Me watching this football game
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me watching this football game
Jared Goff retire bitch
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jared Goff retire bitch
@fivefourpod.bsky.social can u pls sort this out
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@fivefourpod.bsky.social can u pls sort this out
I didn't use any AI agent at all to book my flight or navigate the airport. I made it to my gate 30 minutes before boarding.
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I didn't use any AI agent at all to book my flight or navigate the airport. I made it to my gate 30 minutes before boarding.
Daytona 500 fuel conservation festival
February 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Daytona 500 fuel conservation festival
My 3 y.o. -- THE POOPMOJI IS BACK
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My 3 y.o. -- THE POOPMOJI IS BACK
Intrusive thought: Jayden Daniels presenting Donald Trump a 47 jersey
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Intrusive thought: Jayden Daniels presenting Donald Trump a 47 jersey
And another thing, I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspapers that I got mad
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ff/15/50D5C404-3D36-44DB-BF2C-00D53C45E9F7/drake-UMG-defamation-complaint.pdf
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ff/15/50D5C404-3D36-44DB-BF2C-00D53C45E9F7/drake-UMG-defamation-complaint.pdf
January 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And another thing, I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspapers that I got mad
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ff/15/50D5C404-3D36-44DB-BF2C-00D53C45E9F7/drake-UMG-defamation-complaint.pdf
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ff/15/50D5C404-3D36-44DB-BF2C-00D53C45E9F7/drake-UMG-defamation-complaint.pdf
Terry McLaurin -- the gotta have it moments
January 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Terry McLaurin -- the gotta have it moments
Commanders: chosen by god, perfected by science
January 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Commanders: chosen by god, perfected by science
Oh, the Places You'll Go
by Pol Pot
by Pol Pot
January 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Oh, the Places You'll Go
by Pol Pot
by Pol Pot
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 26, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Did a big jump scare to the entire family
December 26, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Did a big jump scare to the entire family
My son gave me walking pneumonia so I could give his mom running pneumonia
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
My son gave me walking pneumonia so I could give his mom running pneumonia
Pop that Imodium and get back to that stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
December 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Pop that Imodium and get back to that stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
*receiving first bigger paycheck from new job*
GREATEST GENERATION: Wow, gosh, would you look at that! Enough to take the missus out for a monthlong jaunt through Barcelona after I get back from my weeklong trip to Havana with my mistress!
MILLENIAL: Past life regression therapy? How much is that?
GREATEST GENERATION: Wow, gosh, would you look at that! Enough to take the missus out for a monthlong jaunt through Barcelona after I get back from my weeklong trip to Havana with my mistress!
MILLENIAL: Past life regression therapy? How much is that?
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
*receiving first bigger paycheck from new job*
GREATEST GENERATION: Wow, gosh, would you look at that! Enough to take the missus out for a monthlong jaunt through Barcelona after I get back from my weeklong trip to Havana with my mistress!
MILLENIAL: Past life regression therapy? How much is that?
GREATEST GENERATION: Wow, gosh, would you look at that! Enough to take the missus out for a monthlong jaunt through Barcelona after I get back from my weeklong trip to Havana with my mistress!
MILLENIAL: Past life regression therapy? How much is that?
2025 I swear I'll use blue light glasses to stay up
December 1, 2024 at 4:51 AM
2025 I swear I'll use blue light glasses to stay up
Gave my wife a 2-leg parlay (Memphis and Clemson) where I'd have to do something I didn't want to do but would do anyway if it hit, and hell yeah it's got me feeling like the MGM in this mfer
November 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Gave my wife a 2-leg parlay (Memphis and Clemson) where I'd have to do something I didn't want to do but would do anyway if it hit, and hell yeah it's got me feeling like the MGM in this mfer