John
@webb-john.bsky.social
Video game software engineer
Gamer, athlete, nerd, 🏳️🌈
Texan in Hollywood
Gamer, athlete, nerd, 🏳️🌈
Texan in Hollywood
AI controlled stocks in action.
INSANE market action right now. Market exploded higher on a headline attributed to Kevin Hassett. And now nobody can figure out where it came from and the markets are diving again.
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
April 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
AI controlled stocks in action.
Happy Chinese New Year, courtesy of my office.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Chinese New Year, courtesy of my office.
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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster.
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster.
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk.
January 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster.
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster.
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk.
D&D session this last Saturday. The projector setup worked really well. The players though… well, they have half the Underdark trying to kill them.
January 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
D&D session this last Saturday. The projector setup worked really well. The players though… well, they have half the Underdark trying to kill them.
Im here to lower the quality of discourse by letting you know that, hey, my leg press today was 13 plates per side. (Not pictured: legs)
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Im here to lower the quality of discourse by letting you know that, hey, my leg press today was 13 plates per side. (Not pictured: legs)
Hello, world!
Is it safe here?
Is it safe here?
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hello, world!
Is it safe here?
Is it safe here?