I have flown too close to the sun (ate ice cream)
Now I pay for my hubris (upset tummy)
Now I pay for my hubris (upset tummy)
May 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have flown too close to the sun (ate ice cream)
Now I pay for my hubris (upset tummy)
Now I pay for my hubris (upset tummy)
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He actually has to live in the Vatican because that's as close as Rome will let you get if you're a deep dish guy.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He actually has to live in the Vatican because that's as close as Rome will let you get if you're a deep dish guy.
When I’m asked about people I went to high school with:
May 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When I’m asked about people I went to high school with:
You got any games on your phone 👀
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You got any games on your phone 👀
Screaming over CASTLEVANIA Nocturne Season 2…no spoilers but DAMN
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Screaming over CASTLEVANIA Nocturne Season 2…no spoilers but DAMN
In my great hubris I committed a mortal sin against GOD (ate cheesecake) and now I must pay for my transgressions (rumbly tumbly 🥲).
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this tribulation.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this tribulation.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In my great hubris I committed a mortal sin against GOD (ate cheesecake) and now I must pay for my transgressions (rumbly tumbly 🥲).
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this tribulation.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this tribulation.
It’s a 3 mana potions (energy drinks) to lunch kinda day
January 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s a 3 mana potions (energy drinks) to lunch kinda day
Just a pup trying to be a big dog someday
January 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just a pup trying to be a big dog someday
I did not want to be called out like this…
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I did not want to be called out like this…
Told the boyfriend I was tired, he told me to make tea. Idk how this is supposed to wake me up smh
January 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Told the boyfriend I was tired, he told me to make tea. Idk how this is supposed to wake me up smh
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A few reminders, the gyms are gonna be busy for a while.
Don't be the reason someone quits the habit and stops improving themselves.
Give yourself time to rest and recover, listen to your body.
The scale is a lie, base progress on how you feel, rather than what the numbers say.
HNY ❤️✨.
Don't be the reason someone quits the habit and stops improving themselves.
Give yourself time to rest and recover, listen to your body.
The scale is a lie, base progress on how you feel, rather than what the numbers say.
HNY ❤️✨.
January 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A few reminders, the gyms are gonna be busy for a while.
Don't be the reason someone quits the habit and stops improving themselves.
Give yourself time to rest and recover, listen to your body.
The scale is a lie, base progress on how you feel, rather than what the numbers say.
HNY ❤️✨.
Don't be the reason someone quits the habit and stops improving themselves.
Give yourself time to rest and recover, listen to your body.
The scale is a lie, base progress on how you feel, rather than what the numbers say.
HNY ❤️✨.
New Years Goals:
1.) Do the front splits.
2.) Do a free standing hand stand.
3.) Maintain a 3.5+ in my masters program.
4.) Pay off 80% or more of my credit cards.
Let’s see how I do in a year!
1.) Do the front splits.
2.) Do a free standing hand stand.
3.) Maintain a 3.5+ in my masters program.
4.) Pay off 80% or more of my credit cards.
Let’s see how I do in a year!
January 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
New Years Goals:
1.) Do the front splits.
2.) Do a free standing hand stand.
3.) Maintain a 3.5+ in my masters program.
4.) Pay off 80% or more of my credit cards.
Let’s see how I do in a year!
1.) Do the front splits.
2.) Do a free standing hand stand.
3.) Maintain a 3.5+ in my masters program.
4.) Pay off 80% or more of my credit cards.
Let’s see how I do in a year!
The start of my ice Tiefling, still got a long ways to go!
December 26, 2024 at 6:11 AM
The start of my ice Tiefling, still got a long ways to go!
Starting bleach Season 1, Episode 1 lets fucking goooooo
December 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Starting bleach Season 1, Episode 1 lets fucking goooooo
Gas station burritos and monster count as pre workout right?
December 15, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Gas station burritos and monster count as pre workout right?
I’m the MVP: most valuable pup in the game!
December 13, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I’m the MVP: most valuable pup in the game!
How it feels when you copy a nice destructive instant and your opponent counters the first:
December 8, 2024 at 9:21 PM
How it feels when you copy a nice destructive instant and your opponent counters the first:
Reposted by Weasel
December 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favorites since you first got into X-Men.
Magneto was right.
Magick is a bad ass bitch.
Colossus made me gay.
Apocalypse is evil daddy.
Magneto was right.
Magick is a bad ass bitch.
Colossus made me gay.
Apocalypse is evil daddy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favorites since you first got into X-Men.
Magneto was right.
Magick is a bad ass bitch.
Colossus made me gay.
Apocalypse is evil daddy.
Magneto was right.
Magick is a bad ass bitch.
Colossus made me gay.
Apocalypse is evil daddy.
Whomst am I seeing at Pup night this month? 👀👀👀
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Whomst am I seeing at Pup night this month? 👀👀👀
No surprises here: punk, but make it gay
December 4, 2024 at 8:46 PM
No surprises here: punk, but make it gay