Mr. Soup's House of Horror
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Horror lover, neurodivergent therapist, and professional hobo wizard
Watching the riots on a monitor, 20 floors below sea level, from a bunker.
Watching the riots on a monitor, 20 floors below sea level, from a bunker.
And finally, the quest is at an end. Witchcraft 16 decides to do the impossible, and literally becomes a parody of itself.
Like an ouroboros made of shit, its now impossible to tell where the series began or ends. Was it all a dream? Or a peppermint nightmare?
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Like an ouroboros made of shit, its now impossible to tell where the series began or ends. Was it all a dream? Or a peppermint nightmare?
boxd.it/9PcOz1
A ★★★ review of Witchcraft 16: Hollywood Coven (2017)
We're here! We made it! OH GOD, I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!! Now at the end of the Witchcraft saga, Witchcraft 16 "Hollywood Coven" decides to wrap it all up the only way it possibly could at this point. By...
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June 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And finally, the quest is at an end. Witchcraft 16 decides to do the impossible, and literally becomes a parody of itself.
Like an ouroboros made of shit, its now impossible to tell where the series began or ends. Was it all a dream? Or a peppermint nightmare?
boxd.it/9PcOz1
Like an ouroboros made of shit, its now impossible to tell where the series began or ends. Was it all a dream? Or a peppermint nightmare?
boxd.it/9PcOz1
Witchcraft 15 answers the age old question that has haunted mankind for ages...
"Who's going to save the white witch yoga studio!?"
Yes. Thats the actual premise of this movie. No, I'm not kidding...
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"Who's going to save the white witch yoga studio!?"
Yes. Thats the actual premise of this movie. No, I'm not kidding...
boxd.it/9zC8Nt
A ★½ review of Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose (2017)
"But who's going to save the white witch yoga studio?!" This is the central premise to this installment of the never ending Witchcraft series. With this iteration, we see a lot of the same people from...
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June 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Witchcraft 15 answers the age old question that has haunted mankind for ages...
"Who's going to save the white witch yoga studio!?"
Yes. Thats the actual premise of this movie. No, I'm not kidding...
boxd.it/9zC8Nt
"Who's going to save the white witch yoga studio!?"
Yes. Thats the actual premise of this movie. No, I'm not kidding...
boxd.it/9zC8Nt
Making up for the (many) sins of the past, Witchcraft 14 is more of a return to form...meaning its still bad, but more enjoyable this time around.
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A ★★★ review of Witchcraft XIV: Angel of Death (2017)
After a 9 year hiatus, the Witchcraft series has been resurrected, as has it's main man Will Spanner, this time played by Great Value Chris Angel. This movie is so unintentionally funny, I actually en...
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June 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Making up for the (many) sins of the past, Witchcraft 14 is more of a return to form...meaning its still bad, but more enjoyable this time around.
boxd.it/9wMpe9
boxd.it/9wMpe9
Moving on, Witchcraft 13 breaks the mold (again) by ditching the roman numerals and going with just a simple "13."
Then it took the pieces of the mold and replaced them with actual mold, to create some kind of fungal mess of a shit show...still 3 more of these god awful movies...
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Then it took the pieces of the mold and replaced them with actual mold, to create some kind of fungal mess of a shit show...still 3 more of these god awful movies...
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A ★ review of Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen (2008)
...I mean...You know it's going to be bad when one of the first lines in the movie is "I feel like a sexual predator" This movie feels like it was trying to be the end of the Witchcraft saga (and for ...
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June 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Moving on, Witchcraft 13 breaks the mold (again) by ditching the roman numerals and going with just a simple "13."
Then it took the pieces of the mold and replaced them with actual mold, to create some kind of fungal mess of a shit show...still 3 more of these god awful movies...
boxd.it/9wM8mP
Then it took the pieces of the mold and replaced them with actual mold, to create some kind of fungal mess of a shit show...still 3 more of these god awful movies...
boxd.it/9wM8mP
Gonna rapid post my last few Witchcraft movie reviews (spoiler, it gets worse) starting where I left off, Witchcraft XII: Lair of the Serpent.
To some, this movie is complete trash, but for me, a trash connoisseur, it was actually not that bad. Dare I say, enjoyable? Maybe...
boxd.it/9o8o4v
To some, this movie is complete trash, but for me, a trash connoisseur, it was actually not that bad. Dare I say, enjoyable? Maybe...
boxd.it/9o8o4v
A ★★★½ review of Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent (2004)
"Yeah, he's a psychic...psyCHOTIC is more like it!" This movie is incredible...ly bad. Which for someone like me, makes it good lmao The plot is the usual Witchcraft affair, women seduce men and bring...
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June 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Gonna rapid post my last few Witchcraft movie reviews (spoiler, it gets worse) starting where I left off, Witchcraft XII: Lair of the Serpent.
To some, this movie is complete trash, but for me, a trash connoisseur, it was actually not that bad. Dare I say, enjoyable? Maybe...
boxd.it/9o8o4v
To some, this movie is complete trash, but for me, a trash connoisseur, it was actually not that bad. Dare I say, enjoyable? Maybe...
boxd.it/9o8o4v
Living Dead Weekend 2025! Let's fucking GO!
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Living Dead Weekend 2025! Let's fucking GO!
East Coast Horror Fiends!
I'll be traveling tomorrow from the East Bay to the East Coast for Living Dead Weekend 2025 in Monroeville PA celebrating the 40 year anniversary of my favorite film Day of the Dead! Also doing the tour of the Monroeville Mall, which should be amazing!
See you all there!
I'll be traveling tomorrow from the East Bay to the East Coast for Living Dead Weekend 2025 in Monroeville PA celebrating the 40 year anniversary of my favorite film Day of the Dead! Also doing the tour of the Monroeville Mall, which should be amazing!
See you all there!
June 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
East Coast Horror Fiends!
I'll be traveling tomorrow from the East Bay to the East Coast for Living Dead Weekend 2025 in Monroeville PA celebrating the 40 year anniversary of my favorite film Day of the Dead! Also doing the tour of the Monroeville Mall, which should be amazing!
See you all there!
I'll be traveling tomorrow from the East Bay to the East Coast for Living Dead Weekend 2025 in Monroeville PA celebrating the 40 year anniversary of my favorite film Day of the Dead! Also doing the tour of the Monroeville Mall, which should be amazing!
See you all there!
Hey Bluesky, remember me?
Been busy, but I finished the Witchcraft series and will be posting reviews for 12 - 16 today.
In other big news, once again I teamed up with the amazing @rumandregret.bsky.social for their upcoming podcast to discuss The Last of Us season 2, so be sure to check that out
Been busy, but I finished the Witchcraft series and will be posting reviews for 12 - 16 today.
In other big news, once again I teamed up with the amazing @rumandregret.bsky.social for their upcoming podcast to discuss The Last of Us season 2, so be sure to check that out
June 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey Bluesky, remember me?
Been busy, but I finished the Witchcraft series and will be posting reviews for 12 - 16 today.
In other big news, once again I teamed up with the amazing @rumandregret.bsky.social for their upcoming podcast to discuss The Last of Us season 2, so be sure to check that out
Been busy, but I finished the Witchcraft series and will be posting reviews for 12 - 16 today.
In other big news, once again I teamed up with the amazing @rumandregret.bsky.social for their upcoming podcast to discuss The Last of Us season 2, so be sure to check that out
Continuing my descent into madness...Witchcraft XI...
This movie feels like this is a porn, but with all the sex cut out and only the shitty dialog left...and it's directed by Neil Breen...how was this greenlit...
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This movie feels like this is a porn, but with all the sex cut out and only the shitty dialog left...and it's directed by Neil Breen...how was this greenlit...
boxd.it/9nAH63
A ★ review of Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood (2000)
Alright, moving onto the 11th(!!) Witchcraft movie, we see a dramatic drop in budget as this is more closely related to a movie made by Chris Seaver or Neil Breen, and it's just as awful as you'd thin...
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May 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Continuing my descent into madness...Witchcraft XI...
This movie feels like this is a porn, but with all the sex cut out and only the shitty dialog left...and it's directed by Neil Breen...how was this greenlit...
boxd.it/9nAH63
This movie feels like this is a porn, but with all the sex cut out and only the shitty dialog left...and it's directed by Neil Breen...how was this greenlit...
boxd.it/9nAH63
X Gon give it to ya! Witchcraft X that is!
And by "give it to ya" I mean "a headache and a healthy dose of wanting to die."
This movie tries something new at least, but what it subs in is also horrible.
In the words of one Jesse Pinkman, "they can't keep getting away with it!"
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And by "give it to ya" I mean "a headache and a healthy dose of wanting to die."
This movie tries something new at least, but what it subs in is also horrible.
In the words of one Jesse Pinkman, "they can't keep getting away with it!"
boxd.it/9iNWKj
A ★½ review of Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft (1999)
And now, for something completely different (and by different I mean that Witchcraft X is the first entry in a L O N G time to have no nudity! Bizarre, I know. However, this movie does move the series...
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May 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
X Gon give it to ya! Witchcraft X that is!
And by "give it to ya" I mean "a headache and a healthy dose of wanting to die."
This movie tries something new at least, but what it subs in is also horrible.
In the words of one Jesse Pinkman, "they can't keep getting away with it!"
boxd.it/9iNWKj
And by "give it to ya" I mean "a headache and a healthy dose of wanting to die."
This movie tries something new at least, but what it subs in is also horrible.
In the words of one Jesse Pinkman, "they can't keep getting away with it!"
boxd.it/9iNWKj
Which craft? Witchcraft!
Continuing my descent into madness, is the next installment, Witchcraft IX. We return to our roots with Will Spanner returning, but try something new as now they're fighting vampires...wish I was kidding..
Gods, I'm not even halfway through this series 😭
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Continuing my descent into madness, is the next installment, Witchcraft IX. We return to our roots with Will Spanner returning, but try something new as now they're fighting vampires...wish I was kidding..
Gods, I'm not even halfway through this series 😭
boxd.it/9iGDUF
A ★★ review of Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh (1997)
Welcome back Will Spanner! This time, in ghost form. Continuing the trend of having absolutely fuck all to do with Witches and everything to do with vampires, hookers, and softcore porn, this movie de...
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May 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Which craft? Witchcraft!
Continuing my descent into madness, is the next installment, Witchcraft IX. We return to our roots with Will Spanner returning, but try something new as now they're fighting vampires...wish I was kidding..
Gods, I'm not even halfway through this series 😭
boxd.it/9iGDUF
Continuing my descent into madness, is the next installment, Witchcraft IX. We return to our roots with Will Spanner returning, but try something new as now they're fighting vampires...wish I was kidding..
Gods, I'm not even halfway through this series 😭
boxd.it/9iGDUF
Back at it after a hiatus, something the Witchcraft series has never done apparently, with the 8th installment, "Witchcraft VIII, Salem's Ghost." This movie retires our series mainstay so they can rip off Amityville Horror, but make it more "Amityville Whore" (amirite?)
Send help...
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Send help...
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A ★★★ review of Witchcraft 8: Salem's Ghost (1996)
Witchcraft 8 marks the end of our hero Will Spanner from the first 7 films journey, as the series wants to continue for some ungodly reason, but wants to step back from cop drama vampire plotpoints in...
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May 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Back at it after a hiatus, something the Witchcraft series has never done apparently, with the 8th installment, "Witchcraft VIII, Salem's Ghost." This movie retires our series mainstay so they can rip off Amityville Horror, but make it more "Amityville Whore" (amirite?)
Send help...
boxd.it/9eNlFb
Send help...
boxd.it/9eNlFb
Taking a break from my Witchcraft nonsense to boost the best new movie I've seen in ages, "Freaky Tales."
It's an absolute blast, and I loved every single moment of this amazing film.
I highly encourage everyone to see it
Here's my (un)biased review as someone from the East Bay
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It's an absolute blast, and I loved every single moment of this amazing film.
I highly encourage everyone to see it
Here's my (un)biased review as someone from the East Bay
boxd.it/9mpeeL
A ★★★★★ review of Freaky Tales (2024)
I went into this movie only knowing one thing about it, which is that it's set in Oakland California in the 1980s. As someone born and raised in the East Bay, who lived in Oakland down the street from...
