worst part is i say all this and i’ll still watch em because they have a monopoly on announcements and nothing excites me like hearing about 40 games i’ll never play

also anyone citing metroid dread as an example of how to do things right clearly doesn’t remember how any of the plot goes in that game. metroid as a series is obsessively determined to get in the way of itself

“metroid prime needs this to become mainstream”
metroid prime will never be mainstream, you fools, and i gotta be real - i’m not sure the Jester Companion is gonna be the thing to save it

they probably should have given it to cal raleigh in the sense that the award means very little and it’d be fun for the “underdog” to win it, but it would also not make very much sense if you take the award seriously

wawa blt easily qualifies as a wonder 😤

they *should* probably just give edgar wright a pass to make movies without any women in them

the world needs a fully serious and sincere umamusume jrpg plotted like the Starshine Legacy games

you can’t go and bring monster rancher back as a hit mobile game if you’re not prepared to include a modicum of charm. how is the horse girl video game so lacking in whimsy? how does it contain such elaborate systems yet operate at such shallow depths? why do none of the characters matter at all

so you won’t call on schumer to step down? get primaried, pal