Wandering wonderer
@wandering-wonderer.bsky.social
Lover of the strange and interesting
Born to explore, forced to work
grumpy old man
Born to explore, forced to work
grumpy old man
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
I think if it bit me I would get superpowers and also die a horrible painful death.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I think if it bit me I would get superpowers and also die a horrible painful death.
Not to tease you too much, I find it amusing to try and assume anything by such a quick snapshot of a person. Phrenology but somehow more pretentious. That being said...
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Not to tease you too much, I find it amusing to try and assume anything by such a quick snapshot of a person. Phrenology but somehow more pretentious. That being said...
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96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible
Thinking today about the squandering of regional and local level talent in sacrifice to national and world level talent in all pursuits save for those involved with business. You know someone who is struggling right now who should have been a local big name but has to sell insurance to afford life.
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thinking today about the squandering of regional and local level talent in sacrifice to national and world level talent in all pursuits save for those involved with business. You know someone who is struggling right now who should have been a local big name but has to sell insurance to afford life.
I recommend Camus for people who are not having a good time right now. The myth of sisyfus was quite good with many quotations that could have been the entire point of a philosophical paper.
October 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I recommend Camus for people who are not having a good time right now. The myth of sisyfus was quite good with many quotations that could have been the entire point of a philosophical paper.
Autumn decorates itself
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Autumn decorates itself
Damn, I missed the 23rd, my last chance to catch my favorite bisexuals before they became invisible.
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Damn, I missed the 23rd, my last chance to catch my favorite bisexuals before they became invisible.
Fifth night in a row my dogs won't stop barking at the door facing the forest, I still see nothing in the inky blackness.
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fifth night in a row my dogs won't stop barking at the door facing the forest, I still see nothing in the inky blackness.
I have my own gardener thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have my own gardener thank you.
The beginning of Autumn gives me a calm and it happens to be the birthday of both Bilbo and someone very near to me.
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The beginning of Autumn gives me a calm and it happens to be the birthday of both Bilbo and someone very near to me.
The party is coming to a backyard near you.
September 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The party is coming to a backyard near you.
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Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch
Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch
WASHINGTON—After entering a school cafeteria in D.C. and wrenching a brown paper bag from the hands of a small child, U.S. senators and representatives taunted a 7-year-old student and played keep-awa...
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September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch
No matter what happens don't forget who was an absolute coward when it mattered most. Show no mercy, especially to yourself.
September 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No matter what happens don't forget who was an absolute coward when it mattered most. Show no mercy, especially to yourself.
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Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.
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This article just reminded me of this old tweet
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
The spiders around my house are getting larger and more aggressive.
August 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The spiders around my house are getting larger and more aggressive.
Not that I actually ate there or care, but they lost the cracker and the barrel, just call yourself Benny's or Ahop.
August 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not that I actually ate there or care, but they lost the cracker and the barrel, just call yourself Benny's or Ahop.
Dealing with anything having to do with legal paperwork reminds me of growing up and dealing with adults. They can just say "No, I don't like the way you followed all the written instructions and I will deny your crucial activity because you failed to follow my personal rules written in secret."
August 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Dealing with anything having to do with legal paperwork reminds me of growing up and dealing with adults. They can just say "No, I don't like the way you followed all the written instructions and I will deny your crucial activity because you failed to follow my personal rules written in secret."
The Council: We have given you a full night's sleep but, this comes with a cost.
Me: Please, I just wanted to rest!
The Council: Wreck his shoulder, for no reason whatsoever.
*sounds of cramping and grumbling*
Me: Please, I just wanted to rest!
The Council: Wreck his shoulder, for no reason whatsoever.
*sounds of cramping and grumbling*
August 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Council: We have given you a full night's sleep but, this comes with a cost.
Me: Please, I just wanted to rest!
The Council: Wreck his shoulder, for no reason whatsoever.
*sounds of cramping and grumbling*
Me: Please, I just wanted to rest!
The Council: Wreck his shoulder, for no reason whatsoever.
*sounds of cramping and grumbling*
Too easy have a vocal number of those sitting at a comfortable elevation in society kept silent while the voiceless below wail and scream in suffering with pain that winds do not carry beyond the immediate. They may guess that folly or karma has afflicted the unfortunate, so easy to drag low but no.
August 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Too easy have a vocal number of those sitting at a comfortable elevation in society kept silent while the voiceless below wail and scream in suffering with pain that winds do not carry beyond the immediate. They may guess that folly or karma has afflicted the unfortunate, so easy to drag low but no.
It's not illegal to speak your mind but, you should have enough wisdom to know it must be done carefully. For now, only our thoughts are free.
August 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's not illegal to speak your mind but, you should have enough wisdom to know it must be done carefully. For now, only our thoughts are free.
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
August 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
As the historically greatest productivity of man is swallowed by a scant few we must realize that we are not dominated by warlords or masterminds. Our futures are stolen by salesmen who will burn the whole earth to see their money mill turn just a little faster.
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
As the historically greatest productivity of man is swallowed by a scant few we must realize that we are not dominated by warlords or masterminds. Our futures are stolen by salesmen who will burn the whole earth to see their money mill turn just a little faster.
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