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Walter T Panda - Official
@waltertpanda.bsky.social
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My witch of an ex wife took everything but my salsa recipe. I was born again in an Everybody's grocery store produce section, then my dad disowned me.
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I'm loving this meme of redacting ourselves from photos. I have a lot of old family pictures I'd rather not be in.
A photo of me and cousin Jeff at a birthday party in an Illinois Dennys. I have redacted myself because I was making a face.
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
waltertpanda.bsky.social
I'm loving this meme of redacting ourselves from photos. I have a lot of old family pictures I'd rather not be in.
A photo of me and cousin Jeff at a birthday party in an Illinois Dennys. I have redacted myself because I was making a face.
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Walking into the living room after a yellow jacket infestation like, "I'm a federal agent!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
waltertpanda.bsky.social
Popeye eating a whole 'can' of Tylenol and getting hella autistic.
September 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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When Tylenol is outlawed, only outlaws will have Tylenol.
An altered meme of the classic SNL but showing Christopher Walken saying he has a fever and the only prescription is more autism.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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#RentFree #CharacterActor
A Venn Diagram meme suggesting the phrase "Steven Ogg and Walton Goggins" both describes two splendid character actors and gets stuck in the creator's head. Not 'the creator' like some deity, but.. you get it.
July 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Coming to a Fox News near you this summer.
A parody of the famous image of George W Bush declaring victory in a war that ran for decades after. The image has been doctored to show the face of sitting US president Donald 'Taco' Trump to imply the cycle is repeating.
June 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
waltertpanda.bsky.social
This passive aggressive ass foil.
A picture of a brand of foil named "if you care". The name is meant to convey sustainability, but could be taken to be passive aggressive.
June 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A picture of a very unfortunate elderly person with obvious signs of drug abuse related dementia advising his mother that he has accidentally defecated onto the floor. The caption, in a comedic mocking of this particular man's cadence, says "mom, my tremendous fart, the best fart ever, is on the floor".
April 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I think I'm going to try this shit posting thing everyone talks about. Here's the first one off the top of my head!
A generic AI generated panda with an angry expression. The panda is wearing a large poop as a hat. This is not why he's angry.
January 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I think my email got hacked, guys. If you see something from me that looks like this, it's a ruse. My middle name is T and I'm not friggin' Irish!
January 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM