This is why I have such high anxiety about driving. Every day that I have to drive anywhere, even just a mile, I witness mindless, aggressive behavior: people blowing stop signs because they don't want to wait, people sitting at a green light because they're looking at their phones...

I have successfully whittled my unread email count down by 10. Progress.

Here's one titled "story idea/possible interview" and then it's trying to sell me on buying weather-proof athletic gear. That's not really a story idea, my dudes. I get like a dozen of these every week too. Story idea! We make grease-resistant floor tiles!

55% off Blissy pillowcases! Well there's a deal. "The secret to waking up glowing on Christmas morning" I already know that secret, I buy only the best radium-coated Christmas ornaments.

Ooo, a free $200 prepaid credit card from Costco. From a non-costco email address. This can't possibly be a scam. The whole email is invisible though because it's just an image and I don't download images so haha whoever the fuck you are.

Anderson Group Publishing is still hounding me, even after I filled out one of those UNSUBSCRIBE forms to stop getting daily newsletters from them. Apparently the creators behind some "WE LOVE YOU" social channel thing have written a book.

okay.

An anti-aging solution for men! Well, I'll be. A man that is. Sucks to be YOU, ladies! Go age ungracefully! I've got my ... what is it... PARTICLE firming cream... that reduces eyebags AND sooths skin after shaving. 4.8 stars, wow.