffing and dont neglect the thighs, you turkeys!
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can be loud as the hell you want when your roommates gone 🎵🎶
a group of people are standing next to each other holding puppets .
ALT: a group of people are standing next to each other holding puppets .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I salute all the pup hoods being worn in grocery stores today
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Two separate friends have said they think of me like their older step-brother. Whatever makes you easy, I guess 💪
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM