Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
"you would get in so much trouble if you drowned a polo pony. " -sentences you only hear when having high conversations.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"you would get in so much trouble if you drowned a polo pony. " -sentences you only hear when having high conversations.
So in case you forgot how shitty Ai has made everything, here's a basic Google search results for ya.
I can't wait for AI to give me medical diagnosises 🙄
I can't wait for AI to give me medical diagnosises 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So in case you forgot how shitty Ai has made everything, here's a basic Google search results for ya.
I can't wait for AI to give me medical diagnosises 🙄
I can't wait for AI to give me medical diagnosises 🙄
"I'm sorry sir, you misspelled 'potato' at a spelling bee for 12 year olds where the school had it misspelled on the script they gave you. Therefore you cannot be president. Next time just have sex with some of the 12 year olds. That's totally fine."
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'm sorry sir, you misspelled 'potato' at a spelling bee for 12 year olds where the school had it misspelled on the script they gave you. Therefore you cannot be president. Next time just have sex with some of the 12 year olds. That's totally fine."
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
"Forget elf on a shelf, this Christmas it's Pedophile on a Pedestal!"
(Camera swings to a plastic orange faced Donald Trump figurine with his shit eating grin, standing upon a pedestal.)
"Only 3 payments of $88.88!"
*Person having a medical emergency in the backdrop sold separately
(Camera swings to a plastic orange faced Donald Trump figurine with his shit eating grin, standing upon a pedestal.)
"Only 3 payments of $88.88!"
*Person having a medical emergency in the backdrop sold separately
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Forget elf on a shelf, this Christmas it's Pedophile on a Pedestal!"
(Camera swings to a plastic orange faced Donald Trump figurine with his shit eating grin, standing upon a pedestal.)
"Only 3 payments of $88.88!"
*Person having a medical emergency in the backdrop sold separately
(Camera swings to a plastic orange faced Donald Trump figurine with his shit eating grin, standing upon a pedestal.)
"Only 3 payments of $88.88!"
*Person having a medical emergency in the backdrop sold separately
If the 2nd line of your resume talks about your punctuality, and you show up 5 minutes late to the interview, I become highly suspect that you didn't write your own resume.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If the 2nd line of your resume talks about your punctuality, and you show up 5 minutes late to the interview, I become highly suspect that you didn't write your own resume.
You know how a store will raise the price of an item stupid high, then lower it, not down to its original price, but closer, and then call it a "sale" and consumers eat that shit up?
Welcome to the Trump Tariffs.
Welcome to the Trump Tariffs.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You know how a store will raise the price of an item stupid high, then lower it, not down to its original price, but closer, and then call it a "sale" and consumers eat that shit up?
Welcome to the Trump Tariffs.
Welcome to the Trump Tariffs.
Anyone who believe there "encrypted" messages on twitter won't be able to be read by Musk/his goons is a gullible moron.
Which we already know because they are still using twitter.
Which we already know because they are still using twitter.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anyone who believe there "encrypted" messages on twitter won't be able to be read by Musk/his goons is a gullible moron.
Which we already know because they are still using twitter.
Which we already know because they are still using twitter.
"It's employee appreciation day. Close your departments, come and spend a half day with free food and activities"
Me: "cool"
"Except IT, you're so necessary you can't close. Have the team rotate out for 1 hour each"
Me: "if we are so necessary shouldn't we be appreciated MORE?"
*Goldfish stare*
Me: "cool"
"Except IT, you're so necessary you can't close. Have the team rotate out for 1 hour each"
Me: "if we are so necessary shouldn't we be appreciated MORE?"
*Goldfish stare*
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"It's employee appreciation day. Close your departments, come and spend a half day with free food and activities"
Me: "cool"
"Except IT, you're so necessary you can't close. Have the team rotate out for 1 hour each"
Me: "if we are so necessary shouldn't we be appreciated MORE?"
*Goldfish stare*
Me: "cool"
"Except IT, you're so necessary you can't close. Have the team rotate out for 1 hour each"
Me: "if we are so necessary shouldn't we be appreciated MORE?"
*Goldfish stare*
Every day we are shown more and more that being "rich and successful" isn't about being smart it's about being a disgusting human being. The more disgusting, the richer and more successful you appear.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Every day we are shown more and more that being "rich and successful" isn't about being smart it's about being a disgusting human being. The more disgusting, the richer and more successful you appear.
He's going to have to go balls deep in a 14 year old, live on TV, before Republicans believe he's a pedophile isn't he?
And even then some will defend him or say "well 14 is basically an adult"
Republicans are sick. There isn't a woodchipper big enough for all of them.
And even then some will defend him or say "well 14 is basically an adult"
Republicans are sick. There isn't a woodchipper big enough for all of them.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He's going to have to go balls deep in a 14 year old, live on TV, before Republicans believe he's a pedophile isn't he?
And even then some will defend him or say "well 14 is basically an adult"
Republicans are sick. There isn't a woodchipper big enough for all of them.
And even then some will defend him or say "well 14 is basically an adult"
Republicans are sick. There isn't a woodchipper big enough for all of them.
