Vince Louis aka Waldo Vince
@waldovince.bsky.social
A fridge too far
This is 40 isn’t the worst movie but Paul Rudd plays the dumbest guy.
February 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is 40 isn’t the worst movie but Paul Rudd plays the dumbest guy.
Love to see a video with the caption “can’t make shows like this anymore” and the clip is from a show made 2 years ago.
November 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Love to see a video with the caption “can’t make shows like this anymore” and the clip is from a show made 2 years ago.
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(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God
November 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God
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found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
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my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
Idk who there is to blame but the popularity of Hawk Tuah lasting longer than the requisite 15 minutes is a pretty good indicator on where we’re headed.
November 7, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Idk who there is to blame but the popularity of Hawk Tuah lasting longer than the requisite 15 minutes is a pretty good indicator on where we’re headed.
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Go birds is all I have to live for now (and family & friends to a lesser extent)
November 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Go birds is all I have to live for now (and family & friends to a lesser extent)
The blue and the red pill are placebos. Both filled with Morpheus pee because he thinks it’s funny.
April 12, 2024 at 1:15 AM
The blue and the red pill are placebos. Both filled with Morpheus pee because he thinks it’s funny.
*watching the Matrix high* oh yeah I get it
April 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
*watching the Matrix high* oh yeah I get it
Idk I feel like this guys kinda asking for it
January 27, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Idk I feel like this guys kinda asking for it
49ers are not a real nfl franchise. Idk a fan of theirs. I googled celebrity fans and #5 was just the San Jose sharks. Literally.
January 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
49ers are not a real nfl franchise. Idk a fan of theirs. I googled celebrity fans and #5 was just the San Jose sharks. Literally.
American Idiot was not a political song it was written about the time Green Day saw me choke on a mozzarella stick at Buffalo Wild Wings
January 3, 2024 at 5:05 PM
American Idiot was not a political song it was written about the time Green Day saw me choke on a mozzarella stick at Buffalo Wild Wings
What up dudes wanna smoke weed and watch The Holdovers?
December 30, 2023 at 3:31 AM
What up dudes wanna smoke weed and watch The Holdovers?
Planet of the Apes should be a comedy because it’s literally a planet full of apes
December 23, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Planet of the Apes should be a comedy because it’s literally a planet full of apes
If you’re an anxious person in public may I suggest smoking some weed and shopping after 8:30pm it is a real treat
November 30, 2023 at 2:26 AM
If you’re an anxious person in public may I suggest smoking some weed and shopping after 8:30pm it is a real treat
I love that Old School had a joke entirely dependent on knowing who James Carville is
November 25, 2023 at 4:40 AM
I love that Old School had a joke entirely dependent on knowing who James Carville is
Anytime someone tells you they’re “living the dream” it’s your obligation to ask if they are about to commit self harm
November 23, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Anytime someone tells you they’re “living the dream” it’s your obligation to ask if they are about to commit self harm
This!
interaction i had at a restaurant just now
server: and what would you like?
me: i’ll have the classic breakfast please, eggs over easy
her: would you like bacon or sausage with that?
me: bacon please
her: white toast okay?
me: sounds great
her: okay! i’ll have that out to you shortly
me: thank you!
server: and what would you like?
me: i’ll have the classic breakfast please, eggs over easy
her: would you like bacon or sausage with that?
me: bacon please
her: white toast okay?
me: sounds great
her: okay! i’ll have that out to you shortly
me: thank you!
November 20, 2023 at 5:03 PM
This!
I think the El Salvador Miss Universe candidate just said her mission is to get kids to go surfing
November 19, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I think the El Salvador Miss Universe candidate just said her mission is to get kids to go surfing
The first time I heard the song Karma Police was watching a Derrick Comedy sketch. Fuck you Belanie.
November 18, 2023 at 3:44 PM
The first time I heard the song Karma Police was watching a Derrick Comedy sketch. Fuck you Belanie.
Idk when I see Osama Bin Laden trending that’s probably not going to be fun discourse
November 18, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Idk when I see Osama Bin Laden trending that’s probably not going to be fun discourse
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Maybe the funniest ad copy I’ve ever seen
November 15, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Maybe the funniest ad copy I’ve ever seen
Josh Allen is not turning into Carson Wentz. I watched those Wentz offenses look like they were stuck in a concrete mixer. Bills are just a train wreck schematically with a coaching staff of buffoons validating each others horrible decisions.
November 15, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Josh Allen is not turning into Carson Wentz. I watched those Wentz offenses look like they were stuck in a concrete mixer. Bills are just a train wreck schematically with a coaching staff of buffoons validating each others horrible decisions.
Nobody has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. The funniest thing ever was the guy screaming “YOU SUCK” in The Wedding Singer.
November 9, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Nobody has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. The funniest thing ever was the guy screaming “YOU SUCK” in The Wedding Singer.