Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
Every filthy rich pedophile when their name comes up in Epstein communications
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every filthy rich pedophile when their name comes up in Epstein communications
Me thinking for once the Dem establishment was going to keep a promise.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me thinking for once the Dem establishment was going to keep a promise.
Me hearing that sexual assaulting racist Andrew Cuomo is going to run for a house seat after his hysterical loss to Mamdani:
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Me hearing that sexual assaulting racist Andrew Cuomo is going to run for a house seat after his hysterical loss to Mamdani:
This is all I can think of.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is all I can think of.
Google app store doesn't have a way to easily let me report the false advertising of their sponsored games. "No ads" click on it "contains ads"wtf?!
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Google app store doesn't have a way to easily let me report the false advertising of their sponsored games. "No ads" click on it "contains ads"wtf?!
Shot a much better glow round than my sanctioned round earlier (was doubles, but we didn't get everyone on the card.)
Trees don't exist at night.
Trees don't exist at night.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Shot a much better glow round than my sanctioned round earlier (was doubles, but we didn't get everyone on the card.)
Trees don't exist at night.
Trees don't exist at night.
I have purchased my beer advent calendar for this season! Woooo. (This is not mine, I can't pick up for 3 weeks)
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have purchased my beer advent calendar for this season! Woooo. (This is not mine, I can't pick up for 3 weeks)
Its almost spooky season. Trying to get a group costume going. Not sure if anyone will be down for it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Its almost spooky season. Trying to get a group costume going. Not sure if anyone will be down for it.
9 missed circle 1 putts. 3 OBs. Oof. I really could have played better, but still a good time and my rating is going up again.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
9 missed circle 1 putts. 3 OBs. Oof. I really could have played better, but still a good time and my rating is going up again.
I put a bunch of aloe plants out on ours (we double as a plant stand). Did see a few horror/Halloween books as well.
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I put a bunch of aloe plants out on ours (we double as a plant stand). Did see a few horror/Halloween books as well.
Did you know not just pumpkin seeds, but most gourd seeds can be roasted?
These are some delicata seeds roasted with seasoned salt and garlic. Later this week will be a spaghetti squash. Had acorn squash seeds last week. Fall gives you lots of tasty treats.
These are some delicata seeds roasted with seasoned salt and garlic. Later this week will be a spaghetti squash. Had acorn squash seeds last week. Fall gives you lots of tasty treats.
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Did you know not just pumpkin seeds, but most gourd seeds can be roasted?
These are some delicata seeds roasted with seasoned salt and garlic. Later this week will be a spaghetti squash. Had acorn squash seeds last week. Fall gives you lots of tasty treats.
These are some delicata seeds roasted with seasoned salt and garlic. Later this week will be a spaghetti squash. Had acorn squash seeds last week. Fall gives you lots of tasty treats.
One of our chickens is apparently a monster.....
I feel so sorry for her.
I feel so sorry for her.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
One of our chickens is apparently a monster.....
I feel so sorry for her.
I feel so sorry for her.
You guys are buying homes?
September 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You guys are buying homes?
Almost spooky time which means my attempted doppelgangers will start appearing in force
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Almost spooky time which means my attempted doppelgangers will start appearing in force
Wife and I got a little saucy today. And for good measure worked with some pickle.
Apple saucy.
Apple saucy.
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wife and I got a little saucy today. And for good measure worked with some pickle.
Apple saucy.
Apple saucy.
This disphshit stared at an eclipse.
You shouldn't trust a single thing he says, ESPECIALLY related to your health.
Oh and don't forget, he molested children.
You shouldn't trust a single thing he says, ESPECIALLY related to your health.
Oh and don't forget, he molested children.
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This disphshit stared at an eclipse.
You shouldn't trust a single thing he says, ESPECIALLY related to your health.
Oh and don't forget, he molested children.
You shouldn't trust a single thing he says, ESPECIALLY related to your health.
Oh and don't forget, he molested children.
Found a meme I made over 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh because I still envy this cheese grater.
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Found a meme I made over 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh because I still envy this cheese grater.
You can still find yourself, even if you're not whole.
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You can still find yourself, even if you're not whole.
Tom Homans response to the bribe that the was caught on camera taking.
September 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Tom Homans response to the bribe that the was caught on camera taking.
I saw an octopus and a snail one yesterday (although the snails shell was like a giant skull so sorta cool.
Picked up this fun dude because I feel two heads is more plausible than most the others.
Picked up this fun dude because I feel two heads is more plausible than most the others.
September 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I saw an octopus and a snail one yesterday (although the snails shell was like a giant skull so sorta cool.
Picked up this fun dude because I feel two heads is more plausible than most the others.
Picked up this fun dude because I feel two heads is more plausible than most the others.
Jesus Christ lady, read your post out loud before you submit!
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jesus Christ lady, read your post out loud before you submit!
Put out some aloe plants, spider plants and a bucket of milkweed pods for people to start their own. Little free library and plant stand rocks!
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Put out some aloe plants, spider plants and a bucket of milkweed pods for people to start their own. Little free library and plant stand rocks!