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Warren Graff
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One of the guys who made Happy Tree Friends. You also probably hated the Sonic games I wrote. I also enjoy Minecraft for some reason.
*start venting*Yesterday, NYT puzzle connections was bullshit. I didn't get any. I always get some.Today, got the purple one first and the rest in 2 seconds. Yesterday's wordle I got in 2. Today got the last 4 letters in 2, but couldn't solve the puzzle because it became a guessing game*end venting*
March 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE.

We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.
February 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a “pickitup pickitup pickitup” window for food. And when you reference “The Specials” no one knows if you’re talking about the band or the menu
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?

In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Wait a minute! When did this happen? Tik Tok is banned?? First I'm hearing about it! How come nobody is talking about it??
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Fed up with Meta? Avoiding Instagram or Facebook isn’t enough to stop Meta from harvesting and profiting from your private information. Here’s how to limit Meta’s ability to monetize your personal data.
Mad at Meta? Don't Let Them Collect and Monetize Your Personal Data
If you’re fed up with Meta right now, you’re not alone. Meta tracks you across millions of websites and apps and its business model relies on your data. If you want to limit Meta’s ability to collect ...
www.eff.org
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I ordered a burrito and my order number is 68. I'm being punished because I didn't let the guy on crutches behind me go ahead of me. He didn't ask, but I thought about it to be nice. Now when they call 69 he gets to yell "you know it!" and I don't. 😢
January 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Fuck it
December 23, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Heartbreaking: The Last '90s Kid Has Died of Old Age
Heartbreaking: The Last ’90s Kid Has Died of Old Age
Tragic news struck the nation today as the last-remaining ’90s kid, Robert Jayner, finally succumbed to the elements and died of old age.
hard-drive.net
November 18, 2023 at 9:00 PM
I think if you're hurtling towards the earth, strapped to a talking baby, you wouldn't be able to hear what it's saying. Also, why is the baby in charge of the rip cord? This whole totally realistic scenario brings up more questions than answers.
November 15, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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“I was going to kick that guy’s ass until Bernie Sanders held me back” is the state of Republican masculinity
November 14, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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[in the park]

ME: aww look a baby

WIFE: is it on me?!

ME: um no it's in a stroll-

WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME
August 21, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I'm about the same age now as Wilfred Brimley was in the movie Cocoon. The thing that makes me feel old is the reference to Wilfred Brimley and the movie Cocoon.
November 8, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Let's try this platform. Has anyone here watched "Bodies" on Netflix? I have nobody to talk about it with.
November 4, 2023 at 12:29 AM
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As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
October 31, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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October 25, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.
October 20, 2023 at 2:06 PM
My first BlueSky post...or BS post as I call it...will be a shameless self-promotion of the new Happy Tree Friends episode. youtu.be/cN7XXLyb1Fo?...
Happy Tree Friends - Too Much Scream Time
Get The Crackpet Show: Happy Tree Friends Edition now: https://thecrackpetshow.com/ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/happytreefriendsgame Happy Tree Friends ARE B...
youtu.be
October 14, 2023 at 6:31 AM