🖤 Shwimp 🖤
@washambishwimp.bsky.social
She/They. 32. Hot villain bitch of your nightmares. Writer, crafter, sad girl extraordinaire aiming to live deliciously.
This may be the dream concert lineup I didn't know I had
In his Coachella debut @alyankovic.bsky.social joined Yo Gabba Gabba! alongside Thundercat, Paul Williams, DJ Lance Rock, Portugal. The Man, and a menagerie of puppety oddballs including H.R. Pufnstuf, Bailey the Lion, Domo, Cheer Bear, Duo, and Billy Bob Brockali.
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April 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This may be the dream concert lineup I didn't know I had
As we hurtle deeper into facism I feel the need to just get weirder. So I’m no longer “looking things up” from now on I am Pondering The Orb
February 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
As we hurtle deeper into facism I feel the need to just get weirder. So I’m no longer “looking things up” from now on I am Pondering The Orb
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The Venn diagram of people who think Hozier’s Take Me To Church, Hallelujah, and Madonna’s chorus Like A Prayer are pro Christianity AND people who think Kendrick’s halftime show was patriotic?
A circle.
A circle.
February 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Venn diagram of people who think Hozier’s Take Me To Church, Hallelujah, and Madonna’s chorus Like A Prayer are pro Christianity AND people who think Kendrick’s halftime show was patriotic?
A circle.
A circle.
Why the fuck do I need to make a fabletics account and sign up for some shitty membership before I can even SEE IF THEY HAVE THE THINGS IM SPECIFICALLY LOOKING FOR??? I hate capitalism a whole fucking lot, but this everything is a membership/subscription model needs to die a slow, agonizing, death
February 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Why the fuck do I need to make a fabletics account and sign up for some shitty membership before I can even SEE IF THEY HAVE THE THINGS IM SPECIFICALLY LOOKING FOR??? I hate capitalism a whole fucking lot, but this everything is a membership/subscription model needs to die a slow, agonizing, death
I love weekly episode releases, but I’m gonna need HBO to beam 18 uninterrupted hours of The Pitt directly into my brain
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I love weekly episode releases, but I’m gonna need HBO to beam 18 uninterrupted hours of The Pitt directly into my brain
This probably isn’t going to make any sense but whatever. But I keep seeing people whining that the Luigi Mangione “fandom” is just posting about how more CEO’s need to bite a bullet without actually merc-ing them and it’s like. Okay so what are YOU posting about? Whining that you want more —
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This probably isn’t going to make any sense but whatever. But I keep seeing people whining that the Luigi Mangione “fandom” is just posting about how more CEO’s need to bite a bullet without actually merc-ing them and it’s like. Okay so what are YOU posting about? Whining that you want more —
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
Woke up feeling like garbage so I thought I’d do a quick 80 minute Yin yoga class and of course everyone and my mother decides that’s the time they need to talk to me.
February 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Woke up feeling like garbage so I thought I’d do a quick 80 minute Yin yoga class and of course everyone and my mother decides that’s the time they need to talk to me.
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I'm going to need you to stop comparing this coup to the Handmaid's Tale as if Margaret Atwood didn't pull every bit of that book from things that had already happened in the real world.
It's not feeling like the Handmaid's Tale. They're pulling from a historical playbook.
It's not feeling like the Handmaid's Tale. They're pulling from a historical playbook.
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm going to need you to stop comparing this coup to the Handmaid's Tale as if Margaret Atwood didn't pull every bit of that book from things that had already happened in the real world.
It's not feeling like the Handmaid's Tale. They're pulling from a historical playbook.
It's not feeling like the Handmaid's Tale. They're pulling from a historical playbook.
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Damn i wish someone could do something about it. If only we had a group of publicly elected officials to work in our interest to pass laws and check the power of the sitting leader of the nation so they don’t give unelected billionaire oligarchs free reign over the nations most essential functions
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Damn i wish someone could do something about it. If only we had a group of publicly elected officials to work in our interest to pass laws and check the power of the sitting leader of the nation so they don’t give unelected billionaire oligarchs free reign over the nations most essential functions
Of all of the little touches that come with this scent the newspaper is my favorite hands down. Heretic is on another level and I’m absolutely obsessed
February 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Of all of the little touches that come with this scent the newspaper is my favorite hands down. Heretic is on another level and I’m absolutely obsessed
I also got this really cute sample of Coeur Noir and it smells incredible. It’s so fresh and peppery, it’s what the entire package smelled like and I love it.
February 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I also got this really cute sample of Coeur Noir and it smells incredible. It’s so fresh and peppery, it’s what the entire package smelled like and I love it.
Everything about this experience is breathtaking oh my god.
February 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Everything about this experience is breathtaking oh my god.
Ahh!! It’s here and it’s BEAUTIFUL! I don’t even have it fully open and the box and packaging smell delicious. 😍
February 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ahh!! It’s here and it’s BEAUTIFUL! I don’t even have it fully open and the box and packaging smell delicious. 😍
Anyway I’m supposed to be asleep but I just drafted the core lore and plot for the story I’ve been struggling with for weeks now in my notes app so go me
The horrors persist and I’m having a hard time keeping up. I’ve read 5 books in 3 days and managed not to kms but I haven’t done homework or worked on the book I’ve been telling myself I’ll write for the last 3 years because everything feels pointless when the world is ending
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Anyway I’m supposed to be asleep but I just drafted the core lore and plot for the story I’ve been struggling with for weeks now in my notes app so go me
The horrors persist and I’m having a hard time keeping up. I’ve read 5 books in 3 days and managed not to kms but I haven’t done homework or worked on the book I’ve been telling myself I’ll write for the last 3 years because everything feels pointless when the world is ending
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The horrors persist and I’m having a hard time keeping up. I’ve read 5 books in 3 days and managed not to kms but I haven’t done homework or worked on the book I’ve been telling myself I’ll write for the last 3 years because everything feels pointless when the world is ending
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Tamagotchi - now biblically accurate!
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tamagotchi - now biblically accurate!
Deleted my meta apps and read 4 books in two days because I deserve a little escapism as a treat.
February 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Deleted my meta apps and read 4 books in two days because I deserve a little escapism as a treat.
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Your own.
Personal.
Shitshow.
Personal.
Shitshow.
February 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Your own.
Personal.
Shitshow.
Personal.
Shitshow.
Hey, Hakeem?
Fucking do something.
Fucking do something.
My statement on the FBI Purge that puts at risk the safety, well-being and national security of the American people.
February 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hey, Hakeem?
Fucking do something.
Fucking do something.
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This book radicalized me. If you know, you know. #Severance
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This book radicalized me. If you know, you know. #Severance
Tiktok is dying and the best part is that my shit head exes “career” as a cosplayer will be over and he’ll have to get a big boy job 🤭
January 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Tiktok is dying and the best part is that my shit head exes “career” as a cosplayer will be over and he’ll have to get a big boy job 🤭