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Lord Worzel, Arch Duke Binbag of Custard, Esq.
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Still woke and proud of it. And I eat tofu.
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British media pumps out daily propaganda pieces for Farage, fails to offer *any scrutiny* and basically legitimises rampant racism, then puts on its ‘innocent face’ and clutches its pearls at the rise of the far right…
What a grim betrayal of our democracy.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/how...
Reform, with 0.7% of all MPs, featured in 25% of BBC's recent 10pm news bulletins
Astonishingly, a party with 18 times as many MPs as Reform has received one-third less coverage on BBC News at 10.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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When Parliament reopens, Nigel Farage will be in the US, representing his Clacton constituents by speaking at a conference for MAGA morons, on what is his 10th trip to America since becoming an MP.
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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If you fancy a bet on The Grand National, Cliff in the pub has given me a number of tips:
Darren’s Crafty Sock 2-1
Burnt Tesla 3-1
Ed Davey 6-1
Russell’s Jizz 11-1
Tariff Wanker 25%
Stock Market Crash 12-1
Incel Emoji 20-1
Upskirting Fox 50-1
Sniggle At Lee 60-1
Yeasty Ann 100-1.
April 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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An ode to Gregg Wallace:

Middle class women of a certain age
When I take off my shirt
They drop their sage.

Middle class women of a certain age
When I joke about knobs
They disengage.

Middle class women of a certain age
When I show them my Conkers
They get in a rage.
December 2, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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It’s tough being unemployed under this Labour Govt.
For example take this poor young man in Stoke who has been warned by police to stop begging for jobs.
Apparently he has been allegedly intimidating people in local shopping centres asking for employment as a Geography teacher.😔
November 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Nadine Dorries on #Newsnight saying she saw a photo of 2 naked Tory MPs together in a govt office.
Get over it Nads!😡
When I was an MP I’d often meet colleagues naked to discuss informal matters such as conker regulations & breakfast sausages.
It’s what us Conservative MPs do dear.
November 21, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax then moved his business to Singapore. He's the real victim here.
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Roses are red
I used to like Twitter
Then Elon Musk bought it
And made it much shitter
November 15, 2024 at 1:45 PM