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April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Taking a break from my Witchcraft nonsense to boost the best new movie I've seen in ages, "Freaky Tales."
It's an absolute blast, and I loved every single moment of this amazing film.
I highly encourage everyone to see it
Here's my (un)biased review as someone from the East Bay
boxd.it/9mpeeL
It's an absolute blast, and I loved every single moment of this amazing film.
I highly encourage everyone to see it
Here's my (un)biased review as someone from the East Bay
boxd.it/9mpeeL
Witchcraft series continues, with the seventh installment, "Judgement Hour." Who is being judged is unclear, and this movie is less "witchcraft" and more "Lethal Weapon meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but as a softcore porn"
It is more enjoyable from a bad movie perspective at least
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It is more enjoyable from a bad movie perspective at least
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A ★★★ review of Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour (1995)
Now that the series has fully entrenched itself in Andy Sedaris levels of softcore porn, it's deciding to take a page from popular cop buddy movies from this time period, as it follows again, our boy ...
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April 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Witchcraft series continues, with the seventh installment, "Judgement Hour." Who is being judged is unclear, and this movie is less "witchcraft" and more "Lethal Weapon meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but as a softcore porn"
It is more enjoyable from a bad movie perspective at least
boxd.it/9dxAoD
It is more enjoyable from a bad movie perspective at least
boxd.it/9dxAoD
The downward trajectory of my mental health continues, with a review of 1994's "Witchcraft 666." Will is replaced, and we see a return to the detective tropes that the earlier installments brought us...and a lot (a LOT) of dry humping...
I don't know if I'll survive this series...
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I don't know if I'll survive this series...
boxd.it/9bA0YN
A ★★½ review of Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress (1994)
The sixth entry in the Witchcraft series has me asking a question...where the hell is the witchcraft? These last few movies have been all about warlocks and Satan, but there's hardly any witchcraft in...
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March 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The downward trajectory of my mental health continues, with a review of 1994's "Witchcraft 666." Will is replaced, and we see a return to the detective tropes that the earlier installments brought us...and a lot (a LOT) of dry humping...
I don't know if I'll survive this series...
boxd.it/9bA0YN
I don't know if I'll survive this series...
boxd.it/9bA0YN
The Witchcraft saga continues, with my review of Witchcraft V, Dance with the Devil. Close to 1/4 of the way through this series, and my quest to see when the series transitions from C-Horror schlock to softcore porn. Will today be the day?
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boxd.it/9aD03J
A ★★★ review of Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil (1993)
*looks like we made it!!!* Honestly, I would have guessed the Witchcraft series would have switched to softcore porn around maybe entry 9, but it's much earlier than I guessed. This movie ditches the ...
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March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Witchcraft saga continues, with my review of Witchcraft V, Dance with the Devil. Close to 1/4 of the way through this series, and my quest to see when the series transitions from C-Horror schlock to softcore porn. Will today be the day?
boxd.it/9aD03J
boxd.it/9aD03J
Back again in my quest to destroy my sanity with the Witchcraft series, this time with 1992's "Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart."
Was this movie good? No. But I watched it anyways and here's my review of this awful film noir inspired nonsense.
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Was this movie good? No. But I watched it anyways and here's my review of this awful film noir inspired nonsense.
boxd.it/9a5GmZ
A ★★ review of Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart (1992)
Alright, here we go again... Witchcraft IV continues the story of our main man Will, who changed from a public defender to a regular defense attorney, but the movie decided to swap out the "horror" as...
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March 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Back again in my quest to destroy my sanity with the Witchcraft series, this time with 1992's "Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart."
Was this movie good? No. But I watched it anyways and here's my review of this awful film noir inspired nonsense.
boxd.it/9a5GmZ
Was this movie good? No. But I watched it anyways and here's my review of this awful film noir inspired nonsense.
boxd.it/9a5GmZ
Witchcraft: The Craftening, day 2, where I review the mixed bag which is "Witchcraft II: The Temptress." I will give it this, Delia Sheppard as "Dolores" was certainly a temptress, and a baddie at that. Still got 14 more of these to go (Gods what have I done)...
