Walter T Panda - Official
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My witch of an ex wife took everything but my salsa recipe. I was born again in an Everybody's grocery store produce section, then my dad disowned me.
I imagine there being a Trunk or Treat-style setup where they're just going between card tables with mountains of snorting drugs taking bumps like hors d'oeuvres. "Some cocaine for you sir?" "No, thanks. I'm positively stuffed on this Ritalin."
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I imagine there being a Trunk or Treat-style setup where they're just going between card tables with mountains of snorting drugs taking bumps like hors d'oeuvres. "Some cocaine for you sir?" "No, thanks. I'm positively stuffed on this Ritalin."
I can see him snorting Adderall and screaming at a couple of 14-year-olds in evening gowns as they frantically Sharpie out every instance of the word 'Donnie' in the files.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can see him snorting Adderall and screaming at a couple of 14-year-olds in evening gowns as they frantically Sharpie out every instance of the word 'Donnie' in the files.