You had Rams as bad with Stafford's health as linchpin. Could Rams play .500 or better if Stafford spent season in Peter Thiel ironlung?

Enjoy your month in a Residence Inn

Collinsworth: "I could watch this Reed Blankenship all night."

Ankle injuries hurt like shit and rehab takes forever. Saying he's QB1 when he's able to practice 100% is like Israel saying the war ends when all remains of KIA/captives returned. More likely JJ is done and they're just riding out the Wentzassaince (barf) until they can flip either for draft picks?

Is Taysom Hill the best QB on the saints?

Is Carson Wentz good? And if not then why are you working him out?

Why are they trying to make Jaxson Dart a thing

Jon Stewart is the most Madero-coded guy.

Been learning about the end of the Porfiriato and doing the Leo points at screen.

Why don't we ever hear about expansion? We get schedule bloat for days, but why not plop another 1-8 franchises down? Does that fuck up the tv money or something?

3 y.o. locked himself in his bedroom. Went up the ladder through the window to let him in. Changed the door knob on his room for one that doesn't lock. New knob doesn't match the remaining 7 door knobs in rooms/closets, so started replacing them. Have done 5 so far. That's probably all I'll do.

When will the team on preseason Hard Knocks win a Super Bowl? Definitely not this year.

Most realistic depiction of cocaine use ever shown (from behind corner of where brother in law getting his ass beat to help go supersaiyan mode to also immediately get ass beat)

Ice up son

Dirty ass water