WaywardPython
@waywardpython.bsky.social
Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope).
Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”.
https://twitch.tv/waywardpython
Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”.
https://twitch.tv/waywardpython
I’m now wondering what the Leyndell HR department must be like. Are all the knights and soldiers recruited from a central department, or is it delegated to each area (Caria Manor, Leyndell, Redmane, etc)?
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m now wondering what the Leyndell HR department must be like. Are all the knights and soldiers recruited from a central department, or is it delegated to each area (Caria Manor, Leyndell, Redmane, etc)?
Finished Elden Ring again. Tracey from HR puts a curse upon the entire land.
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Finished Elden Ring again. Tracey from HR puts a curse upon the entire land.
Currently downloading the #Fortnite Winter Wonderland update. I can’t play a match because of my bad arm. I just want to sit in the lobby and watch my preferred skin doing the Mariah Carey emote. I can’t describe how well they go together.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Currently downloading the #Fortnite Winter Wonderland update. I can’t play a match because of my bad arm. I just want to sit in the lobby and watch my preferred skin doing the Mariah Carey emote. I can’t describe how well they go together.
Launched Fortnite for the first time in 100 years, just so I could update my emotes to Xmas ones. (My arm/neck are too bad to actually play.)
OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?
OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Launched Fortnite for the first time in 100 years, just so I could update my emotes to Xmas ones. (My arm/neck are too bad to actually play.)
OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?
OG has vanished and the lobby audio is almost inaudible. What’s going on?
Surprise! I’m going a stream again! Can’t do anything very active so I’m trying out the brand new game Organized Inside! #Twitch
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
WaywardPython - Twitch
Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Surprise! I’m going a stream again! Can’t do anything very active so I’m trying out the brand new game Organized Inside! #Twitch
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
I’m back! The arm is just about well enough for me to stream without crying in pain. Probably. Anyway, here’s some #Balatro live on #Twitch
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
WaywardPython - Twitch
Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m back! The arm is just about well enough for me to stream without crying in pain. Probably. Anyway, here’s some #Balatro live on #Twitch
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
Sadly this also means an enforced break from Elden Ring, even offstream. 😭
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sadly this also means an enforced break from Elden Ring, even offstream. 😭
There won’t be any streams for a little while as I’ve sustained a shoulder injury. I’ll let you know when I’m good to go again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There won’t be any streams for a little while as I’ve sustained a shoulder injury. I’ll let you know when I’m good to go again.
Time for some #Balatro. I’m still trying to get the last joker and my second E-score. Come and see if I manage either. Live on #Twitch now.
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
WaywardPython - Twitch
[UK] [18+] Need an E. And possibly a joker
twitch.tv
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Time for some #Balatro. I’m still trying to get the last joker and my second E-score. Come and see if I manage either. Live on #Twitch now.
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
Sorry, had a bad night.
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Sorry, had a bad night.
Sorry, just remembered who you are. Of course it is.
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Sorry, just remembered who you are. Of course it is.
There’s no alt text, is that Dark Souls?
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
There’s no alt text, is that Dark Souls?
Reposted by WaywardPython
DATHLU HALLOWEEN - A Welsh Charity Event in aid of Ty Hafan and children with life threatening illness.
Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
DATHLU HALLOWEEN - A Welsh Charity Event in aid of Ty Hafan and children with life threatening illness.
Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
Streamers in the trailer:
@welshbandicoot.bsky.social
@kingkrazey.bsky.social
JackMurderface
@johnnybeard.bsky.social
LisaParaNorma
@punchitsue.bsky.social
Poke_Snivy
@itsadamactually.bsky.social
Except that I’ve just realised the Dunes extend much further north and east than I realised. <Shudder>
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Except that I’ve just realised the Dunes extend much further north and east than I realised. <Shudder>
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
WaywardPython - Twitch
[UK] [18+] Crowd Control! Redeem your coins, do your worst
twitch.tv
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Next target is to do a run with absolutely no summons at all. I doubt I’ll finish it, the only question is at what point I give up, weeping.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Next target is to do a run with absolutely no summons at all. I doubt I’ll finish it, the only question is at what point I give up, weeping.
Oddly enough I chose the ‘good’ ending for her. I wanted to do the Dung Eater ending (the only one I haven’t done), because I thought it was suitably evil. But I wanted his puppet’s spirit ash as I didn’t use the Mimic Tear at all.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oddly enough I chose the ‘good’ ending for her. I wanted to do the Dung Eater ending (the only one I haven’t done), because I thought it was suitably evil. But I wanted his puppet’s spirit ash as I didn’t use the Mimic Tear at all.
I struggled a bit with her outfit at the end. I wanted her to wear the clichéd evil witch black cloak, but I couldn’t find anything close enough. In the end I went for the academy scholar robe, it gives her the air of an evil college professor.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I struggled a bit with her outfit at the end. I wanted her to wear the clichéd evil witch black cloak, but I couldn’t find anything close enough. In the end I went for the academy scholar robe, it gives her the air of an evil college professor.
Oops, I beat the game for the ninth time. Baga Yaba (not a typo) was the first proper mage build I’ve done. By the end I was barely using melee at all, some of those sorceries are so strong. #EldenRing
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oops, I beat the game for the ninth time. Baga Yaba (not a typo) was the first proper mage build I’ve done. By the end I was barely using melee at all, some of those sorceries are so strong. #EldenRing
Can I get through another #Subnautica #hardcore session without dying? Probably not.
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
WaywardPython - Twitch
Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
twitch.tv
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Can I get through another #Subnautica #hardcore session without dying? Probably not.
twitch.tv/waywardpython
twitch.tv/waywardpython
Actually I might well have mistaken him for a bot.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Actually I might well have mistaken him for a bot.
I’m just wondering if I might have had a 1v1 against ex-Prince Andrew in a Fortnite match. I hope I won.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m just wondering if I might have had a 1v1 against ex-Prince Andrew in a Fortnite match. I hope I won.