Wayward Sean
@waywardsean.bsky.social
I’m a leftist gamer who collects comic books, records, and board games. I have 2 dogs, 2 geckos, and 2 snakes. I am certified funny by Second City in Chicago. I play guitar, piano, and trombone. I write comedy music like my hero, Weird Al. I love D&D!
Trump’s comments on Rob Reiner’s death are despicable. Trump should be the thirteenth drummer for Spinal Tap.
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump’s comments on Rob Reiner’s death are despicable. Trump should be the thirteenth drummer for Spinal Tap.
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night are shit these couriers wanna deal with. Fuck the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
- My local post office
- My local post office
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night are shit these couriers wanna deal with. Fuck the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
- My local post office
- My local post office
Are we sure Bubba ever took his President Johnson outta Trump’s head? Cause Trump’s got dick for brains.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are we sure Bubba ever took his President Johnson outta Trump’s head? Cause Trump’s got dick for brains.
Trump loves Mamdani and 86 House democrats condemn socialism. What the actual fuck is wrong with this world.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trump loves Mamdani and 86 House democrats condemn socialism. What the actual fuck is wrong with this world.
Trump is a Paunchy
Egotistical
Dickheaded
Oafish
Perverted
Hateful
Ignorant
Loser
Evildoer
!
Egotistical
Dickheaded
Oafish
Perverted
Hateful
Ignorant
Loser
Evildoer
!
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump is a Paunchy
Egotistical
Dickheaded
Oafish
Perverted
Hateful
Ignorant
Loser
Evildoer
!
Egotistical
Dickheaded
Oafish
Perverted
Hateful
Ignorant
Loser
Evildoer
!
Let’s be real. Dick Cheney hasn’t gone to Hell yet. He has unfinished business and remains on the material plane as a merciless onryo hellbent on hunting the most dangerous game… man.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Let’s be real. Dick Cheney hasn’t gone to Hell yet. He has unfinished business and remains on the material plane as a merciless onryo hellbent on hunting the most dangerous game… man.
I would honestly prefer to remove college from my resume entirely than have to tell anyone I went to Ball fucking State University. They backed Papa John all the way to the unemployment line, and now they’ve gone full pro-Nazi. Since Trump loves removing college funding, I hope he does BSU next.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I would honestly prefer to remove college from my resume entirely than have to tell anyone I went to Ball fucking State University. They backed Papa John all the way to the unemployment line, and now they’ve gone full pro-Nazi. Since Trump loves removing college funding, I hope he does BSU next.
Trump calls Kamala a communist. Kamala calls Trump a communist. I’M A COMMUNIST! WHY DOES NOBODY WANT MY VOTE!?
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump calls Kamala a communist. Kamala calls Trump a communist. I’M A COMMUNIST! WHY DOES NOBODY WANT MY VOTE!?
Since our baby is well on the way, I wanted to share a few things about our baby. First, SHE'S A GIRL! And second, she clearly rolled very high on Intelligence and Charisma for her D&D build. And third, her name is {REDACTED}.
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Since our baby is well on the way, I wanted to share a few things about our baby. First, SHE'S A GIRL! And second, she clearly rolled very high on Intelligence and Charisma for her D&D build. And third, her name is {REDACTED}.
Let’s be real. Charlie Kirk only wanted fascists armed. The gun deaths he was okay with were his opponents. Today was actual use of the second amendment, because he was an unofficial mouthpiece of the new Nazi regime that is actively starting a civil war. Not a single tear should be shed.
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let’s be real. Charlie Kirk only wanted fascists armed. The gun deaths he was okay with were his opponents. Today was actual use of the second amendment, because he was an unofficial mouthpiece of the new Nazi regime that is actively starting a civil war. Not a single tear should be shed.
I’m so torn. If Democrats can’t find the spine to “vote blue no matter who” for Zohran Mamdani, then it was never about rallying behind the more popular candidate or rallying behind the most likely winner. It was always to move the party further right. Heavily considering registering as independent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m so torn. If Democrats can’t find the spine to “vote blue no matter who” for Zohran Mamdani, then it was never about rallying behind the more popular candidate or rallying behind the most likely winner. It was always to move the party further right. Heavily considering registering as independent.
I’d personally like to thank every conservative I meet for causing me to relapse on cigarettes after 6 years clean. Every cigarette takes 7 minutes off my life, which is 7 minutes I don’t have to spend on a planet with their evil asses.
August 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’d personally like to thank every conservative I meet for causing me to relapse on cigarettes after 6 years clean. Every cigarette takes 7 minutes off my life, which is 7 minutes I don’t have to spend on a planet with their evil asses.
I got sick of seeing Trump’s name in the news box in the corner of my work screen, so I tried to set my preferences to innocuous things like “TV Shows”.
The news box changed to something like, “Jay Leno thinks comedy shouldn’t get political and is absolutely willing to pander to MAGA.”
Sigh.
The news box changed to something like, “Jay Leno thinks comedy shouldn’t get political and is absolutely willing to pander to MAGA.”
Sigh.
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I got sick of seeing Trump’s name in the news box in the corner of my work screen, so I tried to set my preferences to innocuous things like “TV Shows”.
The news box changed to something like, “Jay Leno thinks comedy shouldn’t get political and is absolutely willing to pander to MAGA.”
Sigh.
