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Evelyn Waughluigi
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About to say that Clinton's penis could be the downfall of two different presidents, but then remembered Clinton didn't actually get taken down by his penis. He survived impeachment and ended his term as popular as ever. The president that was actually taken down by Clinton's penis was... Al Gore
 Evelyn Waughluigi @waughluigi.bsky.social · Nov 16
Bubba's got the most politically salient penis since Rasputin
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bubba's got the most politically salient penis since Rasputin
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
me, when the light is green: yes yes everything here is good and proper

me, when the light is red: foul fiend how dare you thwart my travels
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
cream cheese
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October 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1...
In 1991, Soviet Citizens Saw Swans On The TV... And Knew It Meant Turmoil
On August 19, 1991, Russians awoke to looping videos of Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake on Soviet state TV — a sure sign something seismic was up.
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August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
is it bad if Google just starts making stuff up? asking for a friend
screenshot of Google search results for the query "people named Brixton". the ai summary at the top has a highlight on the phrase "Brixton Massey, an actor, Brixton Marrow, a music producer, and Brixton Forester, an author". screenshot of Google search result page for the query ""Brixton Marrow" music producer". the results show only one result, an irrelevant page about "Brixton baby name meaning, origin, popularity insights" screenshot of Google search result page for the query ""Brixton Forester" author". the results show only one result, an irrelevant page about "Brixton baby name meaning, origin, popularity insights" screenshot of Google search result page for the query ""Brixton Massey" actor". the results show only one result, an irrelevant page about "Brixton baby name meaning, origin, popularity insights"
August 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the gears of capitalism do not wind against fascism, they propel it forward with every turn
July 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the other countries to lift up their prices a little bit and to get the drug companies to put it to 'em and if they don't the drug companies will have a lot of problems and they are mostly agreed to it and if the countries don't then as an example of it's Europe I'll say "that's okay you're no longer allowed to sell cars in America you're no longer allowed to have Mercedes BMW Volkswagen or any of the other many cars" and they will say "oh I love the idea of lower drug prices for America" so [applause] so you have to use that
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I just wanted to know if the one I saw at the zoo this year was the same one
screenshot of Google search history reading: how old was the komodo dragon that bit Sharon Stone's husband, what happened to the komodo dragon that bit Sharon Stone's husband, did the komodo dragon that bit Sharon Stone's husband die, komodo dragon lifespan
July 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wonder if the lady from the Hawaiian Airlines planes got married to the guy from the Alaska Airlines planes when their companies merged
July 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
[New Yorker style cartoon of a business man ordering a drink at a fancy bar] I'll have one of those drinks that makes you grab a cop's gun
June 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You said it, Dr. Strange
Still frame of a scene from Dr Strange Multiverse of Madness where the on screen closed caption reads "America doesn't have long."
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I got the 12-letter pangram in today's Spelling Bee and I've been riding that high for hours
June 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
Screenshot of a scene from The Lighthouse (2021)
June 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is that scene in Die Hard 3 where the European terrorist pretending to be an American says "raining dogs and cats"
June 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Our reporting does not make racial or genetic generalizations, but simply cites experts who have experience with the industrial process in U.S. and Chinese factories making racial or genetic generalizations
joolia.bsky.social Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · May 24
honestly speechless

“Our reporting does not make racial or genetic generalizations, but simply cites experts who have experience with the industrial process in U.S. and Chinese factories.”

like ok but you said “young Chinese women have small fingers” … ?? ?
Charlie Stadtlander 1:03 PM to julia.wong v ••• Julia- Charlie here from The Times's communications team, your note made its way to me and thank you for reaching out. As The Times's story makes clear, multiple people familiar with Apple's production facilities is China have put forward their observations on the workforce there. Our reporting does not make racial or genetic generalizations, but simply cites experts who have experience with the industrial process in U.S. and Chinese factories. I can also point you to the comments of Patrick McGee, the author of the new book "Apple In China" , on a recent podcast appearance said: "The tasks that often are being done to make iPhones require little fingers. The fact that it's young Chinese women with little fingers like that actually matters. Apple engineers will talk about this." Charlie Stadtlander Managing Director, External Communications, Newsroom and Opinion The New Work Times
May 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM