Sometimes I’m late because the dog had to go out more than once and traffic was really bad and I forgot I had to get gas, and sometimes I’m late because I was sitting on the edge of the bed like this for too long

My kid sure does a lot of backseat driving for someone who can't reach the pedals and see over the dash at the same time.

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