Read my review here:
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Read my review here:
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A ★★½ review of Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1990)
Alright, Witchcraft II: The Temptress, where do I even begin...in this film, Michelle (love interest of leading man William) says "but you've got both parts, the good and the bad" which (witch?) I fee...
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March 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Witchcraft: The Craftening, day 2, where I review the mixed bag which is "Witchcraft II: The Temptress." I will give it this, Delia Sheppard as "Dolores" was certainly a temptress, and a baddie at that. Still got 14 more of these to go (Gods what have I done)...
Read my review here:
boxd.it/97sln7
Read my review here:
boxd.it/97sln7
Because I have nothing better to do (and I have a lot of self loathing) I've taken it upon myself to watch all 16 Witchcraft movies! How do they compare to one another? How soon till it devolves into softcore porn? Who knows!
Let's find out together, shall we?
boxd.it/96HNQd
Let's find out together, shall we?
boxd.it/96HNQd
A ★ review of Witchcraft (1988)
Witchcraft is basically what you get if you tell someone the entire plot of the movie Rosemary's Baby through a game of telephone, in that you get the basic gist of the plot, but then someone added "p...
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March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Because I have nothing better to do (and I have a lot of self loathing) I've taken it upon myself to watch all 16 Witchcraft movies! How do they compare to one another? How soon till it devolves into softcore porn? Who knows!
Let's find out together, shall we?
boxd.it/96HNQd
Let's find out together, shall we?
boxd.it/96HNQd
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🚨BOYCOTT ALERT 🚨
STARTING FEBRUARY 1st, MY ORGANIZATION WE ARE SOMEBODY IS CALLING ON A MASS BOYCOTT OF ALL TARGET STORES.
Yesterday, Target announced that they are rolling back diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.
STARTING FEBRUARY 1st, MY ORGANIZATION WE ARE SOMEBODY IS CALLING ON A MASS BOYCOTT OF ALL TARGET STORES.
Yesterday, Target announced that they are rolling back diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.
January 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
🚨BOYCOTT ALERT 🚨
STARTING FEBRUARY 1st, MY ORGANIZATION WE ARE SOMEBODY IS CALLING ON A MASS BOYCOTT OF ALL TARGET STORES.
Yesterday, Target announced that they are rolling back diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.
STARTING FEBRUARY 1st, MY ORGANIZATION WE ARE SOMEBODY IS CALLING ON A MASS BOYCOTT OF ALL TARGET STORES.
Yesterday, Target announced that they are rolling back diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.
Reposted by Mr. Soup's House of Horror
New movie review up, "Monsters (2010)." Truth be told, I saw this for the first time years ago, but as I wait for my arm to recover I rewatched it and man, it's really good!
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Monsters (2010)
Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life forms...
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January 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New movie review up, "Monsters (2010)." Truth be told, I saw this for the first time years ago, but as I wait for my arm to recover I rewatched it and man, it's really good!
boxd.it/Tdy
boxd.it/Tdy
Movie review: Longlegs
The first of many reviews I'll be porting from Facebook to Letterbox DVD so I can share them here.
Enjoy my neurodivergent ramblings lmao
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The first of many reviews I'll be porting from Facebook to Letterbox DVD so I can share them here.
Enjoy my neurodivergent ramblings lmao
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A ★★ review of Longlegs (2024)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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January 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Movie review: Longlegs
The first of many reviews I'll be porting from Facebook to Letterbox DVD so I can share them here.
Enjoy my neurodivergent ramblings lmao
boxd.it/8AnUkP
The first of many reviews I'll be porting from Facebook to Letterbox DVD so I can share them here.
Enjoy my neurodivergent ramblings lmao
boxd.it/8AnUkP
Shout out to @scramblinman.bsky.social for reminding me I have a Letterbox DVD account and I can post L O N G reviews on there instead of Facebook, so I'll be porting over all my movie reviews from Facebook to Letterbox, then will share them here.
You're the best! 🍻
You're the best! 🍻
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shout out to @scramblinman.bsky.social for reminding me I have a Letterbox DVD account and I can post L O N G reviews on there instead of Facebook, so I'll be porting over all my movie reviews from Facebook to Letterbox, then will share them here.
You're the best! 🍻
You're the best! 🍻