The news box changed to something like, “Jay Leno thinks comedy shouldn’t get political and is absolutely willing to pander to MAGA.”
Sigh.
Yesterday we lost Ozzy Osbourne, a wonderful man who sued Trump for using his music while campaigning. RIP Lord of Darkness. Life celebrated.
Today we lost Hulk Hogan, a fascist turd who campaigned for Trump. Rot in Hell, brother. Death celebrated.
How you live determines how you are remembered.
Today we lost Hulk Hogan, a fascist turd who campaigned for Trump. Rot in Hell, brother. Death celebrated.
How you live determines how you are remembered.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yesterday we lost Ozzy Osbourne, a wonderful man who sued Trump for using his music while campaigning. RIP Lord of Darkness. Life celebrated.
Today we lost Hulk Hogan, a fascist turd who campaigned for Trump. Rot in Hell, brother. Death celebrated.
How you live determines how you are remembered.
Today we lost Hulk Hogan, a fascist turd who campaigned for Trump. Rot in Hell, brother. Death celebrated.
How you live determines how you are remembered.
We have 2 pride flags on our home. Two teenagers just bicycled past our house screaming, “Fuck you, you faggy fuck!” This is why being woke is important. Because some awful human taught their kids that their hatred was valid and that their behavior was acceptable.
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We have 2 pride flags on our home. Two teenagers just bicycled past our house screaming, “Fuck you, you faggy fuck!” This is why being woke is important. Because some awful human taught their kids that their hatred was valid and that their behavior was acceptable.
The largest fireworks show in the Chicago suburbs couldn’t happen this year because of Trump’s tariffs due to most fireworks coming from China. Consider not attending fireworks this year. This 4th of July is a funeral, not a celebration.
July 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The largest fireworks show in the Chicago suburbs couldn’t happen this year because of Trump’s tariffs due to most fireworks coming from China. Consider not attending fireworks this year. This 4th of July is a funeral, not a celebration.
At this point, I think it’s appropriate to remind everyone that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi. She’s literally calling to kill all 65 million Hispanic people in America.
Laura Loomer is advocating in very direct terms for genocide.
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
At this point, I think it’s appropriate to remind everyone that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi. She’s literally calling to kill all 65 million Hispanic people in America.
Nimona will be a middle child in December. She will be the best big sister that her 3 brain cells will allow! #mtg #magic #magicthegathering #dog #pregnancyannouncement #pregnant
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Nimona will be a middle child in December. She will be the best big sister that her 3 brain cells will allow! #mtg #magic #magicthegathering #dog #pregnancyannouncement #pregnant
Tarly is going to be the perfect big sister to her first human sibling! #mtg #dog #pregnancyannouncement #baby
June 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tarly is going to be the perfect big sister to her first human sibling! #mtg #dog #pregnancyannouncement #baby
June 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m going to be a daddy! Though I think I will prefer the sobriquet “Papa”! #MTG #baby #babyannouncement
June 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m going to be a daddy! Though I think I will prefer the sobriquet “Papa”! #MTG #baby #babyannouncement
With the current ICE raids in Chicago, we want to extend our hospitality to anyone that needs a place to hide out from Trump’s Gestapo. My wife and I live in the burbs with a couple of dogs. We have a good basement in a safe area. Please reach out if needed.
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
With the current ICE raids in Chicago, we want to extend our hospitality to anyone that needs a place to hide out from Trump’s Gestapo. My wife and I live in the burbs with a couple of dogs. We have a good basement in a safe area. Please reach out if needed.
Terry Moran showed the rare bit of spine left in journalism. ABC can answer for themselves during the American Nuremberg Trials along with everyone else who sucks Trump’s dick.
Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Terry Moran showed the rare bit of spine left in journalism. ABC can answer for themselves during the American Nuremberg Trials along with everyone else who sucks Trump’s dick.
Doctor Who theory:
15 regenerated into The Valeyard (with Rose’s face). The Christmas special will feature 14 battling her (Tennant vs Piper). He is injured stopping her (traps her in a void or something) and regenerates into 15. Gatwa comes back next season as new version of 15. 🤞🤞🤞
15 regenerated into The Valeyard (with Rose’s face). The Christmas special will feature 14 battling her (Tennant vs Piper). He is injured stopping her (traps her in a void or something) and regenerates into 15. Gatwa comes back next season as new version of 15. 🤞🤞🤞
June 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Doctor Who theory:
15 regenerated into The Valeyard (with Rose’s face). The Christmas special will feature 14 battling her (Tennant vs Piper). He is injured stopping her (traps her in a void or something) and regenerates into 15. Gatwa comes back next season as new version of 15. 🤞🤞🤞
15 regenerated into The Valeyard (with Rose’s face). The Christmas special will feature 14 battling her (Tennant vs Piper). He is injured stopping her (traps her in a void or something) and regenerates into 15. Gatwa comes back next season as new version of 15. 🤞🤞🤞
My job is forcing an RTO mandate. Haven’t had to do this grind in 5 years. Getting less sleep. Rushing for the commute. Stuck in a boring and stressful environment.Some mornings, you just can’t even get your shoes matched.
May 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My job is forcing an RTO mandate. Haven’t had to do this grind in 5 years. Getting less sleep. Rushing for the commute. Stuck in a boring and stressful environment.Some mornings, you just can’t even get your shoes matched.