But if somehow Clinton's penis manages to deal a real blow (lol) to the fascists, by God... we've beej'ed our way into this mess, we're gonna beej our way out

A President Gore would have acted on the "Bin Ladin determined to strike in US" memo, meaning no 9/11, no Iraq War. Instead, we're stuck in this shitty timeline

If not for Clinton's penis, Al Gore wouldn't have distanced himself from one of the most popular ex-presidents of all time, thus probably winning FL by enough to keep it out of the Supreme Court.

the capitalist class recognizes that, under fascism, capital does not flow according to the market (as much as it ever did), but according to the whims of the fascist. as they have no higher virtue than profit, capitalists can't help but join the fascists' cause

chorken hard or hardly chorken

My "these emails are legitimate and can be trusted" email has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my email