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@whiptailed.bsky.social
29M // writer, banana enjoyer, general menace
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"Brief Discussions" Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/2ybn7t75
DeviantArt: https://tinyurl.com/2u57h8xs
FurAffinity: https://tinyurl.com/4a62d73h
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/sornir
Commissions: https://tinyurl.com/3beybbsa
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Everyone should know what it feels like to get an atomic wedgie. It's life-changing.
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
February 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone should know what it feels like to get an atomic wedgie. It's life-changing.
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
Nothing will make you feel more like a nerd than having your underwear stuck on your head. Nothing will ever feel more embarrassing than that awkward atomic wedgie waddle. 👌
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Haha... very funny...
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Haha... very funny...
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
But can you get me down now... and give me my clothes back... Please? ^^
Half of the people who have come to my house to get bullied have ended up taking naps in my bed
Is that a red flag or a green flag
Is that a red flag or a green flag
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Half of the people who have come to my house to get bullied have ended up taking naps in my bed
Is that a red flag or a green flag
Is that a red flag or a green flag
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Turns out with a waistband like this it takes five minutes before you get an instant aromic
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Turns out with a waistband like this it takes five minutes before you get an instant aromic
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February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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First time Im posting my wedgied butt on here please be nice 👀 (Yes I was not wearing pants in this one xD)
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 AM
First time Im posting my wedgied butt on here please be nice 👀 (Yes I was not wearing pants in this one xD)
I haven't posted any audio clips in a while huh
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I haven't posted any audio clips in a while huh
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Mood board my pookie @whiptailed.bsky.social made for me 🥰🩷 (very very accurate)
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Mood board my pookie @whiptailed.bsky.social made for me 🥰🩷 (very very accurate)
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January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
To the guy who sent me a voice message of you whining and whimpering, you are my new favorite
*slamming fists on table*
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
To the guy who sent me a voice message of you whining and whimpering, you are my new favorite
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Jockstrap jocklock <:3
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
March 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jockstrap jocklock <:3
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
(more underwear borderline wedgie related trends, pls and thank you <3)
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Seahawks dominating the Rams! Commission for @jethrobuck.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Seahawks dominating the Rams! Commission for @jethrobuck.bsky.social
All of my friends are hardcore masochists 😭
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All of my friends are hardcore masochists 😭
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
Where are the dorks who like to be flirted with and shit
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My friend showed me the “What if Rocket Raccoon was Iron Man” then he came up with a really funny concept that his gf Lylla messed with the suit in some way to give him a constant wedgie while in it.
So I doodled this for him 😁
So I doodled this for him 😁
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My friend showed me the “What if Rocket Raccoon was Iron Man” then he came up with a really funny concept that his gf Lylla messed with the suit in some way to give him a constant wedgie while in it.
So I doodled this for him 😁
So I doodled this for him 😁
Okay but what if I posted my ass and whatever more often
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Okay but what if I posted my ass and whatever more often
*slamming fists on table*
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
*slamming fists on table*
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
Make more noises when you give yourself wedgies >:/ How am I supposed to enjoy your cute butt without hearing nerdy whines and whimpers
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"When you asked if I wanted to hang out and game, I didn't think we would BOTH BE HANGING FROM YOUR CHAIR!!!"
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"When you asked if I wanted to hang out and game, I didn't think we would BOTH BE HANGING FROM YOUR CHAIR!!!"
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Cute lil fennec seems to be a bit embarrassed from there shorts being too loose. Poor thing~
Request from @flawedfaustus.bsky.social that was meant to be live streamed but things went wrong. Hope you like it! UwU
Request from @flawedfaustus.bsky.social that was meant to be live streamed but things went wrong. Hope you like it! UwU
February 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Cute lil fennec seems to be a bit embarrassed from there shorts being too loose. Poor thing~
Request from @flawedfaustus.bsky.social that was meant to be live streamed but things went wrong. Hope you like it! UwU
Request from @flawedfaustus.bsky.social that was meant to be live streamed but things went wrong. Hope you like it! UwU
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That’s it nerd keep swinging your nerdy limbs. Maybe your little whities will rip soon enough~ >:3c
Request from @corgi-7.bsky.social for what should have been a stream but eh. I can be much more expressive!
Request from @corgi-7.bsky.social for what should have been a stream but eh. I can be much more expressive!
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
That’s it nerd keep swinging your nerdy limbs. Maybe your little whities will rip soon enough~ >:3c
Request from @corgi-7.bsky.social for what should have been a stream but eh. I can be much more expressive!
Request from @corgi-7.bsky.social for what should have been a stream but eh. I can be much more expressive!
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Don’t you just hate it when they knock the stuff out of your paws?..
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Don’t you just hate it when they knock the stuff out of your paws?..
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Wow! Such noise from the punk with their whities fully over their face. Hehehehe >:3c
Request from @tokky.gay for what should have been a stream but things went unintentionally sideways.
Request from @tokky.gay for what should have been a stream but things went unintentionally sideways.
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Wow! Such noise from the punk with their whities fully over their face. Hehehehe >:3c
Request from @tokky.gay for what should have been a stream but things went unintentionally sideways.
Request from @tokky.gay for what should have been a stream but things went unintentionally sideways.
Funny/embarrassing faces while getting bullied are hot as fuck and I am tired of pretending otherwise 🤸♂️
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Funny/embarrassing faces while getting bullied are hot as fuck and I am tired of pretending otherwise 🤸♂️
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Tennessee trip was fantastic! feeling revitalized and full of life again!
..also shout-out to @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social being the biggest sweetheart and also a mega bully at the same time >w>;;;
..also shout-out to @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social being the biggest sweetheart and also a mega bully at the same time >w>;;;
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Tennessee trip was fantastic! feeling revitalized and full of life again!
..also shout-out to @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social being the biggest sweetheart and also a mega bully at the same time >w>;;;
..also shout-out to @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social being the biggest sweetheart and also a mega bully at the same time >w>;;;
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I changed my mind I made page 4 like page 2&3 taaadaaaa
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February 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I changed my mind I made page 4 like page 2&3 taaadaaaa
(4/????)
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