If you are only against pedophiles until someone you like turns out to be one, you were never really against pedophiles
(You can replace pedophiles with racists, rapists, bigots, Nazis etc)
(You can replace pedophiles with racists, rapists, bigots, Nazis etc)
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you are only against pedophiles until someone you like turns out to be one, you were never really against pedophiles
(You can replace pedophiles with racists, rapists, bigots, Nazis etc)
(You can replace pedophiles with racists, rapists, bigots, Nazis etc)
Every filthy rich pedophile when their name comes up in Epstein communications
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every filthy rich pedophile when their name comes up in Epstein communications
He really thinks a $2,000 check will get us to forget that he raped children doesn't he?
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
He really thinks a $2,000 check will get us to forget that he raped children doesn't he?
I bet Chuck Schumer is going to feel like a real ass when these Epstein files being released show even clearer that he just surrendered to a pedophile.
Well, if he had a soul....
Well, if he had a soul....
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I bet Chuck Schumer is going to feel like a real ass when these Epstein files being released show even clearer that he just surrendered to a pedophile.
Well, if he had a soul....
Well, if he had a soul....
It's wild that we don't have enough money to keep the government running, and part of the solution is to give a handful of Republicans huge amounts of cash for absolutely no reason.
If the Dems tried this when Obama was in power the riots would actually make jan 6th look like a guided tour.
If the Dems tried this when Obama was in power the riots would actually make jan 6th look like a guided tour.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's wild that we don't have enough money to keep the government running, and part of the solution is to give a handful of Republicans huge amounts of cash for absolutely no reason.
If the Dems tried this when Obama was in power the riots would actually make jan 6th look like a guided tour.
If the Dems tried this when Obama was in power the riots would actually make jan 6th look like a guided tour.
Pretty sure Pete Hegseth got all of his ideas about combat from full Metal Jacket. He most closely identifies with the helicopter gunner who said "easy, you just don't lead them as much" when talking about shooting women and children.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pretty sure Pete Hegseth got all of his ideas about combat from full Metal Jacket. He most closely identifies with the helicopter gunner who said "easy, you just don't lead them as much" when talking about shooting women and children.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the child rapist previously known as Prince.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the child rapist previously known as Prince.
Americans: "holy fuck our economy is crumbling and food pantries are already struggling to meet demand"
Apple: "how about a $150 pouch to put your phone in, $230 if you're fat or tall"
Capitalism needs to be destroyed.
Apple: "how about a $150 pouch to put your phone in, $230 if you're fat or tall"
Capitalism needs to be destroyed.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Americans: "holy fuck our economy is crumbling and food pantries are already struggling to meet demand"
Apple: "how about a $150 pouch to put your phone in, $230 if you're fat or tall"
Capitalism needs to be destroyed.
Apple: "how about a $150 pouch to put your phone in, $230 if you're fat or tall"
Capitalism needs to be destroyed.
"sorry, with the government shut down we can't pay food stamps for veterans, or salaries to air traffic controllers. Thankfully we can continue to pay the gestapo to terrorize brown people and wrongfully arrest dozens of citizens, you know, the things that really matter" -Republicans
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"sorry, with the government shut down we can't pay food stamps for veterans, or salaries to air traffic controllers. Thankfully we can continue to pay the gestapo to terrorize brown people and wrongfully arrest dozens of citizens, you know, the things that really matter" -Republicans
As if the filthy rich haven't been grinding every last penny out of us for decades, they now want 50 year mortgages.
The American dream has been bought and sold so many times it no longer exists.
The American dream has been bought and sold so many times it no longer exists.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As if the filthy rich haven't been grinding every last penny out of us for decades, they now want 50 year mortgages.
The American dream has been bought and sold so many times it no longer exists.
The American dream has been bought and sold so many times it no longer exists.
Chuck schumer- Hostage negotiator:
"Ok, I see you're out of hostages, and ammo, and we have you completely surrounded. In good faith we are giving you 2 new hostages, and cars to take you to the airport with a plane waiting. You just have to promise next month you'll turn yourselves in"
"Ok, I see you're out of hostages, and ammo, and we have you completely surrounded. In good faith we are giving you 2 new hostages, and cars to take you to the airport with a plane waiting. You just have to promise next month you'll turn yourselves in"
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Chuck schumer- Hostage negotiator:
"Ok, I see you're out of hostages, and ammo, and we have you completely surrounded. In good faith we are giving you 2 new hostages, and cars to take you to the airport with a plane waiting. You just have to promise next month you'll turn yourselves in"
"Ok, I see you're out of hostages, and ammo, and we have you completely surrounded. In good faith we are giving you 2 new hostages, and cars to take you to the airport with a plane waiting. You just have to promise next month you'll turn yourselves in"
Me thinking for once the Dem establishment was going to keep a promise.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me thinking for once the Dem establishment was going to keep a promise.
The Dems caved thanks to Schumer, but at least the bigot Kim Davis got told to shove it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Dems caved thanks to Schumer, but at least the bigot Kim Davis got told to shove it.
Whatever company makes the Whitehouse furniture has great commercial material. "Our chairs are so comfortable they even put fascists to sleep!"
And they can even advertise on Fox "Only the best comfort for a king" and play both sides.
And they can even advertise on Fox "Only the best comfort for a king" and play both sides.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Whatever company makes the Whitehouse furniture has great commercial material. "Our chairs are so comfortable they even put fascists to sleep!"
And they can even advertise on Fox "Only the best comfort for a king" and play both sides.
And they can even advertise on Fox "Only the best comfort for a king" and play both sides.
I should have known John Fetterman was a spelunker. He caves so easily.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I should have known John Fetterman was a spelunker. He caves so easily.