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mayor
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art school graduate
i don’t think i would enjoy a bjork dj set at a venue with a bunch of other people but I think it would be really fun to hang out in her apartment on a Thursday night while she’s just messing around with mixes on her computer
January 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
January 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think it’s really awesome that there are people in my building within earshot of my bedroom that spend approx. 3 hours a day moaning and wailing
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I love to watch a movie and then immediately tell the first five people I talk to to watch that movie
December 27, 2024 at 4:42 AM
about to do a money spread post but it’s just my snap card and my fair fares card
December 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Face, with pearl necklace (Visage au collier de perles), 1929

https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/1144610
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
for the past few months ive been noticing that squirrels are getting more evil
December 19, 2024 at 2:53 PM
oh yeah of course
December 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
reading an old bookbinding textbook in preparation for a project and the author asserts that “most tape is evil”
December 16, 2024 at 10:19 PM
we’re picking up supplies from our storage unit and there’s someone in the hallway watching AI narrated movie recap tiktoks i love the feeling that it’s over
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
at the underground gig clapping like nicole kidman after every song
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM
rereading some passages from queer to take down in my notebook and i find it incredibly easy to picture daniel craig as Lee having only seen 2 scenes from the trailer. might be the perfect person to play that character
December 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
got an ad for some ai girlfriend thing but this phrase stopped me dead in my tracks
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
downloaded the wikipedia app on my phone it’s getting serious
December 13, 2024 at 3:27 PM
December 13, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i have two or maybe three pimples in my eyebrow right now and I am NOT. happy about it
December 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
sucks that now being a multi-hyphenate means that you just do a bunch of vaguely creative jobs that are all kinda similar to each other. it used to be that you could be a barber-surgeon botanist-plagiarist
December 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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this is what it must have felt like to hear Robin Hood stories in 1370
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Giorgio de Chirico, The Anxious Journey, Paris, spring-summer 1913

https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134780
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
live tweeting The Idiot: did he just have a picture of this painting in his brain when he wrote that. Or did he take notes at the museum
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 PM
about to go to bed with uncurable hiccups if im being real i would rather die
December 7, 2024 at 7:49 AM
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
seeing clips of pop culture jeopardy… utter woke nonsense
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
x files episode opening with a shakespeare quote. beastmode
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
friendship ENDED with the nonbinary bathroom in the Whitney basement because the door when “locked” can still be opened from the outside apparently
December 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM