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@whiptailed.bsky.social
29M // writer, banana enjoyer, general menace
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Saying nice things to people is genuinely a fucking life cheat code
Do you know how easy it is to make someone's day by just randomly telling them that they look good, or they make you laugh, or you're happy they're your friend
Do you know how easy it is to make someone's day by just randomly telling them that they look good, or they make you laugh, or you're happy they're your friend
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Saying nice things to people is genuinely a fucking life cheat code
Do you know how easy it is to make someone's day by just randomly telling them that they look good, or they make you laugh, or you're happy they're your friend
Do you know how easy it is to make someone's day by just randomly telling them that they look good, or they make you laugh, or you're happy they're your friend
Who said aftercare wasn't important? Good bullies take care of their nerds 😤
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Who said aftercare wasn't important? Good bullies take care of their nerds 😤
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Another school day means class after class of bullies yanking my underwear over my chair
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Another school day means class after class of bullies yanking my underwear over my chair
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You know who #mascotmonday is today~
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You know who #mascotmonday is today~
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Once we’re done here nerd be sure to keep that wedgie in. You look cute in it~
Requested art from @trashraccoid.bsky.social hope you like it!
Requested art from @trashraccoid.bsky.social hope you like it!
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Once we’re done here nerd be sure to keep that wedgie in. You look cute in it~
Requested art from @trashraccoid.bsky.social hope you like it!
Requested art from @trashraccoid.bsky.social hope you like it!
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I just have to announce that @whiptailed.bsky.social is the absolute coolest and is the biggest bully I know
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I just have to announce that @whiptailed.bsky.social is the absolute coolest and is the biggest bully I know
Seattle won the Super Bowl. I am very happy. :)
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Seattle won the Super Bowl. I am very happy. :)
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WOOO LET’S GO SEAHAWKS!!! 💙💚🎉
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
WOOO LET’S GO SEAHAWKS!!! 💙💚🎉
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Let’s go Seahawks!
a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
ALT: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
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February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Let’s go Seahawks!
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Everyone should know what it feels like to get an atomic wedgie. It's life-changing.
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
February 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone should know what it feels like to get an atomic wedgie. It's life-changing.
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
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Haha... very funny...
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Haha... very funny...
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
Half of the people who have come to my house to get bullied have ended up taking naps in my bed
Is that a red flag or a green flag
Is that a red flag or a green flag
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Half of the people who have come to my house to get bullied have ended up taking naps in my bed
Is that a red flag or a green flag
Is that a red flag or a green flag
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Turns out with a waistband like this it takes five minutes before you get an instant aromic
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Turns out with a waistband like this it takes five minutes before you get an instant aromic
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February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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First time Im posting my wedgied butt on here please be nice 👀 (Yes I was not wearing pants in this one xD)
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 AM
First time Im posting my wedgied butt on here please be nice 👀 (Yes I was not wearing pants in this one xD)
I haven't posted any audio clips in a while huh
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I haven't posted any audio clips in a while huh
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Mood board my pookie @whiptailed.bsky.social made for me 🥰🩷 (very very accurate)
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Mood board my pookie @whiptailed.bsky.social made for me 🥰🩷 (very very accurate)
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January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
To the guy who sent me a voice message of you whining and whimpering, you are my new favorite
*slamming fists on table*
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
To the guy who sent me a voice message of you whining and whimpering, you are my new favorite
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Jockstrap jocklock <:3
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
March 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jockstrap jocklock <:3
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
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Seahawks dominating the Rams! Commission for @jethrobuck.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Seahawks dominating the Rams! Commission for @jethrobuck.bsky.social
All of my friends are hardcore masochists 😭
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All of my friends are hardcore masochists 😭
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
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My friend showed me the “What if Rocket Raccoon was Iron Man” then he came up with a really funny concept that his gf Lylla messed with the suit in some way to give him a constant wedgie while in it.
So I doodled this for him 😁
So I doodled this for him 😁
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My friend showed me the “What if Rocket Raccoon was Iron Man” then he came up with a really funny concept that his gf Lylla messed with the suit in some way to give him a constant wedgie while in it.
So I doodled this for him 😁
So I doodled this for him 😁
Okay but what if I posted my ass and whatever more often
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Okay but what if I posted my ass and whatever more often