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WaywardPython
@waywardpython.bsky.social
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Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope).

Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”.

https://twitch.tv/waywardpython
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waywardpython.bsky.social
There won’t be any streams for a little while as I’ve sustained a shoulder injury. I’ll let you know when I’m good to go again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Time for some #Balatro. I’m still trying to get the last joker and my second E-score. Come and see if I manage either. Live on #Twitch now.

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[UK] [18+] Need an E. And possibly a joker
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October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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dathlugaming.bsky.social
DATHLU HALLOWEEN - A Welsh Charity Event in aid of Ty Hafan and children with life threatening illness.

Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Not my home, but I know my way around.
A brightly coloured map showing the different biomes in Subnautica. This map is actually not visible in the game without a mod
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Help! It’s #EldenRing #CrowdControl! twitch.tv/waywardpython
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[UK] [18+] Crowd Control! Redeem your coins, do your worst
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October 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Time to play more of the surprisingly difficult #DiceyDungeons #Twitch

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
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October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Oops, I beat the game for the ninth time. Baga Yaba (not a typo) was the first proper mage build I’ve done. By the end I was barely using melee at all, some of those sorceries are so strong. #EldenRing
An elderly, grey-haired woman, clad in a long navy blue robe with a red sash around her shoulders, sits on a wooden throne. She has an expression of severity and authority. Behind her are great stone decorated columns. The whole scene is awash with sunlight
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Can I get through another #Subnautica #hardcore session without dying? Probably not.

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
I’m just wondering if I might have had a 1v1 against ex-Prince Andrew in a Fortnite match. I hope I won.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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rhys.wales
Everybody is making the same joke but I reckon he plays those dumb red blue shooting games that get advertised all the time on Reddit.
direthoughts.com Henry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 27d
sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
waywardpython.bsky.social
945th attempt at Maliketh.
direthoughts.com Henry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 27d
sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
waywardpython.bsky.social
It’s time for some more #EldenRing #CrowdControl. Spawning in a boss? Halving my HP? Or just making my head huge and turning my skin pink as usual?

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Congratulations @shytehawk.bsky.social!
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Live now on #Twitch - spicy dungeons! twitch.tv/waywardpython
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[UK] [18+] OK I won't make the same mistake
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October 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Just me platinuming #EldenRing.
A bald, thick set black man wearing armoured robes sits on a large wooden throne. Behind him are ornately decorated stone columns. The air is suffused with sunlight. Stream achievement screen: You’ve unlocked all achievements! 42/42 (100%)
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
We’re playing more #DiceyDungeons on #Twitch - trying to unlock a new level!

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
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October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
It’s #Balatro time live on #Twitch!

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WaywardPython - Twitch
Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Back on #Twitch! Can I finally make proper progress in a #Subnautica hardcore run?

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WaywardPython - Twitch
Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Anyone know how to cancel my subscription to the Spring merchandise site? Trying to abandon my shop but there’s no cancellation option.
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Even though I finished #EldenRing again this week, there’s still time for some zany #CrowdControl on the stream!

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[UK] [18+] Crowd Control! Buy your coins now!
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October 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Funny how much of this thread reminds me of Twitch streaming.
gralefrit.bsky.social Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · Oct 3
The British Podcast Awards featured a strange “glitch” that everyone found amusing; but has interesting implications. Most of the winners were upstairs in the cheap balcony seats, meaning there was a few minutes’ delay on almost EVERY award as the winners went down the back stairs to the stage. >>
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
waywardpython.bsky.social
And with that, I complete #EldenRing for the seventh time. But, for the first time, the Frenzied Flame ending.
A woman clad in a brown robe stands inside a ring of fire. Her arms are stretched forward and her head is thrown back. But we cannot see her head, it’s entirely burning with flame
October 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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kingborehaha.bsky.social
the dog-driven elevator in blighttown has a default "stopped" animation. there isn't a way for this to happen normally
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
waywardpython.bsky.social
Fiamma acts as kindling for the Erdtree as I pursue, for the first time, the Frenzied Flame ending in #EldenRing.

(‘Fiamma’ being the Italian for flame. It seemed right.)
A dark-haired, somewhat evil-looking woman, dressed in a brown robe with wide sleeves, looks at her hand which has ignited with a strong flame. Dark clouds loom in the background Seen from a bird’s eye view, a dark haired woman spreads her arms as she is engulfed with flames. The whole image is suffused with strong fire - only her head seems unaffected by the flames
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM