William Dalphin
@wdalphin.bsky.social
Author of Lily Madwhip and other tales from r/nosleep
I've got over 10,000 unread emails in my inbox. I regularly clean house, deleting all the useless trash. Let's look at what we've got here... the shit that's not a coupon from Staples or Xfinity thanking me for paying...
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I've got over 10,000 unread emails in my inbox. I regularly clean house, deleting all the useless trash. Let's look at what we've got here... the shit that's not a coupon from Staples or Xfinity thanking me for paying...
Remy Lafleur awakens to find himself tied to an office chair.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Remy Lafleur awakens to find himself tied to an office chair.
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Patty and her accomplice stroll through the automated sliding door into Shopmart, which rings merrily despite the fact that its newest visitors are on the hunt for people to shoot. #madwhip
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November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Patty and her accomplice stroll through the automated sliding door into Shopmart, which rings merrily despite the fact that its newest visitors are on the hunt for people to shoot. #madwhip
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Check out the short, "MadWhip" by Casey Watson, a project he's worked on passionately for many, many months and can finally share with the world thanks in no small part to @mrcreepypasta.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=01n3...
"MADWHIP" | Creepypasta Storytime
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October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Check out the short, "MadWhip" by Casey Watson, a project he's worked on passionately for many, many months and can finally share with the world thanks in no small part to @mrcreepypasta.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=01n3...
Walking back from the gym through a heavy rain, I get to my car in the lower parking lot and realize there's something off. Where's my wallet?! Oh, it's in my back pocket. Then why do I feel light? Oh crap, I left my phone inside. Walk back inside, get my phone, back to my car. Completely drenched.
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Walking back from the gym through a heavy rain, I get to my car in the lower parking lot and realize there's something off. Where's my wallet?! Oh, it's in my back pocket. Then why do I feel light? Oh crap, I left my phone inside. Walk back inside, get my phone, back to my car. Completely drenched.
“OPEN THE DOOR!” yells the burly, angry voice outside. The whole room shakes as the door resists another mighty blow.
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September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“OPEN THE DOOR!” yells the burly, angry voice outside. The whole room shakes as the door resists another mighty blow.
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“Hey!” I shout at the two cops in the front seat, “What happened to the cantaloupe?”
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August 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Hey!” I shout at the two cops in the front seat, “What happened to the cantaloupe?”
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Who considers "woke" a pejorative but someone who fears living with their eyes open?
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Who considers "woke" a pejorative but someone who fears living with their eyes open?
“Burn them!” I shout at Nate. “BURN THEM!”
Nate doesn’t need to be told twice.
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Nate doesn’t need to be told twice.
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Alex Maverick and the Swamp Monster: Chapter Eleven
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June 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Burn them!” I shout at Nate. “BURN THEM!”
Nate doesn’t need to be told twice.
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Nate doesn’t need to be told twice.
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"Have you ever witnessed a person’s eyeball get pureed inside their skull by a kitchen utensil? I hadn’t either—until now."
Alex Maverick and the Swamp Monster: Chapter Eleven | William Dalphin
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May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Have you ever witnessed a person’s eyeball get pureed inside their skull by a kitchen utensil? I hadn’t either—until now."
"It occurs to me that Dutch may not be in the mood to think about leeches climbing up his pant legs. He might not even be in the mood for general conversation, from the looks of it. I better just let the moment pass and check myself later." #lilymadwhip #alexmaverick #nosleep
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May 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"It occurs to me that Dutch may not be in the mood to think about leeches climbing up his pant legs. He might not even be in the mood for general conversation, from the looks of it. I better just let the moment pass and check myself later." #lilymadwhip #alexmaverick #nosleep
“I just want to grow my children,” Bruno continues, “and live here in quiet.” He closes his drifting eyes and takes a deep breath of swamp gas. He doesn’t notice Dumah stepping up right behind him.
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April 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“I just want to grow my children,” Bruno continues, “and live here in quiet.” He closes his drifting eyes and takes a deep breath of swamp gas. He doesn’t notice Dumah stepping up right behind him.
“Is it getting darker or is it just me?” asks Dutch. I’m actually relieved he asked that, since it means it’s not in my head, nor something only I’m seeing.
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Alex Maverick and the Swamp Monster: Chapter Nine
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April 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“Is it getting darker or is it just me?” asks Dutch. I’m actually relieved he asked that, since it means it’s not in my head, nor something only I’m seeing.
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Following up my latest chapter post, here is a wonderful YouTube narration of one of my lesser-known stories, "I Live Among Parasites"
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Night Of The CreepyPastas | Volume 1 | Horror | Storytelling | Monsters | Scary | BlackScreen | Fun
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March 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Following up my latest chapter post, here is a wonderful YouTube narration of one of my lesser-known stories, "I Live Among Parasites"
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Patricia Broussard sits in the lobby of the Angie police station, a haze of smoke wafting around her head as she jitters her leg with a blend of anxiety and impatience.
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Alex Maverick and the Swamp Monster: Chapter Eight
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March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Patricia Broussard sits in the lobby of the Angie police station, a haze of smoke wafting around her head as she jitters her leg with a blend of anxiety and impatience.
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Can we stop calling this imaginary, new government department "DOGE"? You don't include words like "the" and "of" in acronyms. It's not the FBOI. We weren't born in the USOA.
It's DGE. Dee-Gee-Eee. I would call it "Didge" at best. At BEST. Except it's not even a real thing and they need to
It's DGE. Dee-Gee-Eee. I would call it "Didge" at best. At BEST. Except it's not even a real thing and they need to
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February 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can we stop calling this imaginary, new government department "DOGE"? You don't include words like "the" and "of" in acronyms. It's not the FBOI. We weren't born in the USOA.
It's DGE. Dee-Gee-Eee. I would call it "Didge" at best. At BEST. Except it's not even a real thing and they need to
It's DGE. Dee-Gee-Eee. I would call it "Didge" at best. At BEST. Except it's not even a real thing and they need to
“DO NOT TOUCH HER!” Dumah snaps, attracting the attention of even more people in the diner.
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January 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“DO NOT TOUCH HER!” Dumah snaps, attracting the attention of even more people in the diner.
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